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Brett Ferino · 03-29-2001, 09:14 PM

What is it and why?

MARFAR104 · 04-10-2001, 02:23 PM

BUBBA IS SITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH READING ABOUT THE CIVIL WAR AND SAYS TO MAMA," IT SAYS HERE THAT THE WOMEN WERE OFTEN LEFT ALONE FOR WEEKS AT A TIME! WHEW! BET YOU WERE SCARED GRANDMA!" OF COURSE MAMA HAD A SHARP RETORT! THAT MIGHT NOT BE THE EXACT QUOTE BUT IT'S CLOSE!

zack · 01-27-2002, 11:10 PM

Two Thelma quotes:
I never could respect anybody who'd marry one of my kids!

When you get to be my age you learn to respect the dead. You don't want to tick off anybody you might be seeing soon!

Blair85 · 02-01-2002, 08:47 PM

Some Thelma quotes...
"Gooood Lord!"
"Don't lay that at my doorstep!"
"I'm just a poor old widow woman."
I'll think of more....

SYonack · 02-06-2002, 11:49 AM

the Quotes I like best are

1) When Mama Yells "the Neighbors are just loving this !"

2) When Mama say Oh ooooooo

marmalade · 02-10-2002, 05:51 PM

"Well what the..."

ClesStahn · 03-12-2002, 01:14 PM

Vinton: Mama, look what you've done!
Vinton: Maa-muhh!
Thelma, when she talks to Carl, lol.

TALLguyinKY · 03-18-2002, 04:31 PM

God, it's impossible to pick only 1---and I like the ones y'all said so far (especially the "you learn to respect the dead" one).

One of my favorites that always cracks me and my sister up is from the video camera episode:

Mama: "Lord, well it better not be one of them trashy music videos with a bunch of misfits in spandex gyratin' in the fog."

Lol, I get the giggles just typin' it!

ClesStahn · 03-18-2002, 06:57 PM

Heh.

DB1701 · 03-28-2002, 06:50 PM

EPISODE WHERE IOLA HAS HER CAT FREEZE-DRIED AND IS ABOUT TO SHOW IT TO HER MOTHER.

MAMA: "ARE YOU CRAZY... YOU CAN'T SPRING KITTY RUXBIN ON THAT OLD LADY"

NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE EXACT QUOTE, BUT THAT IS THE GIST OF IT.

GREAT SHOW.

neo123 · 03-29-2002, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by marmalade
"Well what the..."

I LOVE that one!!

ClesStahn · 03-30-2002, 12:56 AM

Yeah, like the episode where she gets hit by the pan, lol.

03-29-2001, 09:14 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	FAVE QUOTE What is it and why?

03-18-2002, 04:31 PM	#8
TALLguyinKY Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 18, 2002 Posts: 1,439	God, it's impossible to pick only 1---and I like the ones y'all said so far (especially the "you learn to respect the dead" one). One of my favorites that always cracks me and my sister up is from the video camera episode: Mama: "Lord, well it better not be one of them trashy music videos with a bunch of misfits in spandex gyratin' in the fog." Lol, I get the giggles just typin' it!
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04-10-2001, 02:23 PM	#2
MARFAR104 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 07, 2001 Location: MICHIGAN Posts: 153	BUBBA IS SITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH READING ABOUT THE CIVIL WAR AND SAYS TO MAMA," IT SAYS HERE THAT THE WOMEN WERE OFTEN LEFT ALONE FOR WEEKS AT A TIME! WHEW! BET YOU WERE SCARED GRANDMA!" OF COURSE MAMA HAD A SHARP RETORT! THAT MIGHT NOT BE THE EXACT QUOTE BUT IT'S CLOSE!

01-27-2002, 11:10 PM	#3
zack Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 02, 2001 Posts: 172	Two Thelma quotes: I never could respect anybody who'd marry one of my kids! When you get to be my age you learn to respect the dead. You don't want to tick off anybody you might be seeing soon!

02-01-2002, 08:47 PM	#4
Blair85 Emmaline Senior Member Join Date: Dec 05, 2000 Location: U.S. Posts: 1,076	Some Thelma quotes... "Gooood Lord!" "Don't lay that at my doorstep!" "I'm just a poor old widow woman." I'll think of more....

02-06-2002, 11:49 AM	#5
SYonack Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 12, 2000 Location: Dallas,Texas,United States Posts: 95	the Quotes I like best are 1) When Mama Yells "the Neighbors are just loving this !" 2) When Mama say Oh ooooooo

02-10-2002, 05:51 PM	#6
marmalade Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 18, 2001 Location: Louisiana Posts: 469	"Well what the..."

03-12-2002, 01:14 PM	#7
ClesStahn Senior Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 30, 2001 Posts: 500	Vinton: Mama, look what you've done! Vinton: Maa-muhh! Thelma, when she talks to Carl, lol.

03-18-2002, 06:57 PM	#9
ClesStahn Senior Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 30, 2001 Posts: 500	Heh.

03-28-2002, 06:50 PM	#10
DB1701 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 23, 2001 Location: Port Charlotte, Florida USA Posts: 7	EPISODE WHERE IOLA HAS HER CAT FREEZE-DRIED AND IS ABOUT TO SHOW IT TO HER MOTHER. MAMA: "ARE YOU CRAZY... YOU CAN'T SPRING KITTY RUXBIN ON THAT OLD LADY" NOT SURE IF THAT'S THE EXACT QUOTE, BUT THAT IS THE GIST OF IT. GREAT SHOW.

03-30-2002, 12:56 AM	#12
ClesStahn Senior Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 30, 2001 Posts: 500	Yeah, like the episode where she gets hit by the pan, lol.