The Matrimony of Kellie Pickler and TF (Marriage, for you dumb ones out there...) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

EmoJoe · 04-05-2006, 04:00 PM

TF isnt here, but im starting the thread anyway

EmoJoe · 04-05-2006, 04:03 PM

Joe: THE GROOM IS LATE! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!?

Kellie: Let's eat CALAMARI!

Stormtracker TF · 04-05-2006, 04:35 PM

*Walks in looking nervous*

Late for my own wedding! *Laughs until he realize nobody else is*

Polniaczek033 · 04-05-2006, 04:43 PM

I'M HERE

EmoJoe · 04-05-2006, 04:44 PM

*Everybody glares at TF, except for Kellie*

Kellie: HEY HONEY, WANT SOME SALL-MON?!?

Stormtracker TF · 04-05-2006, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe: Texas Smurftractor

*Everybody glares at TF, except for Kellie*

Kellie: HEY HONEY, WANT SOME SALL-MON?!?

TF: Uhhhh....Sure. *Eats some* That wasnt cooked, was it?

Kellie: I dunno...*scratches head*

*They both laugh histerically as everyone still stares blankly*

EmoJoe · 04-05-2006, 04:51 PM

*Kellie's dad walks in*

Kellie's Dad: YO YO IM HERE

Joe: Aren't you in JAIL?!?!

Kellie's Dad: Shhhh....

ANYWAY YO YO WHERE'S DA LUCKY GROOM!!?/

Kellie: He's over there, Daddy!

*He walks over to TF*

Kellie's Dad: I just wanna wish you the best of luck to my daughter, and, um... IF YOU HURT HER *he makes a fist* MAH FIST WILL BE GOIN DOWN YA THROAT!!!

*laughs evilly*

Stormtracker TF · 04-05-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe: Texas Smurftractor

*Kellie's dad walks in*

Kellie's Dad: YO YO IM HERE

Joe: Aren't you in JAIL?!?!

Kellie's Dad: Shhhh....

ANYWAY YO YO WHERE'S DA LUCKY GROOM!!?/

Kellie: He's over there, Daddy!

*He walks over to TF*

Kellie's Dad: I just wanna wish you the best of luck to my daughter, and, um... IF YOU HURT HER *he makes a fist* MAH FIST WILL BE GOIN DOWN YA THROAT!!!

*laughs evilly*

TF:

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM....

Stormtracker TF · 04-05-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam: Texas Smurftractor

I'M HERE

Welcome.

EmoJoe · 04-05-2006, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TF: Texas Smurftractor

TF:

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM....

Kellie's Dad: THE BATHROOM!!??! HAHAHAHAHAH.... *laughs evilly again*.

I mean, go ahead.

EmoJoe · 04-05-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam: Texas Smurftractor

I'M HERE

*Kellie walks up to Sam*

Kellie: LETS GO WALKIN, AFTER MIDNIGHTTTTT

Stormtracker TF · 04-05-2006, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe: Texas Smurftractor

Kellie's Dad: THE BATHROOM!!??! HAHAHAHAHAH.... *laughs evilly again*.

I mean, go ahead.

*TF walks around for 15 minutes and cant find the bathroom, he has a mental breakdown in a random portion of the building and yells into the sky on his knees*

TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*TF then looks over and realizes he is standing on a balcony-like thing above the altar*

TF Again: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stormtracker TF · 04-05-2006, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe: Texas Smurftractor

*Kellie walks up to Sam*

Kellie: LETS GO WALKIN, AFTER MIDNIGHTTTTT

TF: But I thought that was OUR Tradition.

EmoJoe · 04-05-2006, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TF: Texas Smurftractor

*TF walks around for 15 minutes and cant find the bathroom, he has a mental breakdown in a random portion of the building and yells into the sky on his knees*

TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*TF then looks over and realizes he is standing on a balcony-like thing above the altar*

TF Again: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Kevin Covais walks in*

Kevin: Hey Kellie, I don't see your groom, so, uh, hey, let's say we go next door and...well...

TF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EmoJoe · 04-05-2006, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TF: Texas Smurftractor

TF: But I thought that was OUR Tradition.

Kellie: IT IS!!!! In fact, let's do it tonight!

04-05-2006, 04:00 PM	#1
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04-05-2006, 04:35 PM	#3
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04-05-2006, 04:43 PM	#4
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04-05-2006, 04:03 PM	#2
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	Joe: THE GROOM IS LATE! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!? Kellie: Let's eat CALAMARI!

04-05-2006, 04:44 PM	#5
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	Everybody glares at TF, except for Kellie Kellie: HEY HONEY, WANT SOME SALL-MON?!?

04-05-2006, 04:51 PM	#7
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	Kellie's dad walks in Kellie's Dad: YO YO IM HERE Joe: Aren't you in JAIL?!?! Kellie's Dad: Shhhh.... ANYWAY YO YO WHERE'S DA LUCKY GROOM!!?/ Kellie: He's over there, Daddy! He walks over to TF Kellie's Dad: I just wanna wish you the best of luck to my daughter, and, um... IF YOU HURT HER he makes a fist MAH FIST WILL BE GOIN DOWN YA THROAT!!! laughs evilly