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GARFIELDKOOL · 04-15-2006, 11:35 PM

George: "Your cooking taste like dog meat."
Florence: "That's cause I'm cooking for a chiuaua"

Tom: "A white mule?"
George" A Honkey Donkey"

George: (to Jenny) "That was white talk, you should have understood half of that"

Ralph: (to mother Jefferson) "When would you like to be picked up?"
Mother Jefferson: "that depends on how long my daughter-in-law could stand haing me around."
Weezy: (to Ralph) "come back in a half an hour"

TVFactFan · 04-19-2006, 11:23 AM

George: That's what you get from a mixed marriage, assorted nuts. Dig where I'm coming from your whitneness?

Alan Willis: I dug where you was coming from yesterday chump and you ain;t cool

George: Say what?

Alan willis: I say your teeth are yellow and your breath is bad, get out of my face before you wish you had

George:You better get off my back and leave me alone because the teeth you save will be your own

Alan Wills: Look if it wasn;t for the fact that you was five foot two, like white on rice I'll be all over you

George: Look when you are in my house you better show some respect with your elephant ears and chicken neck

Alan Wills: If you want respect you got to earn it, so cover your nose before I burn it

George: look at this elite N**ger wofling at my door, with your yellow behind I'm going to mop up the entire floor.

LOL-

AB · 04-19-2021, 04:32 PM

Mother Jefferson: "I don't have to stay here and be insulted!"
Louise Jefferson: "That's right Mother Jefferson, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE & BE INSULTED!"

AB · 04-19-2021, 04:39 PM

Florence:

MA · 04-19-2021, 04:41 PM

Ralph Hart:
[George Jefferson and Tom and Helen Willis are locked in the Jefferson's bathroom and can't get out]

Ralph Hart:
[outside bathroom door, to Helen] You and Mr. Jefferson are in the bathroom together?

Ralph Hart:
[pause]

Ralph Hart:
Don't worry; Mr. Willis will never hear it from me!

MikeLutton · 06-11-2021, 07:07 PM

Mother Jefferson i may not know who's alive but i sure know who's Dead lol

MA · 06-12-2021, 09:47 AM

Florence Johnston:
[as old ladies] Sure is a fancy dress, Mrs. Jefferson.

Louise Jefferson:
Well, it's not every night you celebrate a 25th anniversary.

George Jefferson:
What're you talking about, Weezy? We've been married longer than that.

Florence Johnston:
Time sure flies. Seems like only yesterday I started working here.

George Jefferson:
Wrong, you still haven't started!

04-15-2006, 11:35 PM	#1
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	Classic Jeffersons quotes George: "Your cooking taste like dog meat." Florence: "That's cause I'm cooking for a chiuaua" Tom: "A white mule?" George" A Honkey Donkey" George: (to Jenny) "That was white talk, you should have understood half of that" Ralph: (to mother Jefferson) "When would you like to be picked up?" Mother Jefferson: "that depends on how long my daughter-in-law could stand haing me around." Weezy: (to Ralph) "come back in a half an hour"

04-19-2021, 04:39 PM	#4
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Florence: Attached Images

04-19-2021, 04:41 PM	#5
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,534	Ralph Hart: [George Jefferson and Tom and Helen Willis are locked in the Jefferson's bathroom and can't get out] Ralph Hart: [outside bathroom door, to Helen] You and Mr. Jefferson are in the bathroom together? Ralph Hart: [pause] Ralph Hart: Don't worry; Mr. Willis will never hear it from me!
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06-11-2021, 07:07 PM	#6
MikeLutton Mike Lutton DVD Legend! Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 05, 2005 Location: usa pennsyvania Posts: 6,885	Mother Jefferson i may not know who's alive but i sure know who's Dead lol
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04-19-2006, 11:23 AM	#2
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,059	George: That's what you get from a mixed marriage, assorted nuts. Dig where I'm coming from your whitneness? Alan Willis: I dug where you was coming from yesterday chump and you ain;t cool George: Say what? Alan willis: I say your teeth are yellow and your breath is bad, get out of my face before you wish you had George:You better get off my back and leave me alone because the teeth you save will be your own Alan Wills: Look if it wasn;t for the fact that you was five foot two, like white on rice I'll be all over you George: Look when you are in my house you better show some respect with your elephant ears and chicken neck Alan Wills: If you want respect you got to earn it, so cover your nose before I burn it George: look at this elite N**ger wofling at my door, with your yellow behind I'm going to mop up the entire floor. LOL-

04-19-2021, 04:32 PM	#3
AB Member Eternal Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 26, 2006 Location: The South Posts: 59,429	Mother Jefferson: "I don't have to stay here and be insulted!" Louise Jefferson: "That's right Mother Jefferson, YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE & BE INSULTED!"

06-12-2021, 09:47 AM	#7
MA Member Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: May 20, 2017 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 127,534	Florence Johnston: [as old ladies] Sure is a fancy dress, Mrs. Jefferson. Louise Jefferson: Well, it's not every night you celebrate a 25th anniversary. George Jefferson: What're you talking about, Weezy? We've been married longer than that. Florence Johnston: Time sure flies. Seems like only yesterday I started working here. George Jefferson: Wrong, you still haven't started!