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Old 04-29-2006, 08:22 PM   #1
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Default Stupid Lyrics in a song...LOL

John Mayer - Your body is a wonderland

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets"
"I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it"



Meatloaf - Two outta three ain't bad

"....there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box"



Donna Summer - MacArthur Park (cover song)

"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again... Oh, no!"

50 Cent - Candy Shop

"I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor "
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Old 05-07-2006, 06:29 AM   #2
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Every Lil Jon song
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Old 05-09-2006, 04:16 PM   #3
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Pretty much the entire song "Dance Hall Days."
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Old 05-16-2006, 03:46 PM   #4
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Every Lil Jon song

Yeah!! I basically like his producing but the Lyrics are horrible!
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Old 05-16-2006, 03:56 PM   #5
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Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
Silly lyrics but I LOVE IT!
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UNCLE ALBERT/ADMIRAL HALSEY
Paul McCartney

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
We're So Sorry If We Caused You Any Pain
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But There's No One Left At Home
And I Believe I'm Gonna Rain

We're So Sorry But We Haven't Heard A Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But If Anything Should Happen We'll Be Sure To Give A Ring

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But We Haven't Done A Bloody Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But The Kettle's On The Boil And We're So Easily Called Away

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Admiral Halsey Notified Me
He Had To Have A Berth Or He Couldn't Get To Sea
I Had Another Look And I Had A Cup Of Tea And Butter Pie

(The Butter Wouldn't Melt So I Put It In The Pie)
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Ooo------------Ooo-------------
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Old 05-16-2006, 06:40 PM   #6
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Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
Silly lyrics but I LOVE IT!
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UNCLE ALBERT/ADMIRAL HALSEY
Paul McCartney

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
We're So Sorry If We Caused You Any Pain
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But There's No One Left At Home
And I Believe I'm Gonna Rain

We're So Sorry But We Haven't Heard A Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But If Anything Should Happen We'll Be Sure To Give A Ring

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But We Haven't Done A Bloody Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But The Kettle's On The Boil And We're So Easily Called Away

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Admiral Halsey Notified Me
He Had To Have A Berth Or He Couldn't Get To Sea
I Had Another Look And I Had A Cup Of Tea And Butter Pie

(The Butter Wouldn't Melt So I Put It In The Pie)
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Ooo------------Ooo-------------
boy, this beatle song makes me thirsty for water...
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boy, this beatle song makes me thirsty for water...
It's not a Beatle's song it's a Wing's song.
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Old 05-19-2006, 01:17 PM   #8
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OMG, see how "duh" i am...thanx!
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Old 05-19-2006, 06:40 PM   #9
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Originally Posted by Penny Lane
Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
Silly lyrics but I LOVE IT!
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UNCLE ALBERT/ADMIRAL HALSEY
Paul McCartney

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
We're So Sorry If We Caused You Any Pain
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But There's No One Left At Home
And I Believe I'm Gonna Rain

We're So Sorry But We Haven't Heard A Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But If Anything Should Happen We'll Be Sure To Give A Ring

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But We Haven't Done A Bloody Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But The Kettle's On The Boil And We're So Easily Called Away

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Admiral Halsey Notified Me
He Had To Have A Berth Or He Couldn't Get To Sea
I Had Another Look And I Had A Cup Of Tea And Butter Pie

(The Butter Wouldn't Melt So I Put It In The Pie)
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around
Live A Little Be A Gypsy, Get Around(Get Around)
Get Your Feet Up Off The Ground
Live A Little, Get Around

Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Hand Across The Water (Water)
Heads Across The Sky
Ooo------------Ooo-------------

The lyrics are pretty silly, but it is a great song. One of my favorite solo Paul songs.
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:04 PM   #10
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How about that Sixpence None the Richer song, "Kiss Me", where they talk about "bearded barley" and weird junk like that. What the HELL is bearded barley?! And before someone comes up in here and tells me what it is...I don't care, I've still always just found that to be a strange song.
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:08 PM   #11
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How about that Sixpence None the Richer song, "Kiss Me", where they talk about "bearded barley" and weird junk like that. What the HELL is bearded barley?! And before someone comes up in here and tells me what it is...I don't care, I've still always just found that to be a strange song.
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:40 PM   #12
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Mairzy doats and dozy doats, and little lambs eat ivy, a kiddle eat Ivy too, wouldnt you? ( These are actual words, when spelled correctly )
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I really do like Shania, but sometimes she has the most odd/weak lyrics.

From the song "Up!":

Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots
not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear
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I really do like Shania, but sometimes she has the most odd/weak lyrics.

From the song "Up!":

Even my skin is acting weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could cover up my spots
not play connect the dots
I just wanna disappear
I agree. Shania doesn't write the greatest lyrics. I still don't know why she would want to grow a beard.
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I agree. Shania doesn't write the greatest lyrics. I still don't know why she would want to grow a beard.
Shania will always be on top no matter what she does, but her lyrics are sometimes laughable. Her greatest talent is in live entertaining.
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