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Ireneparalegal · 03-13-2006, 10:11 PM

Gidgetgrape (sp?) has this going on the brady bunch thread. it's pretty funny thread. so, I am wondering, what you have learned from this show:

If your husband gets a job out of state, let him go for God's sake

Never let your skinny son wear red ugly pajamas

If you are poor, and your husband finds $$$$, let him keep some of it and keep your damn mouth shut

Leave Black Jesus on the wall

Don't let your husband go alone to Mississippi

If your nephew comes visiting out of the blue, chances are, he did rob the bank and he needs a place to HIDE

Don't invite the lady next door to dinner who eats dog food

Drink more milk than kool-aid or your son will have alot of cavities

Lock your door once in a while

TVFactFan · 03-14-2006, 12:08 AM

I learned that unless a man has confidence, he ain't got nothing going for him but a plate of cold grits-lol

Ireneparalegal · 03-14-2006, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TVResearcher

I learned that unless a man has confidence, he ain't got nothing going for him but a plate of cold grits-lol

say what!!????? Lol i remember that thread abt that saying...

gidgetgrape · 03-14-2006, 12:51 AM

Do not leave your copy of Sexual Behavior in the Ghetto out where your parents can find it.

JeffRuss1972 · 03-14-2006, 12:09 PM

If you got a job interview, GO TO IT. Otherwise, you ain't gonna get the job-lol

nerrad · 03-14-2006, 01:53 PM

If you are afraid of a bully, don't invite him to stay the weekend.

Ireneparalegal · 03-14-2006, 05:30 PM

Don't spend whatever money you get on voice lessons. She is just going to marry a man and not have a career anyways.

JeffRuss1972 · 03-14-2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Don't spend whatever money you get on voice lessons. She is just going to marry a man and not have a career anyways.

LOL- And even AFTER your neighbor tells you it's meatloaf AND NOT dogfood, STILL opt for the chicken

TVFactFan · 03-14-2006, 07:46 PM

Don't ask a female out in front of your family because if she rejects you, u will be embarrased-LOL

vashti1999 · 03-14-2006, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TVResearcher

I learned that unless a man has confidence, he ain't got nothing going for him but a plate of cold grits-lol

You stole my answer!!!

Ireneparalegal · 03-14-2006, 08:37 PM

Don't say something if it doesn't make sense e.g. "Over my dead snow shoes..."

TVFactFan · 03-14-2006, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

Don't say something if it doesn't make sense e.g. "Over my dead snow shoes..."

That's in the same category as-"a Plate of Cold Grits-LOL

Ireneparalegal · 03-14-2006, 09:14 PM

If a rich man who formerly lived in the ghetto wants to buy your son's paintings...THEN DAMNIT! LET HIM BUY THEM...don't let a pimp be the one to sponsor your son.

Ireneparalegal · 03-15-2006, 12:25 PM

When you have lunch with your boss, tell your husband right away when you get home so he doesn't start an argument with you.

Tell your daughter to accept the full four year scholorship because it doesn't matter, she doesn't need to join the stupid sorority anyways.

When your daughter keeps falling in love, you need to sit and talk with her.

When your daughter wants to marry a man from Kenya and he comes from a tribe that allows polygamy, INQUIRE RIGHT THEN AND THERE if those are his intentions with your daughter.

If your grocery store is selling really cheap meat, DON'T BUY IT.

don't marry an atheist.

GARFIELDKOOL · 03-17-2006, 08:31 AM

Don't invite an ex-con over when you play the lotto

Don't show strangers where you hide your silver

Don't show your family where you hid your gun

pay your phone bill on time

When you buy your meat from the supermarket, look at the expiration date.

03-13-2006, 10:11 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Things you've learned from GOOD TIMES...inspired by another poster Gidgetgrape (sp?) has this going on the brady bunch thread. it's pretty funny thread. so, I am wondering, what you have learned from this show: If your husband gets a job out of state, let him go for God's sake Never let your skinny son wear red ugly pajamas If you are poor, and your husband finds $$$$, let him keep some of it and keep your damn mouth shut Leave Black Jesus on the wall Don't let your husband go alone to Mississippi If your nephew comes visiting out of the blue, chances are, he did rob the bank and he needs a place to HIDE Don't invite the lady next door to dinner who eats dog food Drink more milk than kool-aid or your son will have alot of cavities Lock your door once in a while
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03-14-2006, 12:09 PM	#5
JeffRuss1972 70s Sitcoms Rule!!! Eternal Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 11, 2005 Location: Villa Rica, GA Posts: 1,257	If you got a job interview, GO TO IT. Otherwise, you ain't gonna get the job-lol
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03-14-2006, 12:08 AM	#2
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,065	I learned that unless a man has confidence, he ain't got nothing going for him but a plate of cold grits-lol

03-14-2006, 12:51 AM	#4
gidgetgrape Forever Gidget Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Sep 20, 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 3,502	Do not leave your copy of Sexual Behavior in the Ghetto out where your parents can find it.

03-14-2006, 01:53 PM	#6
nerrad Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 06, 2003 Location: pfunkytown Posts: 1,253	If you are afraid of a bully, don't invite him to stay the weekend.

03-14-2006, 05:30 PM	#7
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Don't spend whatever money you get on voice lessons. She is just going to marry a man and not have a career anyways.

03-14-2006, 07:46 PM	#9
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,065	Don't ask a female out in front of your family because if she rejects you, u will be embarrased-LOL

03-14-2006, 08:37 PM	#11
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Don't say something if it doesn't make sense e.g. "Over my dead snow shoes..."

03-14-2006, 09:14 PM	#13
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	If a rich man who formerly lived in the ghetto wants to buy your son's paintings...THEN DAMNIT! LET HIM BUY THEM...don't let a pimp be the one to sponsor your son.

03-15-2006, 12:25 PM	#14
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	When you have lunch with your boss, tell your husband right away when you get home so he doesn't start an argument with you. Tell your daughter to accept the full four year scholorship because it doesn't matter, she doesn't need to join the stupid sorority anyways. When your daughter keeps falling in love, you need to sit and talk with her. When your daughter wants to marry a man from Kenya and he comes from a tribe that allows polygamy, INQUIRE RIGHT THEN AND THERE if those are his intentions with your daughter. If your grocery store is selling really cheap meat, DON'T BUY IT. don't marry an atheist.

03-17-2006, 08:31 AM	#15
GARFIELDKOOL Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 02, 2004 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 7,204	Don't invite an ex-con over when you play the lotto Don't show strangers where you hide your silver Don't show your family where you hid your gun pay your phone bill on time When you buy your meat from the supermarket, look at the expiration date.