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Penny Lane · 05-23-2006, 03:07 PM

Funeral Expenses

A woman's husband dies. He had left $30,000 to be used for an
elaborate funeral.

After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells
her closest friend, "there is absolutely nothing left
from the $30,000."

The friend asks, "How can that be?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost was $6,500. And of course I
made a donation to the church -- that was $500, and I
spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks -- you know. The rest
went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone?

My Goodness, how big
is it?"

The widow says,

"Four and a half carats."

80s_Fan · 05-23-2006, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Lane

Funeral Expenses

A woman's husband dies. He had left $30,000 to be used for an
elaborate funeral.

After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells
her closest friend, "there is absolutely nothing left
from the $30,000."

The friend asks, "How can that be?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost was $6,500. And of course I
made a donation to the church -- that was $500, and I
spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks -- you know. The rest
went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone?

My Goodness, how big
is it?"

The widow says,

"Four and a half carats."

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MsOrange · 05-23-2006, 09:19 PM

hahahaha

Janice · 05-23-2006, 09:21 PM

Polniaczek033 · 05-23-2006, 09:32 PM

HAHAHA

Dude111 · 06-13-2026, 09:18 PM

Its sad things are so bloody expensive now...

It shouldnt have costed her so much!!

05-23-2006, 03:07 PM	#1
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,261	Funeral Expenses (Joke) Funeral Expenses A woman's husband dies. He had left $30,000 to be used for an elaborate funeral. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend, "there is absolutely nothing left from the $30,000." The friend asks, "How can that be?" The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost was $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church -- that was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks -- you know. The rest went for the memorial stone." The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My Goodness, how big is it?" The widow says, "Four and a half carats."
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05-23-2006, 09:32 PM	#5
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05-23-2006, 09:19 PM	#3
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	hahahaha

06-13-2026, 09:18 PM	#6
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,581	Its sad things are so bloody expensive now... It shouldnt have costed her so much!!