You know you're not a kid anymore when..... - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Penny Lane · 03-03-2006, 09:49 AM

According to Jeff Foxworthy, you're not a kid anymore WHEN....

You enjoy watching the News.

The phone rings and you hope it's not for you.

The only reason you're still awake at 4am is indigestion.

People ask what color your hair USED to be.

You're proud of your lawnmower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't breaking any laws.

You start singing along with the elevator music.

You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.

Your car has four doors.

You routinely check the oil in your car.

You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style--TWICE.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

8 AM is your idea of "sleeping in".

You write Thank You notes without being t old.

Neighbors borrow your tools.

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

Others ask for your recipes.

You start Christmas shopping in August.

You don't like to drive after dark.

You say the words "Turn that music down!"

You point out what buildings used to be where.

You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.

You rake the yard without being told to.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

You can live without sex, but not without your glasses!

Brian Damage · 03-03-2006, 09:53 AM

Funny but true

swedeace · 03-03-2006, 10:34 AM

How true...

Chad Michael Murray · 03-03-2006, 12:43 PM

"YER A REDNECK IF YER GUNRACK HAS A GUNRACK."

James"Thunder"Early · 03-03-2006, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Lane

According to Jeff Foxworthy, you're not a kid anymore WHEN....

You enjoy watching the News.

You start singing along with the elevator music.

8 AM is your idea of "sleeping in"

Me to a T, although I've thought these things when I was still in single digit ages.

phoebe7165 · 03-03-2006, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Lane

According to Jeff Foxworthy, you're not a kid anymore WHEN....

You enjoy watching the News.

Well, most of that was true for me!!

I don't enjoy watching the news much, it's gotten so depressing in recent years!!

Another one - you actually want to get clothes for Christmas.

TVFactFan · 03-03-2006, 01:28 PM

I can defintely live without sex, not because I'm no longer a kid but because I think it's overrated-lol

InspectorExstead · 03-03-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penny Lane

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

8 AM is your idea of "sleeping in".

You write Thank You notes without being told.

So true and so funny!

Bobby F. · 03-03-2006, 05:29 PM

When you have to keep trimming the hair in your nose and ears.

Chad Michael Murray · 03-03-2006, 06:19 PM

I just thought of a new one, too:

When somebody half your age could still be twice your size.

EmoJoe · 03-03-2006, 06:30 PM

some arent true, but funny anyway

Nighthawk76 · 03-03-2006, 06:51 PM

TJL · 03-03-2006, 07:16 PM

TheGenius · 03-04-2006, 10:07 PM

Heres another:
You know you ain't a kid no more when you have consensual sex with a girl and still get charged with rape

Hollow · 03-04-2006, 10:41 PM

You enjoy watching the News.

The phone rings and you hope it's not for you.

People ask what color your hair USED to be.

You don't like to drive after dark.

You point out what buildings used to be where.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

waaahhhhhhh i want to be a kid forveerrrrrr

03-03-2006, 09:49 AM	#1
Penny Lane Butter Pie Forum Icon Join Date: Jul 03, 2001 Location: Beneath the blue suburban skies Posts: 51,261	You know you're not a kid anymore when..... According to Jeff Foxworthy, you're not a kid anymore WHEN.... You enjoy watching the News. The phone rings and you hope it's not for you. The only reason you're still awake at 4am is indigestion. People ask what color your hair USED to be. You're proud of your lawnmower. Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't breaking any laws. You start singing along with the elevator music. You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday. Your car has four doors. You routinely check the oil in your car. You've owned clothes so long that they've come back into style--TWICE. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. 8 AM is your idea of "sleeping in". You write Thank You notes without being t old. Neighbors borrow your tools. You answer a question with "Because I said so!" Others ask for your recipes. You start Christmas shopping in August. You don't like to drive after dark. You say the words "Turn that music down!" You point out what buildings used to be where. You know all the warning signs of a heart attack. You rake the yard without being told to. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. You can live without sex, but not without your glasses!
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03-03-2006, 09:53 AM	#2
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Funny but true
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03-03-2006, 12:43 PM	#4
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03-03-2006, 06:30 PM	#11
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03-03-2006, 07:16 PM	#13
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03-03-2006, 10:34 AM	#3
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	How true...

03-03-2006, 01:28 PM	#7
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,101	I can defintely live without sex, not because I'm no longer a kid but because I think it's overrated-lol

03-03-2006, 05:29 PM	#9
Bobby F. Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 30, 2004 Posts: 3,818	When you have to keep trimming the hair in your nose and ears.

03-03-2006, 06:19 PM	#10
Chad Michael Murray Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,493	I just thought of a new one, too: When somebody half your age could still be twice your size.

03-03-2006, 06:51 PM	#12
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03-04-2006, 10:07 PM	#14
TheGenius Banned Banned!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 24, 2006 Posts: 189	Heres another: You know you ain't a kid no more when you have consensual sex with a girl and still get charged with rape

03-04-2006, 10:41 PM	#15
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	You enjoy watching the News. The phone rings and you hope it's not for you. People ask what color your hair USED to be. You don't like to drive after dark. You point out what buildings used to be where. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. waaahhhhhhh i want to be a kid forveerrrrrr