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Ireneparalegal · 04-29-2006, 11:28 AM

I don't know why, but I laughed when i read the title of this news story

WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) — Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards suffered a mild concussion while vacationing in Fiji and was flown to a New Zealand hospital for treatment, a band spokeswoman said Saturday.
Media reports said Richards fell out of a palm tree and remained hospitalized in Auckland.

Richards, 62, suffered a mild concussion while on holiday in Fiji earlier this week and was flown to New Zealand, band spokeswoman Fran Curtis said in a statement.

"Following treatment locally and as a precautionary measure, he flew to a hospital accompanied by his wife, Patti, for observation," Curtis said.

The statement did not elaborate on Richards' condition.

But media reports in Australian and New Zealand said Richards hurt his head after falling out of a palm tree at an exclusive Fiji resort and remained hospitalized in Auckland.

Newspapers in the Fairfax media group reported in their Sunday editions that Richards was flown to Auckland's Ascot Hospital on Thursday after the accident.

Steve Kirby, duty manager at the Ascot Hospital, would not comment on whether Richards was a patient there, citing the hospital's privacy policy.

The Fijilive.com news website reported that the accident was believed to have happened at Fiji's exclusive Wakaya Club resort.

Salesi Finau of the resort told The Associated Press that Richards and his wife recently stayed at the resort for about a week but would not say when they left.

Finau also refused to comment on the reports Richards had an accident.

"I am sorry, I do not have any comment on that," he said.

The Rolling Stones played a concert in Wellington on April 18 as part of their "A Bigger Bang" world tour.

According to the band's website, the Stones' next scheduled concert is at the Olympic Stadium in Barcelona, Spain, followed by 34 more dates across Europe.

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
Posted 4/29/2006 9:49 AM ET

TJL · 04-29-2006, 11:32 AM

The tree was questioned by the Police and released later that day.

Ireneparalegal · 04-29-2006, 11:36 AM

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The tree was questioned by the Police and released later that day.

Now i know why i laughed when i read the story, because I could hear the TA DA coming up!!!!!

isiahthomas · 04-29-2006, 12:05 PM

What in the world was he doing in a tree anyway? White people do some strange stuff LOL.

Ireneparalegal · 04-29-2006, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by isiahthomas

What in the world was he doing in a tree anyway? White people do some strange stuff LOL.

Keith Richards still has hallucinations from all the drugs he did!!!! and this is a man who won't use a cell phone because he is afraid of BRAIN CANCER?????

isiahthomas · 04-29-2006, 12:22 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm sure white people on here will probably get mad at me for saying white people do strange stuff but it's true. White people are very weird. I'm gonna prove my point. Ireneparalegal why do white people climb mountains, skydive, swimming in the water when there's sharks in the water, sit in the sun at the beach trying to get a sun tan, listen to heavy metal music that's nothing but a lot of hollering and screaming over loud guitars, worship the devil hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Why is it that when they kill people, they have to cut their bodies up and save the body parts? LOL. Remember Jeffrey Dahmer did that? LOL. I remember black female comedian Sommore said in Something New movie with Sanaa Lathan and Blair Underwood that she likes white men but she would never date them because her body would come up missing if they killed her hahahahahahahahahaha.

Ireneparalegal · 04-29-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by isiahthomas

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm sure white people on here will probably get mad at me for saying white people do strange stuff but it's true. White people are very weird. I'm gonna prove my point. Ireneparalegal why do white people climb mountains, skydive, swimming in the water when there's sharks in the water, sit in the sun at the beach trying to get a sun tan, listen to heavy metal music that's nothing but a lot of hollering and screaming over loud guitars, worship the devil hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Why is it that when they kill people, they have to cut their bodies up and save the body parts? LOL. Remember Jeffrey Dahmer did that? LOL. I remember black female comedian Sommore said in Something New movie with Sanaa Lathan and Blair Underwood that she likes white men but she would never date them because her body would come up missing if they killed her hahahahahahahahahaha.

Whoa!!!!! LOL

Keith Richards is a sicko anyways, all those drugs he did...surprised he even has a brain left...can't believe he can still play the guitar. Look at how old that bastard looks!!!! lmao!!!

Mikado · 04-29-2006, 08:14 PM

Hes been "out of his tree", for years

Superstar · 04-30-2006, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by TJL

The tree was questioned by the Police and released later that day.

Pitooey · 04-30-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by isiahthomas

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm sure white people on here will probably get mad at me for saying white people do strange stuff but it's true. White people are very weird. I'm gonna prove my point. Ireneparalegal why do white people climb mountains, skydive, swimming in the water when there's sharks in the water, sit in the sun at the beach trying to get a sun tan, listen to heavy metal music that's nothing but a lot of hollering and screaming over loud guitars, worship the devil hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Why is it that when they kill people, they have to cut their bodies up and save the body parts? LOL. Remember Jeffrey Dahmer did that? LOL. I remember black female comedian Sommore said in Something New movie with Sanaa Lathan and Blair Underwood that she likes white men but she would never date them because her body would come up missing if they killed her hahahahahahahahahaha.

Only you can come out with stuff like this. You should be a comedian.

Now I don't want to offend anyone here...... I'm a climber

And i guess Mr. Keith might've been on crack because what the ????? is a man of 80??????? doing climbing trees????

ABlairican Pie · 04-30-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by isiahthomas

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm sure white people on here will probably get mad at me for saying white people do strange stuff but it's true. White people listen to heavy metal music that's nothing but a lot of hollering and screaming over loud guitars, worship the devil hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

And you're saying this is a BAD thing??

isiahthomas · 04-30-2006, 01:24 PM

Hell yeah those things i mentioned that white people do is a bad thing. Look at that rock group Iron Maiden's album cover in your avatar. You don't think that's a weird album cover picture? LOL. F*ck all heavy metal artists. They all suck LOL.

ABlairican Pie · 04-30-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by isiahthomas

Hell yeah those things i mentioned that white people do is a bad thing. Look at that rock group Iron Maiden's album cover in your avatar. You don't think that's a weird album cover picture? LOL. F*ck all heavy metal artists. They all suck LOL.

Derek Riggs' album cover art is basically horror comic book art. Of course it's a "weird" picture, it's EDDY, one of the most recognizable mascots in all of rock and roll. It gives fans and viewers to identify the band by.

Yeah, all heavy metal sucks. Except for Iron Maiden, because they rule.

So what do you say when people condemn all rap performers for bragging about shooting and killing and violence against women and all?

ABlairican Pie · 04-30-2006, 01:36 PM

Here's an updated version of the 1980 debut album cover. SWEET!!

ABlairican Pie · 04-30-2006, 01:41 PM

Speaking of Keith Richards, I guess we could say the Stone doesn't fall too far from the tree.

04-29-2006, 11:28 AM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Rolling Stones' Keith Richards falls out of tree I don't know why, but I laughed when i read the title of this news story WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) — Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards suffered a mild concussion while vacationing in Fiji and was flown to a New Zealand hospital for treatment, a band spokeswoman said Saturday. Media reports said Richards fell out of a palm tree and remained hospitalized in Auckland. Richards, 62, suffered a mild concussion while on holiday in Fiji earlier this week and was flown to New Zealand, band spokeswoman Fran Curtis said in a statement. "Following treatment locally and as a precautionary measure, he flew to a hospital accompanied by his wife, Patti, for observation," Curtis said. The statement did not elaborate on Richards' condition. But media reports in Australian and New Zealand said Richards hurt his head after falling out of a palm tree at an exclusive Fiji resort and remained hospitalized in Auckland. Newspapers in the Fairfax media group reported in their Sunday editions that Richards was flown to Auckland's Ascot Hospital on Thursday after the accident. Steve Kirby, duty manager at the Ascot Hospital, would not comment on whether Richards was a patient there, citing the hospital's privacy policy. The Fijilive.com news website reported that the accident was believed to have happened at Fiji's exclusive Wakaya Club resort. Salesi Finau of the resort told The Associated Press that Richards and his wife recently stayed at the resort for about a week but would not say when they left. Finau also refused to comment on the reports Richards had an accident. "I am sorry, I do not have any comment on that," he said. The Rolling Stones played a concert in Wellington on April 18 as part of their "A Bigger Bang" world tour. According to the band's website, the Stones' next scheduled concert is at the Olympic Stadium in Barcelona, Spain, followed by 34 more dates across Europe. Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. Posted 4/29/2006 9:49 AM ET
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04-30-2006, 01:36 PM	#14
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04-29-2006, 12:05 PM	#4
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	What in the world was he doing in a tree anyway? White people do some strange stuff LOL.

04-29-2006, 12:22 PM	#6
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm sure white people on here will probably get mad at me for saying white people do strange stuff but it's true. White people are very weird. I'm gonna prove my point. Ireneparalegal why do white people climb mountains, skydive, swimming in the water when there's sharks in the water, sit in the sun at the beach trying to get a sun tan, listen to heavy metal music that's nothing but a lot of hollering and screaming over loud guitars, worship the devil hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Why is it that when they kill people, they have to cut their bodies up and save the body parts? LOL. Remember Jeffrey Dahmer did that? LOL. I remember black female comedian Sommore said in Something New movie with Sanaa Lathan and Blair Underwood that she likes white men but she would never date them because her body would come up missing if they killed her hahahahahahahahahaha.

04-29-2006, 08:14 PM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Hes been "out of his tree", for years

04-30-2006, 01:24 PM	#12
isiahthomas Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Aug 20, 2002 Location: Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 10,704	Hell yeah those things i mentioned that white people do is a bad thing. Look at that rock group Iron Maiden's album cover in your avatar. You don't think that's a weird album cover picture? LOL. F*ck all heavy metal artists. They all suck LOL.

04-30-2006, 01:41 PM	#15
ABlairican Pie Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 Location: Living where cats reign more Supreme than a pizza. Posts: 31,619	Speaking of Keith Richards, I guess we could say the Stone doesn't fall too far from the tree.