LIST OF NO NO'S

[NancyJoJinny]

1) Dont blowdry your already big hair upside down.

2) Dont dance like Lil' Kim in front of people!

3) Dont quote The Facts of life and The Division for hours on end.

4) Dont call your brother a dumb ass infront of your mom.

5) nice girls dont throw helmets.

6) Dont kick people in the back, it might hurt them! (not that thats a bad thing)

7) Dont sing Lady Marmalade aloud in french class.

8) Dont call your best friend a -----

9) Dont puch the smaller than thou. (unless they slap you!)

10) If your gym teachers last mane is murphy... DONT call him mr smurfy!

ANYONE CARE TO ADD????

Don't plow cars through the front window. lmao

[hockeychiC518]

lol great start so far...

-dont sing shaggy it wasnt me or ludicres(sp) wicked loud in spanish

-dont have britney spears as ur role model

-dont move to the bronx and put a red sox flag(even though we know the sox are better then the yankees)

-dont dance like madonna in public

-dont throw a bball at ur mom (u proabley wont get the cell phone u want...)

- duck when ur brother(whos on varsity tennis) serves a tennis ball at full force at you

- dont swear in ccd or hebrew school (ive learned my lesson lol)

-dont stare at your crushes butt 2 MUCH!(HE MIGHT TURN AROUND...)

-dont stalk a police man...

[BlairW_2]

I got a couple..

*-* A basic. Gasoline + Fireplace = Boom.

*-* Putting foil against your braces is a biggggg no no. I wonder if Tootie ever experienced that.

*-* Never curse at your teacher and excpect "sorry" to cover it up.

*-* What Would Jesus Do? Jesus wouldn't take a rock and throw it through someones window.

Lol..

[hockeychiC518]

- hair is vry flameable(just letting everyone know)

- dont stick a napkin the toaster-oven to get a bagle or anything out because well it will light on fire...

Do your homework (like it or not), or you'll be stuck in your grade for a long time (I haven't experienced that but I know people who have)

[coily2]

Never ever pour boiling water over a buddy's car when it's 15 below zero, then stick hot dogs and beer cans and bologna on the car so they freeze in the water. It hoses up the locks and it does bad things to the paint job. Your buddy won't think it's nearly as funny as you do, either.

Edited to add another really huge no no.

If your buddy leaves his lucky baseball hat at your house, don't hide it from him and convince him you haven't seen it. Furthermore, don't setup an anonymous email account named wheres-my-hat and start emailing him anonymous messages from the hat. Don't pay a homeless man $5 to wear the hat while you take a picture of him in the hat then send the picture to your buddy via email. Also, don't ask your co-worker who is going to Paris for vacation to take the hat with her and take a picture of it at the Eifle Tower. Probably isn't a good idea to send that picture to your buddy either. After all that, if you haven't taken my advice, don't let the game go on for 9 months. He was pretty pissed off when he found out it was me.

[This message has been edited by coily2 (edited 04-23-2001).]

[nancysbiggestfan]

Added to the list:

Dont torture your friends and family by talking about Nancy McKeon, FOl, and The Division.(Like i do)LOL~

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nancysbiggestfan

Nancy and Jo and Jinny
Rules!!

For He sent his only begotten Son that whosoever that believeth on Him might have eternal life.
John 3:16

[nancysbiggestfan]

I got one. Add this to the list.

Dont torture our friends and family by talking about Fol,The Division, and Nancy McKeon.(like i do).LOL

didnt edit it just had to say something.

Sorry bout the double post i did not see it and posted another.

[This message has been edited by nancysbiggestfan (edited 04-23-2001).]

[80skid]

Ummm...

Never, NEVER, spray your friends with cold water even on a really hot day after they've told you not to! LOL! I did that today and they took it from me and sprayed me back! I don't think the teachers were that pleased with me or my friends!

Oh, and also: never spray athletic paint onto your leg. It's hard to come out!!

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"Every day has a little something. Find it!" - Anonymous

Allison: Driving up the Eastland gates give me goosebumps.
Jo: Really? They give me a rash.

[lesliem14]

The break pedal is on the left, not the right and hope there are no garage doors in the vicinity. Also, hope you father is 2,000 miles away on business and your parents don't take your driving permit you've only had for 2 weeks.

Those chairs that you can buy at Wal-Mart and fold out, known to some as "flippers" (there's another name for them I won't type here!), aren't really receptive to jumping on. They'll buck you off and leave you with some nasty bruises from the concrete floor college dorm rooms are famous for.

My friend pulled this one: Never use a toaster in a dorm room right under the smoke alarm when it expressly says you can't have toasters, and especially don't try iced pop tarts. The smoke alarm will go off!!


I had to add this in: When using an electric mixer for mashed potatos remember to turn off the mixer before taking it out of the bowl.


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[The T]

*Don't try to get a bagel out of the toaster with a fork...without unplugging it first (ya might look like this: )

*Don't stick your tongue to anything metal outside when it's below zero...

The T

[JoPol_wannabe]

Ok this one is kind of stupied, me and my best friend did this and we thought it was funny at the time but were not to proud of it.

Don't put your Brothers boxers on the mail box for a prank it's a federal offense.

At least we only got cought by my dad.

[This message has been edited by JoPol_wannabe (edited 04-23-2001).]

[EdBrownJr]

Never ever leave your coat with a coat check in a club even if its below zero outside. Just save yourself the trouble and put your jackets in the trunk of your car.

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[JoPol_wannabe]

I have another one well actually my brother did this

Never put a potato in someones tail pipe it's not pretty.