Grandparents (joke)

[Penny Lane]

******** GRANDPARENTS (this was
>> actually reported by a
>> > teacher).
>> >
>> > After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils
>> how they spent their
>> > holiday away from school. One child wrote the
>> following:
>> >
>> > We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma
>> and Grandpa. They used
>> > to
>> > live in a big brick house but Grandpa got
>> ******** and they moved to
>> > Florida
>> > Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted
>> green to look like grass
>> > They ride around on their bicycles and wear name
>> tags because they don't
>> > know who they are anymore. They go to a building
>> called a wrecked center,
>> > but they must have got it fixed because it is
>> okay now, and do exercises
>> > there, but they don't do them very well. There is
>> a swimming pool too, but
>> > in it, they all jump up and down with hats on. At
>> their gate, there is a
>> > doll house with a little old man sitting in it.
>> He watches all day so
>> > nobody
>> > can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. They go
>> cruising in their golf
>> > carts.
>> > Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they
>> eat the same thing every
>> > night: Early Birds. Some of the people can't get
>> out past the man in the
>> > doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food
>> back to the wrecked center
>> > and call it pot luck. My Grandma says that
>> Grandpa worked all his life to
>> > earn his retardment and says I should work hard
>> so I can be ********
>> > someday
>> > too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the
>> man in the doll house.
>> > Then
>> > I will let people out so they can visit their
>> grandchildren
>>
>
>

[MsOrange]

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