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jpcanes · 03-05-2006, 02:17 PM

these are the little 1-2 minute segments that usually have nothing to do with the storyline of the show,but add a lot to the show itself.
One of my favs.is from "Switch Sitters" when Doug asks Carrie where the scissors are and she goes into a big speech.
Another one would be "King Pong" when Doug and Carrie are on the couch and Doug won't let Carrie get up because he is comfortable in the position they are in.that goes out the window when his hot pocket needs to be rotated.

Carrie"I have been a tour guide in my own kitchen long enough."

Carrie:"Once again your underpants have me against the ropes!"

I know you all have your own favs.Let's hear 'em.

sweetdiggity · 03-05-2006, 02:32 PM

I love the one where Doug and Carrie are caught outside in the rain, they are trying to get the keys to open the door, meanwhile Arthur is sitting inside listening "Crazy kids"

And the one from "Prints Charming" where Doug keeps talking with the scary voice Carrie hates, he goes outside and calls her from his cell and uses the voice, so Carrie locks the door, and leaves the phone on..

i love yours too jp,

Carrie: "What would you do if I died? would you just sit here and soil yourself? or would you..HUH!! remember where something is?"

SpenceOlchin · 03-05-2006, 03:21 PM

I found this opening hilarious and was saddened that it was cut out in syndication. Its on "Assaulted Nuts" I believe and Arthur is calling to Douglas asking him where "The Naked Channel" is and meanwhile Carrie is trying to get some work done. I thought it was hilarious

Arthur: What channels the naked channel

Doug: We don't get the naked channel

Arthur: Yes we do, we were watching it last night

Doug: That was Nightline

One of my all time favorites

sanrio908 · 03-05-2006, 08:51 PM

im not sure what episode it was from but it was when doug, carrie, and arthur were eating pizza and doug and arthur were deciding who was gonna get the last slice, but in the end carrie took it.

the truth · 03-07-2006, 07:13 PM

Others - (don't remember the titles of the eps)

-- The one where Doug keeps calling home from work to get the phone messages and he asks Arthur to quit picking up the phone and to let the answering machine get it, but Arthur can't stop answering it, thus costing Doug his change every time he dials from the pay phone.

-- The one where Doug shocks Carrie when they're sitting on the couch (unintentionally) but then gets up to go to bed and shocks her intentionally by sneaking up behind her and touching her cheek. They then try to shock each other but to no avail. (Carrie: OUCH!....You rotten bastard! Why'd you do that?)

sweetdiggity · 03-07-2006, 07:20 PM

I love the one where they try to shock eachother too! I just remembered one of my favs.......During a thunderstorm, Doug says to Carrie "It's nasty outside, you wanna get nasty in here?" She turns him down, then the lights blow out, Carrie tells him to get the flashlight....he's looking for it and when lightening strikes you can see him holding her thong....he ends up lighting a candle, and eventually burning himself.....

HuntingtonM15 · 03-07-2006, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by the truth

-- The one where Doug keeps calling home from work to get the phone messages and he asks Arthur to quit picking up the phone and to let the answering machine get it, but Arthur can't stop answering it, thus costing Doug his change every time he dials from the pay phone.

Does anyone know which episode this is from? I can't think of it right now. JP is usually good with answering these!

jpcanes · 03-07-2006, 10:02 PM

Oh boy.
That one is escaping my memory right now,but I 'll bet my girl sweetdiggty knows it.

jpcanes · 03-07-2006, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sanrio908

im not sure what episode it was from but it was when doug, carrie, and arthur were eating pizza and doug and arthur were deciding who was gonna get the last slice, but in the end carrie took it.

that's "The Shmenkmans"from season 2.

jpcanes · 03-07-2006, 10:41 PM

[QUOTE-I love the one where Doug and Carrie are caught outside in the rain, they are trying to get the keys to open the door, meanwhile Arthur is sitting inside listening "Crazy kids"

QUOTE]

That's "Roast Chicken" season 3.

jpcanes · 03-07-2006, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by the truth

Others - (don't remember the titles of the eps)

-- The one where Doug keeps calling home from work to get the phone messages and he asks Arthur to quit picking up the phone and to let the answering machine get it, but Arthur can't stop answering it, thus costing Doug his change every time he dials from the pay phone.

It's "Deacon Blues" season3.

sweetdiggity · 05-21-2006, 10:19 PM

"Secret Garden"

The grill keeps goin' out,and Doug tries to re-light it.It flares up on him-

Doug:"THAT'S IT WE'RE GETTING A NEW GRILL!!"
Carrie:"we don't need a new grill you just did it wrong."
Doug:"I DON'T HAVE ANY EYEBROWS!!!"

LivinLaarge · 05-22-2006, 04:45 PM

Doug and Carrei are sleeping
The beeping of the fire detector starts
Carrie-doug. go get that
Doug-what?
Carrie-i cant sleep with the beeping
DOug-just pretend its a truck backing up
Carrie-DOUG!!!
he gets up checks all the batteries and takes them out
he gets back in the bed
Doug-there
Carrie-what if there is a fire
Doug gets back up

honolulugator · 05-22-2006, 04:53 PM

-the one where doug and carrie start dancing in the living room to some song they hear on tv.

-the one where doug has to get into their suv from through the sunroof because cars parked too close on both sides.

jpcanes · 05-22-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by honolulugator

-the one where doug and carrie start dancing in the living room to some song they hear on tv.

That's "Boogie Oogie Oogie" and I'll let you know that is going on the KoQ Sdtk.

03-05-2006, 02:17 PM	#1
jpcanes Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 28, 2005 Location: The L.R.G.'s Indiana Office Posts: 1,744	Favorite Openings these are the little 1-2 minute segments that usually have nothing to do with the storyline of the show,but add a lot to the show itself. One of my favs.is from "Switch Sitters" when Doug asks Carrie where the scissors are and she goes into a big speech. Another one would be "King Pong" when Doug and Carrie are on the couch and Doug won't let Carrie get up because he is comfortable in the position they are in.that goes out the window when his hot pocket needs to be rotated. Carrie"I have been a tour guide in my own kitchen long enough." Carrie:"Once again your underpants have me against the ropes!" I know you all have your own favs.Let's hear 'em.
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03-05-2006, 02:32 PM	#2
sweetdiggity King of comedy!!! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 08, 2005 Location: L.R.G. Headquarters Posts: 2,258	I love the one where Doug and Carrie are caught outside in the rain, they are trying to get the keys to open the door, meanwhile Arthur is sitting inside listening "Crazy kids" And the one from "Prints Charming" where Doug keeps talking with the scary voice Carrie hates, he goes outside and calls her from his cell and uses the voice, so Carrie locks the door, and leaves the phone on.. i love yours too jp, Carrie: "What would you do if I died? would you just sit here and soil yourself? or would you..HUH!! remember where something is?"
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03-07-2006, 10:41 PM	#10
jpcanes Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 28, 2005 Location: The L.R.G.'s Indiana Office Posts: 1,744	[QUOTE-I love the one where Doug and Carrie are caught outside in the rain, they are trying to get the keys to open the door, meanwhile Arthur is sitting inside listening "Crazy kids"QUOTE] That's "Roast Chicken" season 3.

05-22-2006, 04:45 PM	#13
LivinLaarge BEefaY! Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 27, 2006 Location: NC but im from Brooklyn Posts: 852	Doug and Carrei are sleeping The beeping of the fire detector starts Carrie-doug. go get that Doug-what? Carrie-i cant sleep with the beeping DOug-just pretend its a truck backing up Carrie-DOUG!!! he gets up checks all the batteries and takes them out he gets back in the bed Doug-there Carrie-what if there is a fire Doug gets back up
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05-22-2006, 04:53 PM	#14
honolulugator Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Feb 16, 2006 Location: Honolulu Posts: 98	-the one where doug and carrie start dancing in the living room to some song they hear on tv. -the one where doug has to get into their suv from through the sunroof because cars parked too close on both sides.
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03-05-2006, 03:21 PM	#3
SpenceOlchin Member Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 28, 2005 Posts: 562	I found this opening hilarious and was saddened that it was cut out in syndication. Its on "Assaulted Nuts" I believe and Arthur is calling to Douglas asking him where "The Naked Channel" is and meanwhile Carrie is trying to get some work done. I thought it was hilarious Arthur: What channels the naked channel Doug: We don't get the naked channel Arthur: Yes we do, we were watching it last night Doug: That was Nightline One of my all time favorites

03-05-2006, 08:51 PM	#4
sanrio908 Not ur average wife Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2005 Location: Going to CA. for the Hollywood Shop til' ya drop(just need an excuse to get out of school.....) Posts: 285	im not sure what episode it was from but it was when doug, carrie, and arthur were eating pizza and doug and arthur were deciding who was gonna get the last slice, but in the end carrie took it.

03-07-2006, 07:13 PM	#5
the truth Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 26, 2002 Posts: 403	Others - (don't remember the titles of the eps) -- The one where Doug keeps calling home from work to get the phone messages and he asks Arthur to quit picking up the phone and to let the answering machine get it, but Arthur can't stop answering it, thus costing Doug his change every time he dials from the pay phone. -- The one where Doug shocks Carrie when they're sitting on the couch (unintentionally) but then gets up to go to bed and shocks her intentionally by sneaking up behind her and touching her cheek. They then try to shock each other but to no avail. (Carrie: OUCH!....You rotten bastard! Why'd you do that?)

03-07-2006, 07:20 PM	#6
sweetdiggity King of comedy!!! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 08, 2005 Location: L.R.G. Headquarters Posts: 2,258	I love the one where they try to shock eachother too! I just remembered one of my favs.......During a thunderstorm, Doug says to Carrie "It's nasty outside, you wanna get nasty in here?" She turns him down, then the lights blow out, Carrie tells him to get the flashlight....he's looking for it and when lightening strikes you can see him holding her thong....he ends up lighting a candle, and eventually burning himself.....

03-07-2006, 10:02 PM	#8
jpcanes Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 28, 2005 Location: The L.R.G.'s Indiana Office Posts: 1,744	Oh boy. That one is escaping my memory right now,but I 'll bet my girl sweetdiggty knows it.

05-21-2006, 10:19 PM	#12
sweetdiggity King of comedy!!! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 08, 2005 Location: L.R.G. Headquarters Posts: 2,258	"Secret Garden" The grill keeps goin' out,and Doug tries to re-light it.It flares up on him- Doug:"THAT'S IT WE'RE GETTING A NEW GRILL!!" Carrie:"we don't need a new grill you just did it wrong." Doug:"I DON'T HAVE ANY EYEBROWS!!!"