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jpcanes · 01-27-2006, 02:53 AM

...or is it KoQgirl?

have a great day!!
let's all throw some of our favorite KOQ quotes at her
to help make her day EXTRA special!!
I'll kick it off...

From"Queasy Rider" season 2:

Deacon to Doug:"So uh,you wanna shoot some pool Mrs.Heffernan"?
Richie:"Yeah,we could spot ya two balls".

Arthur:"I got a job interview in the morning".
Carrie:"Really?Good for you.What for"?
Arthur:"Head of pediatrics--Long Island Jewish".
Carrie:"Great.Sure hope you don't get it.

From "Court Date" season 1

Arthur and Carrie talking about Carrie's "date" with the cop.

Carrie:"I just went to dinner with him to get out of that ticket".
Arthur: "You don't have to shield me from this.I'm a big boy".
Carrie:"I'm telling you the truth".
Arthur(yelling):You're shutting me out!For God sakes take a look
at yourself!You're pale!You're gaunt!You sleep the whole day!
You're killing yourself!!....No wait,that's my drug speech.Gimme ten minutes.

I just watched this episode last week for the first time in a while.One of those eps.that get funnier every time I watch it.

Mrs_O'Boyle · 01-27-2006, 07:51 AM

Happy Birthday KOQgirl! Funny, I just posted to ya on the other board...and came over here to check out this board after jp was kind enough to provide the link!

Ok, the first quote that comes to mind is the one where Doug quit his IPS job cuz he thought he was a shoe in at Fed Ex. he sits down with his "friend" who immediately starts to interview him, "So, what does Doug bring to the table?"

"Wait, I thought you said I could 'write my own ticket?'"

"Well, what did you want me to say, you're the fattest I have ever seen you?"

I also liked when Doug was using TWO icing packets for one toaster strudel. He said, "happy now...sad later."

Mrs_O'Boyle · 01-27-2006, 07:53 AM

jp-where did you get that awesome avatar? My DH would love that picture!

Also, we are neighbors! I am in west Broward!

jpcanes · 01-27-2006, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs_O'Boyle

jp-where did you get that awesome avatar? My DH would love that picture!

Also, we are neighbors! I am in west Broward!

howdie neighbor!!check your email

Mrs_O'Boyle · 01-27-2006, 12:50 PM

Thank you! I got it!

sweetdiggity · 01-27-2006, 01:22 PM

Thank you you guys...them qoutes are hilarious-you made my day!!! All you King of Queens fans are GREAT!!!

HuntingtonM15 · 01-27-2006, 03:53 PM

Happy Birthday!!!!!

01-27-2006, 02:53 AM	#1
jpcanes Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 28, 2005 Location: The L.R.G.'s Indiana Office Posts: 1,744	Happy B-Day sweetdiggity... ...or is it KoQgirl? have a great day!! let's all throw some of our favorite KOQ quotes at her to help make her day EXTRA special!! I'll kick it off... From"Queasy Rider" season 2: Deacon to Doug:"So uh,you wanna shoot some pool Mrs.Heffernan"? Richie:"Yeah,we could spot ya two balls". Arthur:"I got a job interview in the morning". Carrie:"Really?Good for you.What for"? Arthur:"Head of pediatrics--Long Island Jewish". Carrie:"Great.Sure hope you don't get it. From "Court Date" season 1 Arthur and Carrie talking about Carrie's "date" with the cop. Carrie:"I just went to dinner with him to get out of that ticket". Arthur: "You don't have to shield me from this.I'm a big boy". Carrie:"I'm telling you the truth". Arthur(yelling):You're shutting me out!For God sakes take a look at yourself!You're pale!You're gaunt!You sleep the whole day! You're killing yourself!!....No wait,that's my drug speech.Gimme ten minutes. I just watched this episode last week for the first time in a while.One of those eps.that get funnier every time I watch it.

01-27-2006, 07:51 AM	#2
Mrs_O'Boyle Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2006 Posts: 13	Happy Birthday KOQgirl! Funny, I just posted to ya on the other board...and came over here to check out this board after jp was kind enough to provide the link! Ok, the first quote that comes to mind is the one where Doug quit his IPS job cuz he thought he was a shoe in at Fed Ex. he sits down with his "friend" who immediately starts to interview him, "So, what does Doug bring to the table?" "Wait, I thought you said I could 'write my own ticket?'" "Well, what did you want me to say, you're the fattest I have ever seen you?" I also liked when Doug was using TWO icing packets for one toaster strudel. He said, "happy now...sad later."

01-27-2006, 07:53 AM	#3
Mrs_O'Boyle Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2006 Posts: 13	jp-where did you get that awesome avatar? My DH would love that picture! Also, we are neighbors! I am in west Broward!

01-27-2006, 12:50 PM	#5
Mrs_O'Boyle Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 27, 2006 Posts: 13	Thank you! I got it!

01-27-2006, 01:22 PM	#6
sweetdiggity King of comedy!!! Senior Member Join Date: Oct 08, 2005 Location: L.R.G. Headquarters Posts: 2,258	Thank you you guys...them qoutes are hilarious-you made my day!!! All you King of Queens fans are GREAT!!!

01-27-2006, 03:53 PM	#7
HuntingtonM15 That Bothers Me Moderator Forum Star Join Date: Jun 20, 2003 Location: Metro Detroit Posts: 11,060	Happy Birthday!!!!!