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callmetootie · 05-21-2001, 05:41 PM

What are some of your favorite "your momma's so fat" joke? Mine are:

..That she ate Burger King and the prince

...That her neck is a stack of pancakes

...That she makes Roseanne look that Carmen Electra

What are your favorites?

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nancysbiggestfan · 05-21-2001, 05:43 PM

Your momma's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

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nancysbiggestfan · 05-21-2001, 05:47 PM

oh, and i forgot this one.

Your mommas so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

Neither of these are really my favs i have just heard them and thought i would post.

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coily2 · 05-21-2001, 05:49 PM

yo momma so fat, that when she wears a red dress, people shout, "HEY! Kool-Aid Man!"

JoRoX4EvEr2411 · 05-21-2001, 07:39 PM

yo momma's so fat that when she goes to the movies..she sits next to EVERYBODYYY

lol..i saw that on Smart Guy

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<3 Courtney

Blair: Jo this is such a big day for u! Getting married..brushing ur hair, wearing a dress!
Jo: Blair, u know u may not believe this but i am actually going to miss living w/ u
Blair: o..i believe it!!
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Jo: Things are not going well here. I think i'm going to have to hit someone
Nat: Who asked u to defend my honor??
Jo: I think i am going to have to hit u!!!
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Roy: Things change Jo..people move on
Jo:GOOD Roy..MOVE ON!!
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Blair:What shape is her face??
Jo:I think it's face shaped
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Jo: TOOTIE WOULD U STOP THAT!!
Tootie: Was that a yell?
Jo:yes..maybe..probably..sorry

Meg07945 · 05-21-2001, 08:04 PM

Yo momma's so fat she's a citizen in 3 countries!

A Gilligan Fan ss · 05-21-2001, 08:13 PM

Oh here's one I heard in school. Your momma's so fat that when she plays hopskotch she goes, New York, London, Paris...
( It's something like that I don't know if I have the places correct.)

Cokies · 05-21-2001, 09:18 PM

Your momma's so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out!

Or...

Your momma's so fat, that when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt, she went outside and a helicopter landed on her!

Lame ones, I know...

Or...

You're momma's so fat, that when she bends over, they could show a double-feature on her ass!

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

Blair706+Jorox · 05-22-2001, 07:44 PM

Your mama's so fat she has to use long distance call just to talk to herself.

05-21-2001, 05:41 PM	#1
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	"Your Momma's So Fat" Jokes... What are some of your favorite "your momma's so fat" joke? Mine are: ..That she ate Burger King and the prince ...That her neck is a stack of pancakes ...That she makes Roseanne look that Carmen Electra What are your favorites? ------------------ Andrew Carden

05-21-2001, 05:43 PM	#2
nancysbiggestfan Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 18, 2001 Location: Felony Division of SFPD Posts: 2,231	Your momma's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale. ------------------ ~~<nancysbiggestfan>~~ Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rules!! Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime Please visit my site @ justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!! [This message has been edited by nancysbiggestfan (edited 05-21-2001).]

05-21-2001, 05:47 PM	#3
nancysbiggestfan Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 18, 2001 Location: Felony Division of SFPD Posts: 2,231	oh, and i forgot this one. Your mommas so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck. Neither of these are really my favs i have just heard them and thought i would post. ------------------ ~~<nancysbiggestfan>~~ Nancy and Jo and Jinny Rules!! Sometime in June:Nancy McKeon is doing another chat for Lifetime Please visit my site @ justfor-nancymckeonfans.cityslide.com Big Dream: To meet Nancy McKeon!!!

05-21-2001, 05:49 PM	#4
coily2 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 28, 2000 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 969	yo momma so fat, that when she wears a red dress, people shout, "HEY! Kool-Aid Man!"

05-21-2001, 07:39 PM	#5
JoRoX4EvEr2411 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 10, 2001 Location: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Posts: 154	yo momma's so fat that when she goes to the movies..she sits next to EVERYBODYYY lol..i saw that on Smart Guy ------------------ <3 Courtney Blair: Jo this is such a big day for u! Getting married..brushing ur hair, wearing a dress! Jo: Blair, u know u may not believe this but i am actually going to miss living w/ u Blair: o..i believe it!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: Things are not going well here. I think i'm going to have to hit someone Nat: Who asked u to defend my honor?? Jo: I think i am going to have to hit u!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roy: Things change Jo..people move on Jo:GOOD Roy..MOVE ON!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blair:What shape is her face?? Jo:I think it's face shaped ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: TOOTIE WOULD U STOP THAT!! Tootie: Was that a yell? Jo:yes..maybe..probably..sorry

05-21-2001, 08:04 PM	#6
Meg07945 Olive!!! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2001 Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!! Posts: 1,001	Yo momma's so fat she's a citizen in 3 countries!

05-21-2001, 08:13 PM	#7
A Gilligan Fan ss Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 18, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 275	Oh here's one I heard in school. Your momma's so fat that when she plays hopskotch she goes, New York, London, Paris... ( It's something like that I don't know if I have the places correct.)

05-21-2001, 09:18 PM	#8
Cokies Head Goonie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Location: Benicia, CA USA Posts: 1,719	Your momma's so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out! Or... Your momma's so fat, that when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt, she went outside and a helicopter landed on her! Lame ones, I know... Or... You're momma's so fat, that when she bends over, they could show a double-feature on her ass! ------------------ "It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

05-22-2001, 07:44 PM	#9
Blair706+Jorox Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 19, 2001 Posts: 99	Your mama's so fat she has to use long distance call just to talk to herself.