A Letter To Dustin Diamond

[eddybear]

Dear Dustin,

I am such a huge fan of your work as Screech on "Saved by the Bell." From my understanding, once upon a time you dated Candace Cameron, a.k.a. DJ on "Full House" and the only younger sister of Kirk Cameron from "Growing Pains." I may not be a doctor, but if I was, I would say that your love for Candace is contagious because now I'm in love with Candace. It's not like puppy love or anything like that: I want, so badly, to meet Candace and be her friend and get to know her better as a person. I understand that she's happily married and has been for almost a decade, but I still want to meet her, and I have a 5-day journey to meet Candace. According to Kirk's official website, Candace lives in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. With that said, I have the perfect week to meet her: the first week of March (4-10) 2007. I really and truly hope to meet Candace and become her friend. My philosophy on friendship is "If you want somebody to be your friend, you've got to be a friend to them." It's something I take very seriously that I got from my uncle 5 years ago. I plan on going to Fort Lauderdale the first week of March for a 5-day journey (5-10) to meet her. I know I haven't met her, but I want to spend the rest of my life with Candace and hope that she one day shares the same feelings with me. Thank you, and tell Candace I love her for me.

Sincerely,
Edward Bear