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lilhave · 04-25-2006, 05:51 AM

Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

and last but not least...

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

Harvey

Penny Lane · 04-25-2006, 10:20 AM

Cute!

Wonder what Fleet(Mr. Halloween) thinks about that!

Fleet · 04-25-2006, 04:35 PM

I admit it... I'm too old to trick-or-treat.
But I'm never too old to set up a Halloween display!

BTW, it's nice to see a Halloween-related thread since it's only 6 months and 6 days left.

lilhave · 04-25-2006, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Fleet

I admit it... I'm too old to trick-or-treat.
But I'm never too old to set up a Halloween display!

BTW, it's nice to see a Halloween-related thread since it's only 6 months and 6 days left.

I can go 8 mos and give you a Santa one.

Harvey

Fleet · 04-25-2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lilhave

I can go 8 mos and give you a Santa one.

Harvey

Only if it's a Halloween Santa.

Dude111 · 06-04-2023, 12:04 AM

I wouldnt trick or treat now anyway.... Everything tastes like crap and is no interest to me.......

Steve_uk · 06-04-2023, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Dude111

I wouldnt trick or treat now anyway.... Everything tastes like crap and is no interest to me.......

People in church tell me the local kids don't want sweets anymore, only cash. I said how ridiculous that was and now keep my door shut.

Dude111 · 06-04-2023, 04:38 PM

Yea I dont blame anyone,it all tastes horrid really........

Fleet · 06-05-2023, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve_uk

People in church tell me the local kids don't want sweets anymore, only cash. I said how ridiculous that was and now keep my door shut.

They still want sweets where I live.

04-25-2006, 05:51 AM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ... 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask! 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. and last but not least... 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. Harvey

04-25-2006, 10:20 AM	#2
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,261	Cute! Wonder what Fleet(Mr. Halloween) thinks about that! Attached Images
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04-25-2006, 04:35 PM	#3
Fleet Mansions, limousines & H-ween Forum Star Join Date: Jan 06, 2002 Location: Northridge/Porter Ranch, California Posts: 15,625	I admit it... I'm too old to trick-or-treat. But I'm never too old to set up a Halloween display! BTW, it's nice to see a Halloween-related thread since it's only 6 months and 6 days left.
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06-04-2023, 12:04 AM	#6
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,435	I wouldnt trick or treat now anyway.... Everything tastes like crap and is no interest to me.......

06-04-2023, 04:38 PM	#8
Dude111 Forum Legend Join Date: Nov 05, 2013 Posts: 36,435	Yea I dont blame anyone,it all tastes horrid really........