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Sterling Holobyte · 04-18-2006, 01:01 PM

HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT!

So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!"
Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?"
Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!"

gilligan fanatic · 04-18-2006, 01:33 PM

he has been selling that stuff for at least 5 or 6 years. I am kind of sick of seeing him on TV

Ireneparalegal · 04-18-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sterling Holobyte

HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT!

So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!"
Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?"
Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!"

Yes he is loud (this post of yours made me laugh my ass off). but he isn't annoying like that guy with the pony tail on the exercise machine...what the hell is his name? He reminds me of the late Sam Kinison...ALWAYS YELLING.

Chad Michael Murray · 04-18-2006, 03:55 PM

Tony Little is that guy, Irene!!

And the thing is, I actually got a Gazelle the other day. We were going to get a treadmill but then I saw that and decided on it at the last minute. It's a great machine, just as long as you don't grow your hair into a greasy ponytail and cover it with a baseball cap like Tony does.

Janice · 04-20-2006, 07:00 PM

That loud guy is annoying. There's another guy who sells collector's coins. My husband watches it. The guy screams. I have to leave the room.

Ireneparalegal · 04-20-2006, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad Michael Murray

Tony Little is that guy, Irene!!

And the thing is, I actually got a Gazelle the other day. We were going to get a treadmill but then I saw that and decided on it at the last minute. It's a great machine, just as long as you don't grow your hair into a greasy ponytail and cover it with a baseball cap like Tony does.

Tony Little...that's his name. Boy, it sure doesn't fit him at all. He is one annoying mofo!!!! Him and that british guy who sells the Magic Bullet. God, he is despicable.

Hollow · 04-20-2006, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sterling Holobyte

HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT!

So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!"
Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?"
Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!"

i love billy mays commercials, just because the obnoxiousness of his SCREAMING the whole time is hilarious. his long lost twin brother tony little is the same way, only he's just plain annoying.

EmoJoe · 04-21-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sterling Holobyte

HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT!

So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!"
Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?"
Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!"

Moonlight Lady · 04-21-2006, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sterling Holobyte

HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT!

So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!"
Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?"
Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!"

That made my day.

04-18-2006, 01:01 PM	#1
Sterling Holobyte Harper House Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,896	That Loud Guy HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COMMERCIALS? I AM BILLIE MAYS AND I AM THE SPOKESMAN FOR PRODUCTS LIKE OXY-CLEAN, KA-BOOM AND OTHER CLEANING PRODUCTS! I AM ALWAYS YELLING! I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM ALWAYS YELLING, I JUST AM! I WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR, BUT THE PATIENTS DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT THE WHOLE HOSPITAL WOULD HEAR WHEN I TOLD THEM THEY HAD V.D., SO NOW I SELL STUFF ON TV! AND I YELL A LOT! So, is anyone else sick of hearing this guy? It's like, chill out, dude! I feel sorry for his wife and kids if he has either. "HEY HONEY, LET'S HAVE SEX! WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CHILDREN CAN HEAR ME? OH, OK. I'LL JUST TELL THEM A BEDTIME STORY AND GET THEM ALL TIRED AND RESTFUL SO THEY GO TO SLEEP! READY, KIDS? ONCE UPON A TIME IN THIS PEACEFUL KINGDOM THERE LIVED A...!" Brother: "Daddy, I can't sleep with you talking. How about you, sis?" Sis: "What? I can't hear you. Daddy has already blown out my eardrums." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M NOT TALKING, I'M WHISPERING!"
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04-18-2006, 01:33 PM	#2
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04-18-2006, 03:55 PM	#4
Chad Michael Murray Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,493	Tony Little is that guy, Irene!! And the thing is, I actually got a Gazelle the other day. We were going to get a treadmill but then I saw that and decided on it at the last minute. It's a great machine, just as long as you don't grow your hair into a greasy ponytail and cover it with a baseball cap like Tony does.
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04-20-2006, 07:00 PM	#5
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	That loud guy is annoying. There's another guy who sells collector's coins. My husband watches it. The guy screams. I have to leave the room.