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Janice · 04-22-2006, 02:17 PM

Those Tan Pants

His name was James
And his pants were tan
And everyone agrees
James was the man

Those tan pants
A little tight, but that's alright
Those tan pants
What a sexy sight!

Fit hot on the hip
While snug in the thigh
Those tan pants
Sure made the ladies sigh

James was a hunk
And that ain't no bunk
Good Times without James
Put the gals in a funk

The sight of James
Caused the heart to dance
Who could resist him
In those fine tan pants!

Ireneparalegal · 04-22-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice

Those Tan Pants

His name was James
And his pants were tan
And everyone agrees
James was the man

Those tan pants
A little tight, but that's alright
Those tan pants
What a sexy sight!

Fit hot on the hip
While snug in the thigh
Those tan pants
Sure made the ladies sigh

James was a hunk
And that ain't no bunk
Good Times without James
Put the gals in a funk

The sight of James
Caused the heart to dance
Who could resist him
In those fine tan pants!

Brieannas21 · 04-22-2006, 02:45 PM

I was taking caption shots of a episode and I have a caption shot of James, I would post it but it's too subjective

Brian Damage · 04-22-2006, 02:46 PM

Did you make that up Janice? Very well done

retrochick9 · 04-22-2006, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janice

Those Tan Pants

His name was James
And his pants were tan
And everyone agrees
James was the man

Those tan pants
A little tight, but that's alright
Those tan pants
What a sexy sight!

Fit hot on the hip
While snug in the thigh
Those tan pants
Sure made the ladies sigh

James was a hunk
And that ain't no bunk
Good Times without James
Put the gals in a funk

The sight of James
Caused the heart to dance
Who could resist him
In those fine tan pants!

Couldn't have said it better myself!!!!!!!!!!

Janice · 04-22-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Damage

Did you make that up Janice? Very well done

I made it up Brian. It took me a little over an hour.

retrochick9 · 04-22-2006, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Damage

Did you make that up Janice? Very well done

I'm impressed!!! What a guy! Instead of whining about us talking about James, he compliments your writing. Other men take note!

retrochick9 · 04-22-2006, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brieannas21

I was taking caption shots of a episode and I have a caption shot of James, I would post it but it's too subjective

Post it!!!!!

retrochick9 · 04-22-2006, 02:58 PM

I love this board, it's my favorite, everyone is so much fun!!!

Janice · 04-22-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by retrochick9

Post it!!!!!

Yes, post it. I'm in a real Tan Pants mood.

Brian Damage · 04-22-2006, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by retrochick9

I'm impressed!!! What a guy! Instead of whining about us talking about James, he compliments your writing. Other men take note!

Brokeback Ghetto perhaps?

I kid, I kid

Janice · 04-22-2006, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Damage

Brokeback Ghetto perhaps?

I kid, I kid

Jonathan · 04-22-2006, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Damage

Brokeback Ghetto perhaps?

I kid, I kid

TJL · 04-22-2006, 04:06 PM

Nice work Janice!

You're a poet, and we didn't know it.

JeffRuss1972 · 04-22-2006, 06:06 PM

LOL- I love it.
And James IS Da Man-lol

04-22-2006, 02:17 PM	#1
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Those Tan Pants Those Tan Pants His name was James And his pants were tan And everyone agrees James was the man Those tan pants A little tight, but that's alright Those tan pants What a sexy sight! Fit hot on the hip While snug in the thigh Those tan pants Sure made the ladies sigh James was a hunk And that ain't no bunk Good Times without James Put the gals in a funk The sight of James Caused the heart to dance Who could resist him In those fine tan pants!

04-22-2006, 02:46 PM	#4
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04-22-2006, 04:06 PM	#14
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04-22-2006, 06:06 PM	#15
JeffRuss1972 70s Sitcoms Rule!!! Eternal Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 11, 2005 Location: Villa Rica, GA Posts: 1,257	LOL- I love it. And James IS Da Man-lol
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04-22-2006, 02:45 PM	#3
Brieannas21 Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 05, 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 9,792	I was taking caption shots of a episode and I have a caption shot of James, I would post it but it's too subjective

04-22-2006, 02:58 PM	#9
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