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Elvis Fonzie Dean · 02-13-2006, 05:43 AM

I am sweating now from all that tension of being inside all that time.I had my girlfriend over and my dad caught us making out on the couch.He kicked my girlfriend to the curb and chased after me with a hammer.Luckily I made it to hide in the closet.I was just in there for hours.It was dark, hot, and it smelled bad.I looked around and in horror I saw one of my brother's dirty dirt underwear.I fell down because of the shock and smell and was engulfed by large sweaters.Because of the horrible conditions and darkness I tried to get out of there quickly, but I slammed my face into the closet wall in the opposite direction.Then, I stood up and turned around and tried to run out, but I ran right into a hanger.There was a fly sworming around my brother's underwear and it was annoying the crap out of me.It also scared me because I couldn't see.After that disgusting piece of crap went in my MOUTH, I rushed to find the way out.I would have screamed for help, but my dad was yelling at our neighbor, who's my friend, outside threatening to him him over the head with a hammer if he didn't tell him where I am and I didn't wanna get my brains bashed in.I was shaking, sweating, and extremely hot.I took two pieces of wood off the wall and rubbed them together for a small fire so I could see.I saw the door and finally got out.That was about five hours and it was the worst experience of my life.

Chad22 · 02-13-2006, 05:46 AM

Stormtracker TF · 02-13-2006, 05:46 AM

Glad to hear you finally came out of the closet, Man.

TJL · 02-13-2006, 05:54 AM

You should write a song with R Kelly.

Stormtracker TF · 02-13-2006, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TJL

You should write a song with R Kelly.

LOL

Elvis Fonzie Dean · 02-13-2006, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TJL

You should write a song with R Kelly.

Dumballa · 02-13-2006, 11:00 AM

Don't fear tha hamma.
Neva fear tha hammer.

Holly · 02-13-2006, 11:26 AM

EmoJoe · 02-13-2006, 12:25 PM

EmoJoe · 02-13-2006, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webwarrior762004

Sounds to me like he was hiding from an abusive father.

Sterling Holobyte · 02-13-2006, 01:42 PM

Did you clean it out while you were in there, eminem?

MsOrange · 02-13-2006, 01:58 PM

am I the only one lost?

Nighthawk76 · 02-13-2006, 02:04 PM

robyrob · 02-13-2006, 02:21 PM

*pushes efd back into closet*

Stormtracker TF · 02-13-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsOrange

am I the only one lost?

I personally don't think many people get EFD. I know I don't.

02-13-2006, 05:43 AM	#1
Elvis Fonzie Dean Member Moderator Forum Star Join Date: Jan 02, 2003 Location: theUSofA Posts: 16,672	I Just came out of the closet I am sweating now from all that tension of being inside all that time.I had my girlfriend over and my dad caught us making out on the couch.He kicked my girlfriend to the curb and chased after me with a hammer.Luckily I made it to hide in the closet.I was just in there for hours.It was dark, hot, and it smelled bad.I looked around and in horror I saw one of my brother's dirty dirt underwear.I fell down because of the shock and smell and was engulfed by large sweaters.Because of the horrible conditions and darkness I tried to get out of there quickly, but I slammed my face into the closet wall in the opposite direction.Then, I stood up and turned around and tried to run out, but I ran right into a hanger.There was a fly sworming around my brother's underwear and it was annoying the crap out of me.It also scared me because I couldn't see.After that disgusting piece of crap went in my MOUTH, I rushed to find the way out.I would have screamed for help, but my dad was yelling at our neighbor, who's my friend, outside threatening to him him over the head with a hammer if he didn't tell him where I am and I didn't wanna get my brains bashed in.I was shaking, sweating, and extremely hot.I took two pieces of wood off the wall and rubbed them together for a small fire so I could see.I saw the door and finally got out.That was about five hours and it was the worst experience of my life.
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02-13-2006, 05:46 AM	#3
Stormtracker TF Happy Easter! Moderator Forum Idol Join Date: Jul 19, 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 102,598	Glad to hear you finally came out of the closet, Man.
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02-13-2006, 05:54 AM	#4
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	You should write a song with R Kelly.
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02-13-2006, 12:25 PM	#9
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02-13-2006, 01:42 PM	#11
Sterling Holobyte Harper House Senior Member Join Date: Nov 07, 2002 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 2,896	Did you clean it out while you were in there, eminem?
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02-13-2006, 05:46 AM	#2
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02-13-2006, 11:00 AM	#7
Dumballa Sight beyond sight. Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 05, 2005 Location: Lighthouse Point Posts: 6,384	Don't fear tha hamma. Neva fear tha hammer.

02-13-2006, 11:26 AM	#8
Holly I LOVE SUNSETS :) Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: Albany NY Posts: 5,748

02-13-2006, 01:58 PM	#12
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	am I the only one lost?

02-13-2006, 02:04 PM	#13
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02-13-2006, 02:21 PM	#14
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