God States that Earth IS a spinoff of Universe - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

dlemond · 05-25-2006, 12:12 AM

(AP) Earth:

Hearing all the flack lately from religious zealots, scientists, and internet nuts, God has come forward with a candid statement to the people of Earth:

"Yes, the Earth is a spinoff of the Universe," God declared.

"It was not created in and of itself as a separate entity. Though I refuse to get into the whole Adam and Eve situation, the 7 days stuff, and so on, suffice to say the Bible and the universe theories can co-exist."

In response to the clamor of incredible inconsistencies with the Big Bang theory and the book of Genesis, God replied,

"Life is full of inconsistencies and I'm not going to explain it all for you.
For My Sake, can't you people just get a life?"

"You have all this time to debate spinoff theories? Let me tell you as someone who knows, some of you don't. My Son on a popsicle stick! - Get out there and live people!"

As God refused to speak anymore one can only wonder when and if He shall return to settle any other pressing earthly debates.

Ireneparalegal · 05-25-2006, 12:15 AM

Was there a pilot??????????? What did Norman Lear say abt this???

Skywalker · 05-25-2006, 12:18 AM

Jo_Luvs_Ketchup · 05-25-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Was there a pilot??????????? What did Norman Lear say abt this???

Brieannas21 · 05-25-2006, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Was there a pilot??????????? What did Norman Lear say abt this???

ABlairican Pie · 05-25-2006, 01:07 AM

Is God gonna put Earth on DVD now just like The Facts of Life?

Ireneparalegal · 05-25-2006, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ABlairican Pie

Is God gonna put Earth on DVD now just like The Facts of Life?

Yes...available from Amazon.com BBC DVD "Planet Earth"

Nighthawk76 · 05-25-2006, 02:13 AM

Ireneparalegal · 05-25-2006, 03:03 AM

Unless there is a Norman Lear interview or video, I won't believe it...I WON'T, I WON'T, I WON'T!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Television · 05-25-2006, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Unless there is a Norman Lear interview or video, I won't believe it...I WON'T, I WON'T, I WON'T!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just glad God decided to put it in the script, otherwise we all would be floating in space.

Tuesday Weld · 05-25-2006, 10:42 AM

Brian Damage · 05-25-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Unless there is a Norman Lear interview or video, I won't believe it...I WON'T, I WON'T, I WON'T!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly, I need to have a VHS copy of the interview to analyze what Norman Lear said. I need an explanation as to why Earth didn't have a pilot episode like Maude or The Jeffersons. Until then, the Earth is NOT a spinoff.

TVFactFan · 05-25-2006, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian Damage

Exactly, I need to have a VHS copy of the interview to analyze what Norman Lear said. I need an explanation as to why Earth didn't have a pilot episode like Maude or The Jeffersons. Until then, the Earth is NOT a spinoff.

Yeah I never heard of a Pilot episode for the series "EARTH" so that means no spinoff

Brian Damage · 05-25-2006, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TVResearcher

Yeah I never heard of a Pilot episode for the series "EARTH" so that means no spinoff

Cactus Jack · 05-25-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Was there a pilot??????????? What did Norman Lear say abt this???

05-25-2006, 12:12 AM	#1
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	God States that Earth IS a spinoff of Universe (AP) Earth: Hearing all the flack lately from religious zealots, scientists, and internet nuts, God has come forward with a candid statement to the people of Earth: "Yes, the Earth is a spinoff of the Universe," God declared. "It was not created in and of itself as a separate entity. Though I refuse to get into the whole Adam and Eve situation, the 7 days stuff, and so on, suffice to say the Bible and the universe theories can co-exist." In response to the clamor of incredible inconsistencies with the Big Bang theory and the book of Genesis, God replied, "Life is full of inconsistencies and I'm not going to explain it all for you. For My Sake, can't you people just get a life?" "You have all this time to debate spinoff theories? Let me tell you as someone who knows, some of you don't. My Son on a popsicle stick! - Get out there and live people!" As God refused to speak anymore one can only wonder when and if He shall return to settle any other pressing earthly debates.

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Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Unless there is a Norman Lear interview or video, I won't believe it...I WON'T, I WON'T, I WON'T!!!!!!!!!!