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swedeace · 05-26-2006, 11:17 AM

I got this via email. Sooooooo funnny....

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me have sex with you....but the girl said NO.

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said "Ask him for $2000dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

Still recovering from her experience, she panted, "The bastard used coins!!"

Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

80s_Fan · 05-26-2006, 02:51 PM

That's a real funny one.............keep them coming

James"Thunder"Early · 05-26-2006, 02:58 PM

That is hilarious!

swedeace · 05-27-2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 80s_Fan

That's a real funny one.............keep them coming

I sure will! Everytime I get hilarious stuff via email from co-workers, I try and always post them here.

05-26-2006, 11:17 AM	#1
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	A Lesson in Management Tactics I got this via email. Sooooooo funnny.... Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me have sex with you....but the girl said NO. Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said "Ask him for $2000dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...... Still recovering from her experience, she panted, "The bastard used coins!!" Management Lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

05-26-2006, 02:51 PM	#2
80s_Fan Healthcare_Clerk Senior Member Join Date: May 26, 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 1,697	That's A Funny One That's a real funny one.............keep them coming

05-26-2006, 02:58 PM	#3
James"Thunder"Early Whoever's In New England Forum Veteran Join Date: Feb 23, 2004 Location: The Apollo Posts: 7,088	That is hilarious!
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