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Old 05-20-2006, 05:33 PM   #1
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Default Who would win? Chuck Norris or Bruce Willis?

Who would win a boxing macth or a kick boxing macth Chuck Norris or BVruce Willis
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Old 05-21-2006, 02:09 AM   #2
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Chuck Norris could whoop anyone!
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I would also go with Chuck.
It would be hard to beat a 6-time undefeated karate champ, who was awarded an 8th Dan (8th-degree black belt) in 1996 and in Tae Kwan Do and a 10th Dan (10th-degree black belt) in Tang Soo Do.

There is a funny list/website on the Internet with Chuck Norris "facts."
I remember two of them:
- Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch- he decides what time it is.
- U.F.O.'s are planning to invade the earth- they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die first.
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Old 05-21-2006, 04:44 AM   #4
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1. chuck norris got into a fight with a knife, and the knife lost.
2. chuck norris has blood type AK+. ass-kicking positive.
3. chuck norris counted to infinity...twice.
4. before the boogey man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for chuck norris.
5. the guinness book of world records is just a list of things chuck norris has yet to achieve.
6. chuck norris can have six chuck norris facts on a top five chuck norris facts list.
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I'd take Butt Stalker:Texas Strangler anyday of the week over Bruce. From what Iv'e heard, Chuck has a black belt in karate, and at one time, actually fought in MMA fights. I don't think Bruce has any of those kinds of credentials.

In a movie, Bruce would win for sure, since he's better looking, and a bigger star. in real life though, he wouldn't stand a chance!! It would be like putting a teddy bear in a fight with a grizzly bear.
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I thought this was going to be a poll for Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee! I would have chosen Bruce Lee in that poll... in this one, the obvious choice is Walker: Texas Ranger himself, Mr. Norris!!!
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
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that question is RIDICULOUS - Chuck Norris would win in a BRUCE WILLIS CONTEST.
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Damn, I'll bet he can crack walnuts with those guns!!
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I thought this was going to be a poll for Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee! I would have chosen Bruce Lee in that poll... in this one, the obvious choice is Walker: Texas Ranger himself, Mr. Norris!!!

I thought the same thing. Bruce Lee was a serious ass kicking machine.
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The only Bruce that would give Chuck a run for his money is Bruce Lee, if he was alive, that is.
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Chuck Norris

I could even take Bruce Willis.
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Aww dang, I thought Bruce is going to beat Chuck.
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