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this is just an extension of the thread started by Gidgetgrape and the one I started on Good Times:
When you take $$$ from two guys who want you to win the disco contest and right after they hand the money to you, they say what they will do to you IF YOU DON'T WIN, give the damn money back you fool!!!!!! A cult that worships a head of lettuce...don't even go there. Don't try out for the Gong Show when your friend's friends are trying to win. Don't pull pranks on your teacher. Never say anything in front of or within hearing distance of your little sister. |
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I'm Rich Bitch
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1. If you get a job you know you aren't qualified for then something is wrong
2. If you find cash in you're house don't give it all to some old senile excons. 3. Don't tell excons to come visit you when the get out of prison 4. Dont quit school to sell peanuts 5. Sammy Davis Jr. doesn't do little neighborhood talent shows |
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never show up for a job interview with just your jacket and underwear...
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that ed roberts has a wife in pittsburg or as raj put it hss a wif in pisbro
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