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Brett Ferino · 03-01-2001, 09:50 PM

What is it and why?

EdBrownJr · 05-13-2001, 11:12 AM

Im about to blow upppppppppp!!!!

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

hch · 06-09-2001, 01:34 PM

I Have a lot of Favorite quotes from "Martin":

Miss Jerry: I'm an old feeble woman, but if you don't give me that sandwich, I'll bash you with this bag of nickels!
(upon receiving the sandwich) Tuna? I don't eat no damn tuna!

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Woman: All Men are dogs!
Martin: If you hate men so much, Why you trying to Look like one?

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Pam: Cole, get your hands off that!
Cole: Sorry, I thought that was the dip!

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Apollo: My name ain't Benson. It's APOLLO!
Martin: Well, Why don't you make your name like Water and get the running?

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Martin: GET THE STEPPING!!

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Martin: Tommy, YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB!!!

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Woman: You know, I got the strangest feeling I'm being followed
(Then a big BOOMING STEPS are heard throughout the apartment)
Martin: Ain't no earthquakes in Detroit!
Cole: I Know those stomps anywhere!
All: BIG SHIRLEY!!!!!

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Martin: (after picking out an engagement ring) It looks like someone left their social security number
Woman: No, sir, That's the price!

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Drunk Lady: I Ain't drunk, I'm on medication!

DJM77 · 08-20-2001, 10:45 PM

I liked it when Martin would say
"Get to steppin."

Rama Mageesh · 09-18-2001, 10:12 PM

Jerome: "I'm one of the original playas!! From the himalayas!!"

Eden · 12-23-2001, 07:04 PM

Gina on the episode where Biggie came to town: "I was just about to cook. I'll put some shrimp in the Speghittos, I'll hook it up!"
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Bro'Man: "Everything was good, 'cept for dem' raggedy azz peas!"
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Sheneneh to Pam: " I don't care who laugh, I cracks myself up"
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Sheneneh to Pam: " I will scatter all yo lil' crooked teeth up and down this hallway"
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Sheneneh: "Cuz I'ma lady"

Eden · 12-23-2001, 07:09 PM

O Yeah and Sheneneh to Gina: "You gotta go to work on Myra's feet"

moses · 06-19-2002, 09:28 AM

I have so many fave lines, its hard to know where to begin and where to end.

Martin to Gina: "This face...belongs on the tizzube!"
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Martin to Gina: "Look at 'em baby. Lookin' like a fake ass J.J. and Michael."
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Pam: "This used to be Gucci, y'all done turned it into hoochie."
Martin: "Wasn't nobody talkin' to you, Poochie."
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Martin: "The only one I know that can make it in this weather is the Abominable SnowPam."

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Martin: "I said, eat my dust."
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Gina: "He said I sounded like Anita Baker."
Pam: "Maybe Anita Faker."
Gina: "Whatever, Phony Braxton."
(the two begin arguing)
Martin: (breaking it up)"Well ya'll can get another girl and be Phony, Phony, Phony."
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Martin: "And then we ran through a burnin' house."
Cole: "And then we got on the Mothership, Baby Bubba."
Gina: "The Mothership, Martin?"
Martin: "Yeah, baby bubba."

SweetNSilver · 09-23-2003, 10:38 PM

(Pam at the dentist)
Martin: See, I ain't afraid of jack. You need to be more like Martin!
Pam (thinking while in comatose state): Be like Martin, Be like Martin.

03-01-2001, 09:50 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

12-23-2001, 07:04 PM	#6
Eden Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 23, 2001 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10	Gina on the episode where Biggie came to town: "I was just about to cook. I'll put some shrimp in the Speghittos, I'll hook it up!" ~~~~~~~~ Bro'Man: "Everything was good, 'cept for dem' raggedy azz peas!" ~~~~~~~ Sheneneh to Pam: " I don't care who laugh, I cracks myself up" ~~~~~~~ Sheneneh to Pam: " I will scatter all yo lil' crooked teeth up and down this hallway" ~~~~~~~ Sheneneh: "Cuz I'ma lady"
	__________________ "If you want to be different, don't stand out, be outstanding."

06-19-2002, 09:28 AM	#8
moses Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 18, 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 7	Fave quotes I have so many fave lines, its hard to know where to begin and where to end. Martin to Gina: "This face...belongs on the tizzube!" ------- Martin to Gina: "Look at 'em baby. Lookin' like a fake ass J.J. and Michael." ------- Pam: "This used to be Gucci, y'all done turned it into hoochie." Martin: "Wasn't nobody talkin' to you, Poochie." ------- Martin: "The only one I know that can make it in this weather is the Abominable SnowPam." ------ Martin: "I said, eat my dust." ------ Gina: "He said I sounded like Anita Baker." Pam: "Maybe Anita Faker." Gina: "Whatever, Phony Braxton." (the two begin arguing) Martin: (breaking it up)"Well ya'll can get another girl and be Phony, Phony, Phony." ------- Martin: "And then we ran through a burnin' house." Cole: "And then we got on the Mothership, Baby Bubba." Gina: "The Mothership, Martin?" Martin: "Yeah, baby bubba."
	__________________ "Please don't kill me freaky Jason!"-Martin in "Nothing to Lose"

09-23-2003, 10:38 PM	#9
SweetNSilver Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 18, 2003 Location: Albany, GA Posts: 14	(Pam at the dentist) Martin: See, I ain't afraid of jack. You need to be more like Martin! Pam (thinking while in comatose state): Be like Martin, Be like Martin.
	__________________ Martin: WHAZZZZZZZZZZZZUP!! Pam: I heard that, Arsenio Smalls! Gina: Ain't nothing wrong with my head! Gina: You know yo' mama don't like me! You know that! Tommy: Cole..............you stupid.

05-13-2001, 11:12 AM	#2
EdBrownJr Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 08, 2001 Location: Jersey City, NJ Posts: 1,247	Im about to blow upppppppppp!!!! ------------------ GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

06-09-2001, 01:34 PM	#3
hch Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 07, 2001 Location: Montross, VA 22520 Posts: 983	I Have a lot of Favorite quotes from "Martin": Miss Jerry: I'm an old feeble woman, but if you don't give me that sandwich, I'll bash you with this bag of nickels! (upon receiving the sandwich) Tuna? I don't eat no damn tuna! ------------------------------- Woman: All Men are dogs! Martin: If you hate men so much, Why you trying to Look like one? ----------------------------------- Pam: Cole, get your hands off that! Cole: Sorry, I thought that was the dip! ------------------------------------ Apollo: My name ain't Benson. It's APOLLO! Martin: Well, Why don't you make your name like Water and get the running? ------------------------------------- Martin: GET THE STEPPING!! ------------------------------------- Martin: Tommy, YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB!!! ------------------------------------- Woman: You know, I got the strangest feeling I'm being followed (Then a big BOOMING STEPS are heard throughout the apartment) Martin: Ain't no earthquakes in Detroit! Cole: I Know those stomps anywhere! All: BIG SHIRLEY!!!!! ------------------------------------- Martin: (after picking out an engagement ring) It looks like someone left their social security number Woman: No, sir, That's the price! --------------------------------------- Drunk Lady: I Ain't drunk, I'm on medication!

08-20-2001, 10:45 PM	#4
DJM77 Member Forum Veteran Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: Missouri Posts: 5,563	I liked it when Martin would say "Get to steppin."

09-18-2001, 10:12 PM	#5
Rama Mageesh Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 28, 2001 Posts: 79	Jerome: "I'm one of the original playas!! From the himalayas!!"

12-23-2001, 07:09 PM	#7
Eden Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 23, 2001 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10	O Yeah and Sheneneh to Gina: "You gotta go to work on Myra's feet"