Feline Wisdom and Humor

[tv star collector]

"Never try to out-stubborn a cat." - Lazarus Long
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a cat." -
Franklin P. Jones
"Managing senior programmmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this." - Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through
snow." - Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English Proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody really owns a cat." - Ellen P. Berkeley
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Anonymous
"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you
later." - Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph
Wood Krutch
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by
cats." - Anonymous
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
-- Albert Schweitzer
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Collette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel. True, and they have
many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what
you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." - Anonymous
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." - Anonymous

[80sTrivia]

I'm a cat owner and lover and I can definitely relate to some of those sayings...