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LivinLaarge · 03-18-2006, 02:16 PM

5.Doug-has a half a mustache
4.Doug-speaks chinese
3.Doug pole dances for carrie
2.Doug gets a Motorcycle
1.Doug-takes a pitchure of his Penis(on last night)

sweetdiggity · 03-18-2006, 04:27 PM

This is impossible for me...can I make a top 100+ list?

LivinLaarge · 03-18-2006, 04:35 PM

sure why not but im sure ther wouldnt be enough room thas why i said top 5 well top wat eva as long as ther is room

sweetdiggity · 03-18-2006, 04:37 PM

ipswannebe · 03-19-2006, 07:35 PM

I love the one where Doug goes into the Chinese restaurante to pick up his food and the cashier has a British accent.

Doug to Cashier: "Wow, you just threw me with the British thing."
Cashier to Doug: "What not ethnic enough for you? Do you want me to Chink it up a bit for you? !@#!@%%^#^&$&**$"

That is definatley in my top five.

ipswannebe · 03-19-2006, 07:40 PM

I think that my all time favorite Doug moments come from the Episodes "Strike one", "Strike two", and "Strike out."

Strike one:
Doug is at the fast food place in the beggining and his car breaks down. Then he gets into an argument with the "Bigboy" order taker. It ends up with Doug hitting the thing with a nerf bat. I love that.

Strike two:
When Doug goes to his sister's school and is messing on the gymnists horse. Then in the background you can see him flip over! One of the best!

AhmedTaburov · 03-20-2006, 04:45 AM

In the episode "Steve Moscow" (5th season) when the Russian (or Ukrainian) workers lookin' for the THREE OUTLET PRONG,Doug wakes up.
Doug(to Pavel):"I'm not wearing underpants"
Pavel:"I'm looking for the three outlet prong"
Then Carrie wakes-up.
Pavel(to Carrie):"I'm looking for the three outlet prong"
Carrie:"Doug,make them go away!"
Doug:"O.K.,but I'm not wearing underpants"

...or something like that...

Bilgistic · 03-21-2006, 03:37 PM

When Doug wants to take up a hobby, Deacon suggests archery, and Doug says, "I already look like cupid, don't need the bow and arrow."

TryN2BGood · 03-22-2006, 01:23 PM

I love the one when he is "80s" Doug

When he is up in the tree with the owl

Too many others to put them all down

Bilgistic · 03-22-2006, 03:49 PM

Yes! Doug up in the tree with the owl! I didn't see the scene, but someone on another KOQ fan site quoted that entire exchange between Doug and Carrie, and I laughed so hard at every line. I could so easily picture the two of them having that conversation. Like when Doug saw the owl and felt like throwing up, and Carrie said "Who throws up from an owl?". Then Doug said "I was expecting pine cones and I get a large square-shaped bird. It's very disturbing!"

I also liked when Doug and Carrie had a bat in their hotel bathroom, and as Doug is going to go in to kill it (with hair spray), Carrie gives him some sunglasses to put on. He puts them on and says, "Great, now the bat's gonna think I'm Elton John."

TryN2BGood · 03-22-2006, 03:54 PM

the OWL one has to be about my favorite one...what season? anyone know?
Also when he mumbled about throwing it on Carrie

The bat in the bathroom eps. was on the other nite... too stinking funny!!

Bilgistic · 03-22-2006, 05:53 PM

Carrie: Poke the owl with a stick. Maybe it'll fly away.
Doug: I'm not touching it. It might bite.
Carrie: Owls don't bite. They wear glasses. They're the nerds of the forest.
Doug: Besides, owls can't fly.
Carrie: Then how did it get up in the tree?
Doug: Uh, I'm up in the tree....can I fly??!!!

sweetdiggity · 03-22-2006, 06:32 PM

The "Owl" episode was so funny!

Doug: "I don't wanna go to bed angry"
Carrie: "Well, we're not going to bed, we're going to twigs" *LMAO*

The episode was a two parter, and was the season 6 premier "Doug Less"

the truth · 03-23-2006, 03:46 PM

All of the stuff he did from "Tank Heaven" where he scares off Carrie's co-workers so he doesn't have to hang out with them.

-- Offering the couple some money to get it on in front of him
-- Licking the plates at the restaurant
-- Making the annoying noises...."awwwwww, AWWWWWW"
-- Stroking the guy's hair at the movies......."pretty....so pretty!"
-- "Come on, we've all wondered what human flesh tastes like. Who's with me?"

Any of those.

SpenceOlchin · 03-23-2006, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the truth

All of the stuff he did from "Tank Heaven" where he scares off Carrie's co-workers so he doesn't have to hang out with them.

-- Offering the couple some money to get it on in front of him
-- Licking the plates at the restaurant
-- Making the annoying noises...."awwwwww, AWWWWWW"
-- Stroking the guy's hair at the movies......."pretty....so pretty!"
-- "Come on, we've all wondered what human flesh tastes like. Who's with me?"

Any of those.

LOL. That episode is one of my favorites.

Doug: "Is this a lot of hair?"

03-18-2006, 02:16 PM	#1
LivinLaarge BEefaY! Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 27, 2006 Location: NC but im from Brooklyn Posts: 852	TOP 5 favorite Doug moments/and lines 5.Doug-has a half a mustache 4.Doug-speaks chinese 3.Doug pole dances for carrie 2.Doug gets a Motorcycle 1.Doug-takes a pitchure of his Penis(on last night)

03-18-2006, 04:27 PM	#2
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03-19-2006, 07:35 PM	#5
ipswannebe Shutty your mouthy Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 18, 2006 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 25	I love the one where Doug goes into the Chinese restaurante to pick up his food and the cashier has a British accent. Doug to Cashier: "Wow, you just threw me with the British thing." Cashier to Doug: "What not ethnic enough for you? Do you want me to Chink it up a bit for you? !@#!@%%^#^&$&**$" That is definatley in my top five.
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03-20-2006, 04:45 AM	#7
AhmedTaburov Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 31, 2006 Location: Be'er-Sheva, Israel Posts: 67	In the episode "Steve Moscow" (5th season) when the Russian (or Ukrainian) workers lookin' for the THREE OUTLET PRONG,Doug wakes up. Doug(to Pavel):"I'm not wearing underpants" Pavel:"I'm looking for the three outlet prong" Then Carrie wakes-up. Pavel(to Carrie):"I'm looking for the three outlet prong" Carrie:"Doug,make them go away!" Doug:"O.K.,but I'm not wearing underpants" ...or something like that...
	Last edited by AhmedTaburov; 03-20-2006 at 10:47 AM.

03-18-2006, 04:35 PM	#3
LivinLaarge BEefaY! Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 27, 2006 Location: NC but im from Brooklyn Posts: 852	sure why not but im sure ther wouldnt be enough room thas why i said top 5 well top wat eva as long as ther is room

03-18-2006, 04:37 PM	#4
sweetdiggity King of comedy!!! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 08, 2005 Location: L.R.G. Headquarters Posts: 2,258

03-19-2006, 07:40 PM	#6
ipswannebe Shutty your mouthy Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 18, 2006 Location: Pittsburgh PA Posts: 25	I think that my all time favorite Doug moments come from the Episodes "Strike one", "Strike two", and "Strike out." Strike one: Doug is at the fast food place in the beggining and his car breaks down. Then he gets into an argument with the "Bigboy" order taker. It ends up with Doug hitting the thing with a nerf bat. I love that. Strike two: When Doug goes to his sister's school and is messing on the gymnists horse. Then in the background you can see him flip over! One of the best!

03-21-2006, 03:37 PM	#8
Bilgistic Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 25, 2006 Posts: 91	When Doug wants to take up a hobby, Deacon suggests archery, and Doug says, "I already look like cupid, don't need the bow and arrow."

03-22-2006, 01:23 PM	#9
TryN2BGood Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 10, 2003 Location: USA Posts: 260	I love the one when he is "80s" Doug When he is up in the tree with the owl Too many others to put them all down

03-22-2006, 03:49 PM	#10
Bilgistic Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 25, 2006 Posts: 91	Yes! Doug up in the tree with the owl! I didn't see the scene, but someone on another KOQ fan site quoted that entire exchange between Doug and Carrie, and I laughed so hard at every line. I could so easily picture the two of them having that conversation. Like when Doug saw the owl and felt like throwing up, and Carrie said "Who throws up from an owl?". Then Doug said "I was expecting pine cones and I get a large square-shaped bird. It's very disturbing!" I also liked when Doug and Carrie had a bat in their hotel bathroom, and as Doug is going to go in to kill it (with hair spray), Carrie gives him some sunglasses to put on. He puts them on and says, "Great, now the bat's gonna think I'm Elton John."

03-22-2006, 03:54 PM	#11
TryN2BGood Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 10, 2003 Location: USA Posts: 260	the OWL one has to be about my favorite one...what season? anyone know? Also when he mumbled about throwing it on Carrie The bat in the bathroom eps. was on the other nite... too stinking funny!!

03-22-2006, 05:53 PM	#12
Bilgistic Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 25, 2006 Posts: 91	Carrie: Poke the owl with a stick. Maybe it'll fly away. Doug: I'm not touching it. It might bite. Carrie: Owls don't bite. They wear glasses. They're the nerds of the forest. Doug: Besides, owls can't fly. Carrie: Then how did it get up in the tree? Doug: Uh, I'm up in the tree....can I fly??!!!

03-22-2006, 06:32 PM	#13
sweetdiggity King of comedy!!! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 08, 2005 Location: L.R.G. Headquarters Posts: 2,258	The "Owl" episode was so funny! Doug: "I don't wanna go to bed angry" Carrie: "Well, we're not going to bed, we're going to twigs" LMAO The episode was a two parter, and was the season 6 premier "Doug Less"

03-23-2006, 03:46 PM	#14
the truth Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 26, 2002 Posts: 403	All of the stuff he did from "Tank Heaven" where he scares off Carrie's co-workers so he doesn't have to hang out with them. -- Offering the couple some money to get it on in front of him -- Licking the plates at the restaurant -- Making the annoying noises...."awwwwww, AWWWWWW" -- Stroking the guy's hair at the movies......."pretty....so pretty!" -- "Come on, we've all wondered what human flesh tastes like. Who's with me?" Any of those.