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ks · 05-20-2001, 06:54 PM

What are some of your favorite bumper stickers that you've seen...or maybe a favorite funny poem or saying...?

I've seen alot lately, but here's one:

I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming like the passengers in the back of his car.

It takes men longer to get things right because women to it right the FIRST time.

What is everyone else's favorites...?

LaverneShirley · 05-20-2001, 07:33 PM

My sister has one that says "Don't make me use my pepperspray!"

ISmellFine · 05-20-2001, 10:19 PM

I thought this one was cute: "Sorry if I look interested. I'm not." Hehehe...

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Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point.

Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?

Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court.

Jinny: Here comes the other shoe.

Jinny: I can coddle.

Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any.

Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you?

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Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

Meg07945 · 05-20-2001, 11:04 PM

Honk if you're a hottie

I <3 ELVIS!!

DRIVE LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!! <~ favorite

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~Meg~
*Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone.*
Stephanie: Nice move. Did you make that up?
Tony: Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.
+Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+

Bootsy Whoosh · 05-20-2001, 11:11 PM

I have seen alot of imaginative bumper stickers in my day. I used to have a ton of them on my old car before I wrecked it.

The one I always got the most comments on was "Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!" I used to get people complimenting me on that one almost everywhere I went. I also had one that said "CAUTION: Vampire in Trunk"

I saw one the other day that said "Minivans are tangible evidence of evil" And it was on a Minivan.

lesliem14 · 05-20-2001, 11:16 PM

I have a lot of crew bumper stickers that are in my room. Won't put them on my car!

"Shut up and row" (My motto)

"God created rowing to keep the truely talented from ruling the world."

"Athlete's row.... other's play games"

"Bisweptual- I go both ways" (Bad crew joke that applies to those unfortunate souls like myself who row both port and starboard sides.)

LaverneShirley · 05-20-2001, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh:
I have seen alot of imaginative bumper stickers in my day. I used to have a ton of them on my old car before I wrecked it.

The one I always got the most comments on was "Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!" I used to get people complimenting me on that one almost everywhere I went.

AHH! That is SOOOOO cool! I love that movie! (The Princess Bride) My friend Lauren and I watch it all the time and that's the funniest part of the whole movie.

Jack's Beatle Poster · 05-20-2001, 11:31 PM

I saw one that says what bitch stands for. it was pretty funny.
it said:

Beautiful
Intelligant
Talented
Creative
HORNY!!

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When you gotta gun
in your hand, your
free to make any speech
you want!!-Archie Bunker

STANLEY: The car was overheated,
Helen!
HELEN: So was I!!

MARGE: Kids can be so
creul!
BART: We can? Thanks, Mom!
(Bart socks Lisa)
LISA: Oww!!

HELEN: Stanley, you got
2 choices. You either
put your pants on and take
me to that resturant...
Or leave them off and we
could stay here and
have fun!

KIMBERLY: We've gotta
do something about that
bathroom.
WILLIS: Like what?
KIMBERLY: Like not leaving
the seat up.
WILLIS: That's Arnold.
ARNOLD: No way, I stand
on the seat!

Slippery Dan · 05-20-2001, 11:55 PM

Don't Drink and Drive. You Might Hit a Bump and Spill Your Drink.

NancyMcKeonFan8976 · 05-21-2001, 08:07 AM

Slippery Dan that was great!!! haha, mine are.

"If you're gonna look...pay the toll"

"Well, today was a total waste of make-up"

"I can only please one person a day. Today sin't ur day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!"

"What u see is what u get."

" No one can hold u back if u really want it"

Slippery Dan · 05-21-2001, 03:42 PM

Grass, Gas or Ass. Nobody Rides For Free.

Me,Myself and I · 05-21-2001, 04:07 PM

-That "How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? (turn this keychain over)" one

-TGIF (Thank God Im Female)

-I can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or I can rejoice because thorn bushes have roses

-lead,follow, or get out of the way

the road to hell is often paved with good intentions

-im sorry did i look interseted

-when you dream youve got to dream big

Joanna Marie_1 · 05-21-2001, 05:37 PM

I hafve seen it a lot of good ones, but I only have one in mind and its in my room!!!
It says "Horn not working....watch for finger!!!!!!!

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(After the fake motorcycle accident)
Jo:My head hurtz a lil
Nat: A Concusion!!!!!!
Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!

NancyJoJinny · 05-21-2001, 06:08 PM

I have a few...

Im only bitchy on days that end with Y.

I do what the voices in my head tell me too.

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes... That way when you critisize them your a mile away and you have their shoes!

You laugh because im different, i laugh cause your all the same... Well actually im laughing at your face but thats another story...

WE COME IN PEACE! NOW TAKE US TO YOUR HOMEWORK SHREDDER!

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case... Damn, i need another case.

Ill be sober tommorow but youll be ugly for the rest of your LIFE!!!

Fat people can loose weight... And what about you? Plastic surgery cant even help you!

Just stay away from me! Or a shall injure your fraile body and leave you writhing on the floor! (I came up with like half of thses during arguments!)

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Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?!

CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober.
Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea.

Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate.
Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in!
Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness.
Jinny: Youre damn right.

~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&*

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Slippery Dan · 05-21-2001, 09:38 PM

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student.

05-20-2001, 06:54 PM	#1
ks Certifiably Insane Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 21, 2000 Location: I live in my hole... Posts: 5,501	Bummper Stickers or Sayings.... What are some of your favorite bumper stickers that you've seen...or maybe a favorite funny poem or saying...? I've seen alot lately, but here's one: I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming like the passengers in the back of his car. It takes men longer to get things right because women to it right the FIRST time. What is everyone else's favorites...?

05-20-2001, 07:33 PM	#2
LaverneShirley Mission Doll Senior Member Join Date: Jul 26, 2000 Location: Liberty Twp, OH Posts: 1,552	My sister has one that says "Don't make me use my pepperspray!"

05-20-2001, 10:19 PM	#3
ISmellFine Zim Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Apr 13, 2001 Posts: 4,886	I thought this one was cute: "Sorry if I look interested. I'm not." Hehehe... ------------------ Jinny: Well, he's a horse's ass, but he has a point. Jinny: Alright, alright. Enough! Put your hands up! Look buddy, I've got PMS and a gun, any questions? Jinny: Listen, if I shoot the neighbors cat, I must take you to defend me in court. Jinny: Here comes the other shoe. Jinny: I can coddle. Jinny: Three eggs scrambled soft not runny, hashbrowns crispy not hard, rye bread lightly toasted not burned, butter on the side, and don't forget the jalepeno's, extra hot if you have any. Jinny: Cause you're buck naked my friend! Alright Teddy, just how nervous are you? Wanna talk about Nancy? E-mail or IM me at NancyMcKeonRox@aol.com. Visit my website at: www.angelfire.com/stars2/NancyMcKeon Nancy's a very cool lady! She's even cooler than the real Slim Shady. She's a bad ass chick who's tough as can be. That's why she's cool -- It's plain to see. Personal Quote: All mean people suck except for me, NancyJoJinny, Adele, and Joanna Marie_1.

05-20-2001, 11:04 PM	#4
Meg07945 Olive!!! Senior Member Join Date: Jan 16, 2001 Location: New Jersey!! The Garden State!! Posts: 1,001	Honk if you're a hottie I <3 ELVIS!! DRIVE LIKE YOU STOLE IT!!! <~ favorite ------------------ ~Meg~ Opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again, and then leave a note that says, "Sorry I missed you" and then call you on the phone. Stephanie: Nice move. Did you make that up? Tony: Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up. +Life's not a garden, so stop acting like a ho+

05-20-2001, 11:11 PM	#5
Bootsy Whoosh Storms abrewin'... Senior Member Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: The Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 Posts: 2,104	I have seen alot of imaginative bumper stickers in my day. I used to have a ton of them on my old car before I wrecked it. The one I always got the most comments on was "Hello my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!" I used to get people complimenting me on that one almost everywhere I went. I also had one that said "CAUTION: Vampire in Trunk" I saw one the other day that said "Minivans are tangible evidence of evil" And it was on a Minivan.

05-20-2001, 11:16 PM	#6
lesliem14 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Frankfort, KY Posts: 650	I have a lot of crew bumper stickers that are in my room. Won't put them on my car! "Shut up and row" (My motto) "God created rowing to keep the truely talented from ruling the world." "Athlete's row.... other's play games" "Bisweptual- I go both ways" (Bad crew joke that applies to those unfortunate souls like myself who row both port and starboard sides.)

05-20-2001, 11:31 PM	#8
Jack's Beatle Poster Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Location: California Posts: 128	I saw one that says what bitch stands for. it was pretty funny. it said: Beautiful Intelligant Talented Creative HORNY!! ------------------ When you gotta gun in your hand, your free to make any speech you want!!-Archie Bunker STANLEY: The car was overheated, Helen! HELEN: So was I!! MARGE: Kids can be so creul! BART: We can? Thanks, Mom! (Bart socks Lisa) LISA: Oww!! HELEN: Stanley, you got 2 choices. You either put your pants on and take me to that resturant... Or leave them off and we could stay here and have fun! KIMBERLY: We've gotta do something about that bathroom. WILLIS: Like what? KIMBERLY: Like not leaving the seat up. WILLIS: That's Arnold. ARNOLD: No way, I stand on the seat!

05-20-2001, 11:55 PM	#9
Slippery Dan His Majesty Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 12, 2001 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 262	Don't Drink and Drive. You Might Hit a Bump and Spill Your Drink.

05-21-2001, 08:07 AM	#10
NancyMcKeonFan8976 Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 22, 2001 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 887	Slippery Dan that was great!!! haha, mine are. "If you're gonna look...pay the toll" "Well, today was a total waste of make-up" "I can only please one person a day. Today sin't ur day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!" "What u see is what u get." " No one can hold u back if u really want it"

05-21-2001, 03:42 PM	#11
Slippery Dan His Majesty Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 12, 2001 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 262	Grass, Gas or Ass. Nobody Rides For Free.

05-21-2001, 04:07 PM	#12
Me,Myself and I Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 26, 2001 Location: Worc, MA US Posts: 270	-That "How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? (turn this keychain over)" one -TGIF (Thank God Im Female) -I can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or I can rejoice because thorn bushes have roses -lead,follow, or get out of the way the road to hell is often paved with good intentions -im sorry did i look interseted -when you dream youve got to dream big

05-21-2001, 05:37 PM	#13
Joanna Marie_1 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 03, 2001 Location: Sherwood, AR, USA Posts: 342	I hafve seen it a lot of good ones, but I only have one in mind and its in my room!!! It says "Horn not working....watch for finger!!!!!!! ------------------ (After the fake motorcycle accident) Jo:My head hurtz a lil Nat: A Concusion!!!!!! Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing! Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!

05-21-2001, 06:08 PM	#14
NancyJoJinny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: Nancy Land, NJ. Posts: 989	I have a few... Im only bitchy on days that end with Y. I do what the voices in my head tell me too. Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes... That way when you critisize them your a mile away and you have their shoes! You laugh because im different, i laugh cause your all the same... Well actually im laughing at your face but thats another story... WE COME IN PEACE! NOW TAKE US TO YOUR HOMEWORK SHREDDER! 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case... Damn, i need another case. Ill be sober tommorow but youll be ugly for the rest of your LIFE!!! Fat people can loose weight... And what about you? Plastic surgery cant even help you! Just stay away from me! Or a shall injure your fraile body and leave you writhing on the floor! (I came up with like half of thses during arguments!) ------------------ Jinny: Who in the hell ARE YOU!?!?! CD: I think its best if she talks to someone sober. Jinny: Yep! Prob'ly a good idea. Teddy: I dont know... it just seemed intamate. Jinny: Intamate.... No... I sleep with him, but i sleep with all the guys in the division, just my way of breakin em in! Teddy: Yeah sorry, none of my buissiness. Jinny: Youre damn right. ~!@#$%^&* DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~!@#$%^&* The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

05-21-2001, 09:38 PM	#15
Slippery Dan His Majesty Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 12, 2001 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 262	My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student.