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Family Ties Forever! · 02-13-2006, 05:39 PM

In an e-mail:

Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.

I'm not 40 something, I'm $34,45 plus shipping & handling.

I don't have hot flashes, I have short private vacations in the tropics.

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

I have PMS and ESP. That makes me a bitch that knows everything.

I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.

They lied. Hard work has killed lots of people.

Nighthawk76 · 02-13-2006, 06:27 PM

02-13-2006, 05:39 PM	#1
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	Thoughts - Joke In an e-mail: Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. I only have a kitchen because it came with the house. I'm not 40 something, I'm $34,45 plus shipping & handling. I don't have hot flashes, I have short private vacations in the tropics. If it's not one thing, it's your mother. I have PMS and ESP. That makes me a bitch that knows everything. I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire. Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants. They lied. Hard work has killed lots of people.
	__________________ Jenny

02-13-2006, 06:27 PM	#2
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254