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lilhave · 02-14-2006, 06:35 PM

Top Ten ways to tell you are fat
10...You dance and make the band skip.
9...You go bungee jumping and go straight to hell.
8...You go to the zoo and elephants throw you peanuts.
7...Your drivers liscense says "Picture continued on other side".
6...You go to a restaraunt and insted of a menu ,you get an estimate.
5...You have to use a boomerang to put a belt on.
4...Your family portrait has stretch marks.
3...People have to take three trains and a bus ride to get on your good side.
2...Your nickname is HOLY *****!.
1...You get runs in your jeans.

Harvey

debwalsh · 02-15-2006, 01:09 PM

Yikes!

I never thought of using a boomerang for the belt ... :>

It's not just lists I like, it's clever lists. Keep 'em comin' ...

02-14-2006, 06:35 PM	#1
lilhave Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 03, 2004 Location: N.Y.C. Posts: 2,294	Since Deb Likes Lists Top Ten ways to tell you are fat 10...You dance and make the band skip. 9...You go bungee jumping and go straight to hell. 8...You go to the zoo and elephants throw you peanuts. 7...Your drivers liscense says "Picture continued on other side". 6...You go to a restaraunt and insted of a menu ,you get an estimate. 5...You have to use a boomerang to put a belt on. 4...Your family portrait has stretch marks. 3...People have to take three trains and a bus ride to get on your good side. 2...Your nickname is HOLY *****!. 1...You get runs in your jeans. Harvey

02-15-2006, 01:09 PM	#2
debwalsh Ancient Archivist Frequent Poster Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 Location: Commonwealth of Pennsylvania Posts: 504	Yikes! I never thought of using a boomerang for the belt ... :> It's not just lists I like, it's clever lists. Keep 'em comin' ...
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