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EricMardianIsHot · 03-06-2001, 08:35 AM

We've had favourite characters, favourite episodes, now let's do favourite quotes!

Here are a few of my favourites...

TJ: TJ's back!

Dennis: Well, it sure beats TJ's front!
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(From the episode where Simone falls overboard)

Simone: If there's ever anything I can do to pay you back, just name it.

Dennis: Anything?

Eric: Dennis, when Simone said she would do anything for you, she didn't mean anything, as in "anything".

Simone: Yes, I did.

Eric: Wait a minute! We went out for months, and WE didn't do anything!!

Simone: Eric, we did lots of things.

Eric: Yeah, but not "anything".

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Anyone else?

warsaw dreams · 03-06-2001, 09:56 AM

There are so many, where do I begin?! Let me think...Alright, I like this one...
Dennis:"Do you know what my problem with girls has always been?"
Arvid:"Well, you're obnoxious, you're cheap. I have seen you naked in gym class. I'd say..."
Dennis:"Arvid, shut up!"

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EricMardianIsHot · 03-08-2001, 12:21 PM

Sarah: Darlene, you're not going to the prom with Alan, are you?

Darlene: Why not? He's reliable, he's dependable, he won't clash with my dress...

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(Or more from when Simone falls overboard)

Darlene: SIMONE, NO!!!!! You're not going to go out with DENNIS, are you?

Eric: Don't be ridiculous, Darlene, of course she's not going to go out with him.

Alex: Who are you - her father? Don't tell her who she can go out with!

Simone: I'd love to go out, Dennis.

Alex: With HIM? Young lady, I FORBID!!

EricMardianIsHot · 03-08-2001, 12:23 PM

(From the Prom)

Darlene: Where were you, Alan? I was waiting outside, and it started to rain. So I tried to get a taxi. DO YOU KNOW how hard it is to get a TAXI, IN THE RAIN, ALAN?? I had to walk FOURTEEN BLOCKS, in the RAIN, ALAN. SMELLY MEN TRIED TO SPEAK TO ME, ALAN!!!!!!

Alan: Darlene, I am so sorry. Are you mad?

Darlene: No, it's over. I'm not mad

Alan: Good. Could you PLEASE do something with you hair?

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EricMardianIsHot · 03-08-2001, 12:23 PM

Or, the all-famous "historical discussion" (after Simone and Eric's disastrous first date) (Remeber how her PARENTS came along???)

Charlie: Now, after Roosevelt became quite ill, Eleanor took much more of a public role, and it truly became an equal partnership.

Simone: HAH!

Charlie: Simone?

Simone: I'm sorry, Mr Moore. I just doubt that it was truly equal. I'm sure that Roosevelt could do whatever he wanted without any regard to Eleanor's feelings or those of her family.

Eric: Well, maybe Roosevelt had feelings too. But then again how could he explain them when Eleanor wouldn't come to the phone?

Simone: Well maybe Eleanor didn't want to listed to FDR's INSULTS.

Charlie: All right, let's take this "historical debate" outside, please.

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warsaw dreams · 03-10-2001, 05:17 PM

Or the one where a bunch of them are taking a writing course taught by a lady author and she has them write essays comparing two historical figures. The teacher is passing Arvid's back to him after she has graded it and says-"Here we are Arvid; Albert Einstein and Madonna. Very nice."
Arvid-"Thanks, I was trying to identify with both of them because on one hand I'm a mathematician and of course on the other..."
Dennis-"...You're like a virgin!"

ThomasE · 03-10-2001, 09:01 PM

These posts are good.

EricMardianIsHot · 03-11-2001, 09:02 AM

(Episode where Darlene's parents are splitting up)

Alex: I can't believe you didn't confide in us, Darlene. I mean, who knows more about parents getting divorced than me.

Eric: Or me.

Simone: Or me.

Billy: Simone! I didn't know your parents were divorced!

Simone: They're not. But I saw "Kramer vs Kramer" and wept for days.

03-14-2001, 07:01 PM

Arvid: "Feet, don't fail me now!" (That's from when he was using OdorEaters feet to learn how to dance!)

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Balki: "Well, I'll be snookered!"

warsaw dreams · 03-19-2001, 04:02 PM

(After Janice walks out angrily)
Alan:"You know what the problem is, Mr. Moore? She's young. She's brilliant but she's immature, socially naive. Being in a class like this must be very stressful."
Mr. Moore: "Alan, that's a sensitive observation. What do you propose we do?"
Alan: "Get rid of her!"

04-26-2001, 02:54 PM

Janice: "BARF-O-RAMA!"

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Balki: "Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!"

warsaw dreams · 04-27-2001, 09:13 AM

What episode was that from?!

04-29-2001, 09:56 PM

Don't know for certain, but I think it's from the one in which Charlie has a "secret admirer"--which turns out to be "Wilma" the computer.

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Balki: "Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!"

warsaw dreams · 05-01-2001, 10:57 AM

I like the one where Dennis is selling bootleg Fillmore High t-shirts and Dr. Samuels is trying to stop it. He sees a kid wearing one of the shirts and yells to him. The kid turns around and starts runnning away from him and Dr. SAmuels calls out "You can't run away from me- I'm the principal!"

EricMardianIsHot · 05-05-2001, 03:05 PM

"It's just that we've got a Socrates McKenzie and a Plato McKenzie..."

(Mr Moore, on meeting Aristotle for the first time)

03-06-2001, 08:35 AM	#1
EricMardianIsHot Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 45	Everyone post their favourite quotes!! We've had favourite characters, favourite episodes, now let's do favourite quotes! Here are a few of my favourites... TJ: TJ's back! Dennis: Well, it sure beats TJ's front! ___ (From the episode where Simone falls overboard) Simone: If there's ever anything I can do to pay you back, just name it. Dennis: Anything? Eric: Dennis, when Simone said she would do anything for you, she didn't mean anything, as in "anything". Simone: Yes, I did. Eric: Wait a minute! We went out for months, and WE didn't do anything!! Simone: Eric, we did lots of things. Eric: Yeah, but not "anything". ____ Anyone else?

03-14-2001, 07:01 PM	#9
PomeranzFan1 Guest Posts: n/a	Arvid: "Feet, don't fail me now!" (That's from when he was using OdorEaters feet to learn how to dance!) ------------------ Balki: "Well, I'll be snookered!"
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04-26-2001, 02:54 PM	#11
PomeranzFan1 Guest Posts: n/a	Janice: "BARF-O-RAMA!" ------------------ Balki: "Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!"
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04-29-2001, 09:56 PM	#13
PomeranzFan1 Guest Posts: n/a	Don't know for certain, but I think it's from the one in which Charlie has a "secret admirer"--which turns out to be "Wilma" the computer. ------------------ Balki: "Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!"
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03-06-2001, 09:56 AM	#2
warsaw dreams Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 22, 2000 Location: Milwaukee, WI USA Posts: 659	There are so many, where do I begin?! Let me think...Alright, I like this one... Dennis:"Do you know what my problem with girls has always been?" Arvid:"Well, you're obnoxious, you're cheap. I have seen you naked in gym class. I'd say..." Dennis:"Arvid, shut up!" [This message has been edited by warsaw dreams (edited 03-07-2001).]

03-08-2001, 12:21 PM	#3
EricMardianIsHot Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 45	Sarah: Darlene, you're not going to the prom with Alan, are you? Darlene: Why not? He's reliable, he's dependable, he won't clash with my dress... ___ (Or more from when Simone falls overboard) Darlene: SIMONE, NO!!!!! You're not going to go out with DENNIS, are you? Eric: Don't be ridiculous, Darlene, of course she's not going to go out with him. Alex: Who are you - her father? Don't tell her who she can go out with! Simone: I'd love to go out, Dennis. Alex: With HIM? Young lady, I FORBID!!

03-08-2001, 12:23 PM	#4
EricMardianIsHot Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 45	(From the Prom) Darlene: Where were you, Alan? I was waiting outside, and it started to rain. So I tried to get a taxi. DO YOU KNOW how hard it is to get a TAXI, IN THE RAIN, ALAN?? I had to walk FOURTEEN BLOCKS, in the RAIN, ALAN. SMELLY MEN TRIED TO SPEAK TO ME, ALAN!!!!!! Alan: Darlene, I am so sorry. Are you mad? Darlene: No, it's over. I'm not mad Alan: Good. Could you PLEASE do something with you hair? [This message has been edited by EricMardianIsHot (edited 03-09-2001).] [This message has been edited by EricMardianIsHot (edited 03-09-2001).]

03-10-2001, 05:17 PM	#6
warsaw dreams Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 22, 2000 Location: Milwaukee, WI USA Posts: 659	Or the one where a bunch of them are taking a writing course taught by a lady author and she has them write essays comparing two historical figures. The teacher is passing Arvid's back to him after she has graded it and says-"Here we are Arvid; Albert Einstein and Madonna. Very nice." Arvid-"Thanks, I was trying to identify with both of them because on one hand I'm a mathematician and of course on the other..." Dennis-"...You're like a virgin!"

03-10-2001, 09:01 PM	#7
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	These posts are good.

03-11-2001, 09:02 AM	#8
EricMardianIsHot Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 45	(Episode where Darlene's parents are splitting up) Alex: I can't believe you didn't confide in us, Darlene. I mean, who knows more about parents getting divorced than me. Eric: Or me. Simone: Or me. Billy: Simone! I didn't know your parents were divorced! Simone: They're not. But I saw "Kramer vs Kramer" and wept for days.

03-19-2001, 04:02 PM	#10
warsaw dreams Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 22, 2000 Location: Milwaukee, WI USA Posts: 659	(After Janice walks out angrily) Alan:"You know what the problem is, Mr. Moore? She's young. She's brilliant but she's immature, socially naive. Being in a class like this must be very stressful." Mr. Moore: "Alan, that's a sensitive observation. What do you propose we do?" Alan: "Get rid of her!"

04-27-2001, 09:13 AM	#12
warsaw dreams Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 22, 2000 Location: Milwaukee, WI USA Posts: 659	What episode was that from?!

05-01-2001, 10:57 AM	#14
warsaw dreams Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 22, 2000 Location: Milwaukee, WI USA Posts: 659	I like the one where Dennis is selling bootleg Fillmore High t-shirts and Dr. Samuels is trying to stop it. He sees a kid wearing one of the shirts and yells to him. The kid turns around and starts runnning away from him and Dr. SAmuels calls out "You can't run away from me- I'm the principal!"

05-05-2001, 03:05 PM	#15
EricMardianIsHot Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 04, 2000 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 45	"It's just that we've got a Socrates McKenzie and a Plato McKenzie..." (Mr Moore, on meeting Aristotle for the first time)