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callmetootie · 06-01-2001, 09:52 PM

If you have problems, or would like to know the answer to something, or would like to know what's in store for you in the future, talk to me! I'm Psychic Callmetootie, and I'm here for you.

I'm here to take care, whenever you're there, how may I help you?

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Andrew Carden

Bootsy Whoosh · 06-01-2001, 09:53 PM

Psychic Callmetootie, what is the 81st place of pi? I need to know or I will fail my math exam and be subjected to grave humiliation. Please help me, you are my only hope!

callmetootie · 06-01-2001, 10:05 PM

I do not do the math, I do you! I'am not the Math Psychic.

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Andrew Carden

callmetootie · 06-01-2001, 10:09 PM

I'am not answering more question until tomorrow morning. The Psychic has left the building! Talk tomorrow.

Call me now for your free taro card reading -
Miss Cleo [2001]

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Andrew Carden

Bootsy Whoosh · 06-01-2001, 10:18 PM

I feel dirty. You said we could ask you if we wanted to know the answer to "something." You did not specify that it had to pertain to me.

I am a victim of false advertising!!!

Blair706+Jorox · 06-02-2001, 12:05 AM

Don't you watch Miss Cleo tarot reading? That's the kind of stuff callmetootie means.

Bootsy Whoosh · 06-02-2001, 01:33 AM

Of course I've seen Miss Cleo, I would have to live in a 10 foot deep hole to have not seen her.

I was just messing with him...goodnaturedly of course.

Mossopp · 06-02-2001, 07:52 AM

Ok, I have some questions which, if you were to use your wonderous psychic powers to answer, I would be incredibly grateful.

1 - should I use the impending 'job-progress reveiws' at my office to tell my boss he can stick his job, and then I can go'n work someplace else?

2 - if the answer to the above question is 'yes', what line of work should I enter into next?

3 - should I ask out the incredibly beautiful person who works in the office next door to mine even although we have only spoken twice?

4 - should I shave my head even although I will probably get fired for doing it?

5 - or should I just bleach my hair blonde again?

I would be much obliged if you would give my questions due attention.
And don't worry about giving me bogus advice - the truth of the matter is that I'm more than capable of making bad decisions on my own!
Thanks!

Mossopp
x x x

Meg07945 · 06-02-2001, 10:20 AM

yeah ok!!

How am I gonna do on my Spanish and Algebra exams?!

also

I'm having a surprise party for a friend..will it stay a surprise?

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~Meg~
*Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone.*
+Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+

callmetootie · 06-02-2001, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mossopp:
Ok, I have some questions which, if you were to use your wonderous psychic powers to answer, I would be incredibly grateful.

1 - should I use the impending 'job-progress reveiws' at my office to tell my boss he can stick his job, and then I can go'n work someplace else?

2 - if the answer to the above question is 'yes', what line of work should I enter into next?

3 - should I ask out the incredibly beautiful person who works in the office next door to mine even although we have only spoken twice?

4 - should I shave my head even although I will probably get fired for doing it?

5 - or should I just bleach my hair blonde again?

I would be much obliged if you would give my questions due attention.
And don't worry about giving me bogus advice - the truth of the matter is that I'm more than capable of making bad decisions on my own!
Thanks!
Mossopp
x x x

1. I don't think so.
3. If she's single and seems lonely, you do that.
4. No.
5. No, but it's better that shaving your head.

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Andrew Carden

callmetootie · 06-02-2001, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meg07945:
yeah ok!!

How am I gonna do on my Spanish and Algebra exams?!

also

I'm having a surprise party for a friend..will it stay a surprise?

1. Don't be surprised if you get a very low grade, or a very high grade.
2. 99.9% of the time it doesn't stay a surprise.

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Andrew Carden

06-03-2001, 02:11 PM

Oh Psychic Callmetootie! will I expose the secret to your psychicness,

callmetootie · 06-03-2001, 02:14 PM

Tell me my son. LOL.

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Andrew Carden

06-03-2001, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by callmetootie:
1. Don't be surprised if you get a very low grade, or a very high grade.
2. 99.9% of the time it doesn't stay a surprise.

I shall use the above as an expample.

1. You have to get a high grade or a low grade ,unless you get a 49, 50, or 51 (the mid grades), hence the don't be surprised. Still, the chances are 97 low/high to 3 mid.

2. It's not a surprise once the thing starts, thereby making it ALMOST impossible for it to stay a surprise. (unless the person never shows up)

For you see, I am the person who knows stuff about stuff.

80skid · 06-03-2001, 02:35 PM

OK, callmetootie, my turn!

1) How will my yearbook picture look in the new yearbook?

2) How did I do on my math test?

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Love is patient and kind, it is not jealous or conceited or proud; love is not ill-mannered or selfish or irritable; love does not keep a record of wrongs; love is not happy with evil but with the truth. Love never gives up, and its faith, hope, and patience never fail. Meanwhile these three remain: faith, hope and love, and the greatest of these is love.

06-01-2001, 09:52 PM	#1
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Have A Problem? Talk It Out With Psychic Callmetootie! If you have problems, or would like to know the answer to something, or would like to know what's in store for you in the future, talk to me! I'm Psychic Callmetootie, and I'm here for you. I'm here to take care, whenever you're there, how may I help you? ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-03-2001, 02:11 PM	#12
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06-01-2001, 09:53 PM	#2
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	Psychic Callmetootie, what is the 81st place of pi? I need to know or I will fail my math exam and be subjected to grave humiliation. Please help me, you are my only hope!

06-01-2001, 10:05 PM	#3
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	I do not do the math, I do you! I'am not the Math Psychic. ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-01-2001, 10:09 PM	#4
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	I'am not answering more question until tomorrow morning. The Psychic has left the building! Talk tomorrow. Call me now for your free taro card reading - Miss Cleo [2001] ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-01-2001, 10:18 PM	#5
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	I feel dirty. You said we could ask you if we wanted to know the answer to "something." You did not specify that it had to pertain to me. I am a victim of false advertising!!!

06-02-2001, 12:05 AM	#6
Blair706+Jorox Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 19, 2001 Posts: 99	Don't you watch Miss Cleo tarot reading? That's the kind of stuff callmetootie means.

06-02-2001, 01:33 AM	#7
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	Of course I've seen Miss Cleo, I would have to live in a 10 foot deep hole to have not seen her. I was just messing with him...goodnaturedly of course.

06-02-2001, 07:52 AM	#8
Mossopp asleep at the wheel Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 30, 2000 Location: Helensburgh, Scotland Posts: 3,726	Ok, I have some questions which, if you were to use your wonderous psychic powers to answer, I would be incredibly grateful. 1 - should I use the impending 'job-progress reveiws' at my office to tell my boss he can stick his job, and then I can go'n work someplace else? 2 - if the answer to the above question is 'yes', what line of work should I enter into next? 3 - should I ask out the incredibly beautiful person who works in the office next door to mine even although we have only spoken twice? 4 - should I shave my head even although I will probably get fired for doing it? 5 - or should I just bleach my hair blonde again? I would be much obliged if you would give my questions due attention. And don't worry about giving me bogus advice - the truth of the matter is that I'm more than capable of making bad decisions on my own! Thanks! Mossopp x x x

06-02-2001, 10:20 AM	#9
Meg07945 Olive!!! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2001 Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!! Posts: 1,001	yeah ok!! How am I gonna do on my Spanish and Algebra exams?! also I'm having a surprise party for a friend..will it stay a surprise? ------------------ ~Meg~ Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone. +Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+

06-03-2001, 02:14 PM	#13
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	Tell me my son. LOL. ------------------ Andrew Carden

06-03-2001, 02:35 PM	#15
80skid smile :) Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 18, 2000 Posts: 971	OK, callmetootie, my turn! 1) How will my yearbook picture look in the new yearbook? 2) How did I do on my math test? ------------------ Love is patient and kind, it is not jealous or conceited or proud; love is not ill-mannered or selfish or irritable; love does not keep a record of wrongs; love is not happy with evil but with the truth. Love never gives up, and its faith, hope, and patience never fail. Meanwhile these three remain: faith, hope and love, and the greatest of these is love.