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gidgetgrape · 03-18-2006, 05:08 PM

I just got this email from ultimatedallas.com --
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Hi Dallas Fans,

Casting news for the big Dallas movie suggests Marcia Cross from
Desperate Housewives fame has been offered the role of Pamela Ewing and in a move that has grated many an old fan of the series, Paris Hilton has
been offered the role of nymphet Lucy Ewing - originally played by
Charlene Tilton.

On the big name front Jennifer Lopez has been offered the role of vodka
swigging Sue Ellen and John Travolta the role of JR Ewing.

You can read the full story at
http://www.ultimatedallas.com/movie/art12.html
____________________________________

This movie is getting worst and worst.

Ireneparalegal · 03-18-2006, 05:19 PM

GOD NO!!!!!!!!! two of the worst females in the world...first j-ho and now paris aka slutty whore

Dr. Thong · 03-18-2006, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

GOD NO!!!!!!!!! two of the worst females in the world...first j-ho and now paris aka slutty whore

Don't hold back, Irene - tell us how you really feel. Suppressing your true feelings isn't good for you - you really need to learn how to express yourself.

Mr. Television · 03-18-2006, 08:15 PM

Well this movie just sounds like it's going to be the best movie ever made. I for one am glad at the choices so far. I usually am against tv remakes to the big screen but I can't wait for this one. I wonder who get's to play Ray? I'm hoping Andrew Dice Clay.

James"Thunder"Early · 03-18-2006, 09:01 PM

This sounds like some sitcom parody, in which case it's suppoe to be bad to be funny. The Jeffersons parody of Dallas was better than this mess sounds.

Dr. Thong · 03-18-2006, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by James"Thunder"Early

This sounds like some sitcom parody, in which case it's suppoe to be bad to be funny. The Jeffersons parody of Dallas was better than this mess sounds.

This could end up being one of those movies that's so bad it's good. Keep on with the bad casting!!! I hope the script and direction are as bad as the casting choices thus far.

Maybe Larry Hagman is suggesting the cast members for the movie as to sabotage it - a trick worthy of ol' J.R. himself!

Ireneparalegal · 03-18-2006, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Thong

Don't hold back, Irene - tell us how you really feel. Suppressing your true feelings isn't good for you - you really need to learn how to express yourself.

I know...ok, here it goes:
HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!! No way!!!!!!!! I won't watch it!!!!!

Mr. Television · 03-18-2006, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

I know...ok, here it goes:
HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!! No way!!!!!!!! I won't watch it!!!!!

And I was actually looking forward to this movie for a long time. I should have known better. I thought David Jacobs had a hand in this movie?

TJL · 03-18-2006, 10:55 PM

Can we skip the waiting and just give this movie all the Razzie Awards now?

Ireneparalegal · 03-18-2006, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

Can we skip the waiting and just give this movie all the Razzie Awards now?

Moonlight Lady · 04-10-2006, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by I Walk The Line

Well this movie just sounds like it's going to be the best movie ever made. I for one am glad at the choices so far. I usually am against tv remakes to the big screen but I can't wait for this one. I wonder who get's to play Ray? I'm hoping Andrew Dice Clay.

Or god forbid, Pauly Shore?!

Mr. Television · 04-11-2006, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Diamond Girl

Or god forbid, Pauly Shore?!

All these movie studios care about is casting people who will appeal to the young audience. They don't care about making the movie any good.

MikeLutton · 04-11-2006, 07:08 AM

i heard Ted Micgenley might be in there 2 as Ray

Lol Jk

Mister Ed · 04-21-2006, 01:05 AM

Yikes! This Dallas movie gets worse every day.

treky · 04-21-2006, 01:36 AM

JUST ONE WORD: NOOOOOOOO!!!! First J. LO, and the other HORRIBLE choices, and now this!!!

It sounds like that parody Bob Hope did on a special back in 1981!!!

03-18-2006, 05:08 PM	#1
gidgetgrape Forever Gidget Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 20, 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,503	Oh no! Paris Hilton as Lucy!?! I just got this email from ultimatedallas.com -- ____________________________________ Hi Dallas Fans, Casting news for the big Dallas movie suggests Marcia Cross from Desperate Housewives fame has been offered the role of Pamela Ewing and in a move that has grated many an old fan of the series, Paris Hilton has been offered the role of nymphet Lucy Ewing - originally played by Charlene Tilton. On the big name front Jennifer Lopez has been offered the role of vodka swigging Sue Ellen and John Travolta the role of JR Ewing. You can read the full story at http://www.ultimatedallas.com/movie/art12.html ____________________________________ This movie is getting worst and worst.

03-18-2006, 05:19 PM	#2
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	GOD NO!!!!!!!!! two of the worst females in the world...first j-ho and now paris aka slutty whore
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03-18-2006, 08:15 PM	#4
Mr. Television 23 Years at Sitcoms Online Forum Icon Join Date: Jun 06, 2003 Location: Somewhere you're Not Posts: 62,133	Well this movie just sounds like it's going to be the best movie ever made. I for one am glad at the choices so far. I usually am against tv remakes to the big screen but I can't wait for this one. I wonder who get's to play Ray? I'm hoping Andrew Dice Clay.
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03-18-2006, 09:01 PM	#5
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03-18-2006, 10:55 PM	#9
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04-11-2006, 07:08 AM	#13
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04-21-2006, 01:05 AM	#14
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04-21-2006, 01:36 AM	#15
treky star trek fan Eternal Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: Conshohocken, pennsylvania Posts: 14,490	JUST ONE WORD: NOOOOOOOO!!!! First J. LO, and the other HORRIBLE choices, and now this!!! It sounds like that parody Bob Hope did on a special back in 1981!!!
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