Boston Weekly's list of unsexiest men in the world - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brad Russ · 04-19-2006, 01:24 AM

This thing is kind of mean, but I thought I would post it up anyway. LOL!! Some of the choices for most unsexy celebrities, are a little odd to me. What do you all think of the choices??

001. Gilbert Gottfried

002. Randy Johnson

003. Roger Ebert

004. Dr. Phil McGraw

005. Alan Colmes

006. Chad Kroeger

007. Mike Mills

008. Osama Bin Laden

009. Jay Leno

010. Don Imus

011. Michael Jackson

012. Wallace Shawn

013. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys

014. Richard Simmons

015. Jon Lovitz

016. Carrot Top

017. Jerry Seinfeld

018. Malcolm Gladwell

019. Chevy Chase

020. Raffi

021. Ron Howard

022. Clint Howard

023. Bill Gates

024. Paul Shaffer

025. Axl Rose

026. Tim Burton

027. Edward James Olmos

028. Gerard Way

029. Don Zimmer

030. Tony Kornheiser

031. Chris Kattan

032. Otis Nixon

033. Julian Tavarez

034. Christopher Lloyd

035. Willie McGee

036. Pat Cummings

037. Scottie Pippen

038. Larry David

039. Michael Moore

040. Al Franken

041. Paris Latsis

042. Rush Limbaugh

043. David Gest

044. Gary Busey

045. Nick Nolte

046. Leif Garrett

047. Andy Dick

048. Scott Stapp

049. Lyle Lovett

050. Ric Ocasek

051. Bill Wyman

052. Danny DeVito

053. Peter Jackson

054. Drew Carey

055. Newt Gingrich

056. Rob Schneider

057. Ed O'Neil

058. Bill O'Reilly

059. Clay Aiken

060. Joe Lieberman

061. Jim Gaffigan

062. Bill Maher

063. John Popper

064. Dennis Miller

065. John Madden

066. Robert Englund

067. Robert Patrick

068. John Ashcroft

069. Joe Gannascolli

070. Kevin James

071. George Steinbrenner

072. Grady Little

073. Harvey Pekar

074. DJ Qualls

075. Joey Buttafuoco

076. Garry Shandling

077. Meat Loaf Aday

078. Joe Walsh

079. Tom from Myspace

080. Art Garfunkel

081. Brian Posehn

082. Howie Mandel

083. Barry Bonds

084. Dick Vitale

085. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg

086. Jeff Van Gundy

087. Jimmy Johnson

088. John Clayton

089. Don Vito

090. Lemmy Kilmister

091. Jose Canseco

092. Bill Parcells

093. Ric Flair

094. Ralph Nader

095. Dennis Kacinich

096. Horatio Sanz

097. Dom DeLuise

098. Emeril Lagasse

099. Kevin Federline

100. Brad Pitt

Brad Russ · 04-19-2006, 01:27 AM

The voice of the AFLAC duck has been named the Unsexiest Man in the World.

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried tops the list compiled by the Boston Phoenix's Web site. The list is a mix of entertainers, sports stars, even terrorists. Osama bin Laden is number eight on the list.

Of Gottfried, the Phoenix says "The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman."

The alternative weekly's number-two choice might reveal their Boston Red Sox hometown bias: The choice is New York Yankee pitcher Randy Johnson.

The list fills out the top five with media personalities Roger Ebert, Dr. Phil, and Alan Colmes.

Others on the unsexy list include Michael Jackson, Jerry Seinfeld, Ron Howard, and Clay Aiken. Of Aiken, the runner-up to Ruben Studdard on "American Idol 2," the site snarks "he still looks like someone's bratty little brother."

Other musicians show up on the list as well. Nickelback's Chad Kroeger gets dissed for "massive head, weird face, and bad hair," as well as for simply being in Nickelback, which the magazine calls "the worst band since the dawn of music." And My Chemical Romance member Gerard Way is labeled the "luckiest dude since Ringo."

Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline ranks 99th, with the comment "Mooching hicks aren't so hot these days."

Sneaking in at number 100 is Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt? He made the list because of rumors about bad hygiene.

Perhaps all the ugliness made the writers exhausted — about halfway through the article, they simply start listing names, sans commentary, for many of the men.

Phoenix readers are having their own say by commenting on the online article. Not all of them are thrilled with the choices or the methodology.

Says one "There is 1 major problem with this list, 2 GUYS WROTE IT! Why are 2 guys writing the '100 most unsexy men list'?" Says another "First of all, Kevin Federline should be #1."

Brad Russ · 04-19-2006, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by evilNpunk

Some of the choices are kind of odd. It's pretty freakin halarious that they thought of Osama Bin Laden.

Yeah, that one made me laugh too. LOL!! It's kind of hard for me to take this poll too seriously since it was put together by two guys, but who knows, they might be gay guys, in which case, I guess that would qualify them.

Kind of funny how Brad Pitt made the list, yet Howard Stern didn't.

Also, I thought Al Franken and Michael Moore would be higher up, but what do I know, I'm a straight guy.

Brad Russ · 04-19-2006, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by _Jen_

Some of the guys on the list I've never heard of before. I can't believe there's a person that's actually named Meat Loaf. I wonder if his parents were hungry when they named him.

You haven't heard of Meatloaf?? He's a singer who was really popular in the 70's, and made a comeback in the early 90's. I'm not totally sure on this, but I think Meatloaf is just his stage name. Here's a couple pictures of him. The second one is the more recent one.

Ireneparalegal · 04-19-2006, 02:36 AM

I think Drew Carey is hot! He is hilarious and cute and not your typical man. He is different.
I like Dr. Phil...he has charm and intelligience and a sense of humor. Those things I love in a man.
I love Kevin James.
Jose Canseco and Emeril are sexy too.

Hey, this list is supposed to be of men, why is Michael Jackson on it?????

Brad Russ · 04-19-2006, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Hey, this list is supposed to be of men, why is Michael Jackson on it?????

Hollow · 04-19-2006, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Little Mel

002. Randy Johnson

023. Bill Gates

025. Axl Rose

058. Bill O'Reilly

083. Barry Bonds

099. Kevin Federline

100. Brad Pitt

HAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA1!!!!!!1111111111 yeah, it is pretty mean though.

"Tom from Myspace" lol, that's pretty much his name media name.

Michael [hXc] · 04-19-2006, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by _Jen_

Some of the guys on the list I've never heard of before. I can't believe there's a person that's actually named Meat Loaf. I wonder if his parents were hungry when they named him.

i wonder if they were placenta eating scientologists

because then they would be eating another kind of meat loaf.

*MIBabe03* · 04-19-2006, 09:38 AM

Clay Aiken is one ugly mofo.

~LadyJess~ · 04-19-2006, 10:58 AM

That is quite the random list. And I happen to think Tom from MySpace (that's funny how that is his "name") is cute.

Brian Damage · 04-19-2006, 11:11 AM

I see that Bill Gates made the list. He may be unattractive, but I can guarantee that he gets more hot women than most good looking guys. lol

TVFactFan · 04-19-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

I think Drew Carey is hot! He is hilarious and cute and not your typical man. He is different.
I like Dr. Phil...he has charm and intelligience and a sense of humor. Those things I love in a man.
I love Kevin James.
Jose Canseco and Emeril are sexy too.

Hey, this list is supposed to be of men, why is Michael Jackson on it?????

Dr. Phil is a FAT PHONY-lol

Mikado · 04-19-2006, 11:24 AM

Why is MY name not there???? I've worked so hard trying not to be sexy; DARN them!!!!! I'll SUE, i swear, I'll sue!!!!!!!

YOU IS A RACIST · 04-19-2006, 11:25 AM

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Courtnee · 04-19-2006, 11:43 AM

aw...I always thought clay akien was cute...what the hell!

04-19-2006, 01:24 AM	#1
Brad Russ Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 17, 2002 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 10,085	Boston Weekly's list of unsexiest men in the world This thing is kind of mean, but I thought I would post it up anyway. LOL!! Some of the choices for most unsexy celebrities, are a little odd to me. What do you all think of the choices?? 001. Gilbert Gottfried 002. Randy Johnson 003. Roger Ebert 004. Dr. Phil McGraw 005. Alan Colmes 006. Chad Kroeger 007. Mike Mills 008. Osama Bin Laden 009. Jay Leno 010. Don Imus 011. Michael Jackson 012. Wallace Shawn 013. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys 014. Richard Simmons 015. Jon Lovitz 016. Carrot Top 017. Jerry Seinfeld 018. Malcolm Gladwell 019. Chevy Chase 020. Raffi 021. Ron Howard 022. Clint Howard 023. Bill Gates 024. Paul Shaffer 025. Axl Rose 026. Tim Burton 027. Edward James Olmos 028. Gerard Way 029. Don Zimmer 030. Tony Kornheiser 031. Chris Kattan 032. Otis Nixon 033. Julian Tavarez 034. Christopher Lloyd 035. Willie McGee 036. Pat Cummings 037. Scottie Pippen 038. Larry David 039. Michael Moore 040. Al Franken 041. Paris Latsis 042. Rush Limbaugh 043. David Gest 044. Gary Busey 045. Nick Nolte 046. Leif Garrett 047. Andy Dick 048. Scott Stapp 049. Lyle Lovett 050. Ric Ocasek 051. Bill Wyman 052. Danny DeVito 053. Peter Jackson 054. Drew Carey 055. Newt Gingrich 056. Rob Schneider 057. Ed O'Neil 058. Bill O'Reilly 059. Clay Aiken 060. Joe Lieberman 061. Jim Gaffigan 062. Bill Maher 063. John Popper 064. Dennis Miller 065. John Madden 066. Robert Englund 067. Robert Patrick 068. John Ashcroft 069. Joe Gannascolli 070. Kevin James 071. George Steinbrenner 072. Grady Little 073. Harvey Pekar 074. DJ Qualls 075. Joey Buttafuoco 076. Garry Shandling 077. Meat Loaf Aday 078. Joe Walsh 079. Tom from Myspace 080. Art Garfunkel 081. Brian Posehn 082. Howie Mandel 083. Barry Bonds 084. Dick Vitale 085. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg 086. Jeff Van Gundy 087. Jimmy Johnson 088. John Clayton 089. Don Vito 090. Lemmy Kilmister 091. Jose Canseco 092. Bill Parcells 093. Ric Flair 094. Ralph Nader 095. Dennis Kacinich 096. Horatio Sanz 097. Dom DeLuise 098. Emeril Lagasse 099. Kevin Federline 100. Brad Pitt
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04-19-2006, 02:36 AM	#5
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	I think Drew Carey is hot! He is hilarious and cute and not your typical man. He is different. I like Dr. Phil...he has charm and intelligience and a sense of humor. Those things I love in a man. I love Kevin James. Jose Canseco and Emeril are sexy too. Hey, this list is supposed to be of men, why is Michael Jackson on it?????
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04-19-2006, 09:38 AM	#9
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04-19-2006, 10:58 AM	#10
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04-19-2006, 11:11 AM	#11
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	I see that Bill Gates made the list. He may be unattractive, but I can guarantee that he gets more hot women than most good looking guys. lol
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04-19-2006, 01:27 AM	#2
Brad Russ Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 17, 2002 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 10,085	The voice of the AFLAC duck has been named the Unsexiest Man in the World. Comedian Gilbert Gottfried tops the list compiled by the Boston Phoenix's Web site. The list is a mix of entertainers, sports stars, even terrorists. Osama bin Laden is number eight on the list. Of Gottfried, the Phoenix says "The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman." The alternative weekly's number-two choice might reveal their Boston Red Sox hometown bias: The choice is New York Yankee pitcher Randy Johnson. The list fills out the top five with media personalities Roger Ebert, Dr. Phil, and Alan Colmes. Others on the unsexy list include Michael Jackson, Jerry Seinfeld, Ron Howard, and Clay Aiken. Of Aiken, the runner-up to Ruben Studdard on "American Idol 2," the site snarks "he still looks like someone's bratty little brother." Other musicians show up on the list as well. Nickelback's Chad Kroeger gets dissed for "massive head, weird face, and bad hair," as well as for simply being in Nickelback, which the magazine calls "the worst band since the dawn of music." And My Chemical Romance member Gerard Way is labeled the "luckiest dude since Ringo." Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline ranks 99th, with the comment "Mooching hicks aren't so hot these days." Sneaking in at number 100 is Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt? He made the list because of rumors about bad hygiene. Perhaps all the ugliness made the writers exhausted — about halfway through the article, they simply start listing names, sans commentary, for many of the men. Phoenix readers are having their own say by commenting on the online article. Not all of them are thrilled with the choices or the methodology. Says one "There is 1 major problem with this list, 2 GUYS WROTE IT! Why are 2 guys writing the '100 most unsexy men list'?" Says another "First of all, Kevin Federline should be #1."

04-19-2006, 11:24 AM	#13
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	Why is MY name not there???? I've worked so hard trying not to be sexy; DARN them!!!!! I'll SUE, i swear, I'll sue!!!!!!!

04-19-2006, 11:25 AM	#14
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04-19-2006, 11:43 AM	#15
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	aw...I always thought clay akien was cute...what the hell!
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