SimpsonBirds 2: Here We Go Again

[Race's Girl]

Who's who (for those who can't remember). An Interview with the Cast.

Homer Simpson is Jeff Tracy. WOO HOO! I like to think of myself in charge of a real powerful organisation like International Rescue so that is why I got this role. After the last one which proved that I was capable, I might just have to start my own but rest assured I'll be hiring these guys too.

Jimbo Jones is Scott Tracy. Me and Scott are so alike, we're loved by everyone and our friends/ brothers look up to us and always do as we tell them. I'm totally glad a new story is being made; this means that again, I can show how good I am in the guise of a hero.

Kearney is John Tracy. Well, I'd really wanna beat Bart up in this movie so I just do as I'm told just like John. All I hope for is that I don't get blown up this time; it isn't any fun.

Nelson Muntz is Virgil Tracy. I like having fun and hanging around with my pals Dolph, Kearney and Jimbo, I was let down in SimsponBirds so the author's promised me that I'll fly something this time, I just can't wait. Ha ha.

Dolph is Gordon Tracy. I'm not as stupid as people say I am, I can't wait to get into that uniform again and get something more to say, the author's promised that I'll get to say loads more, so watch out, plenty of stupidness is on it's way.

Bart Simpson is Alan Tracy. I was one of best actors in the movie so that's why I'm playing Alan, the main character; I don't, whatever the author thinks, have a bad temper. Sorry what was that, author, Alan isn't the main character, ay carumba.

Lisa Simpson is TinTin. I love TinTin's fashion sense and can't wait to wear some of the clothes, hopefully this time, they won't get ruined. I also like the idea of having special powers; I can't wait to be able to get my own way all the time.

Professor Frink is Brains. Well glavin, I don't know what to say, I don't think I'm anything like Brains; I just tend to make a mess which I eventually fix almost magically. Oh, now I understand, well, I'll do my best to please everyone.

Milhouse Van Houten is Fermat Hackenbacker. Seeing as Professor Frink's playing Brains, I was the perfect choice for Fermat, I just hope that there's not as many mistakes this time around; I don't think I'll be able to stand it again.

Marge Simspon is Lady Penelope. I own a pink Chanel suit; I'd have everything pink just like Lady Penelope, if Homer hadn't found out that they had stopped making pink paint. Wait a minute, where did they get the pink paint for this story, HOMER!

Waylon Smithers is Parker. I felt like working with Mr Bruns when I was working with Mrs Simpson and Mr Burns said I'd be a good sidekick, I loved the butler's uniform too. Hopefully, I'll be able to wear some more comfortable clothes, rather than that chauffer suit. What was that, author, yes? Thank you.

Sideshow Bob is The Hood. After being humiliated way too many times by Bart Simpson, I'm back again to get my revenge, watch out, Bart, I'm more evil than ever before, mwahahahahahaha.

Apu Nahasapemapatelon is Kyrano. I still do not know why I am Kyrano but I will do my best, maybe I will ask my brother Sanjay to help out this time.

Manjula Nahasapemapatelon is Onaha. I refuse to be parted from my husband so here I am making the food for the rest of the cast maybe I should reconsider.

Edna Krabappel is Transom. When I heard that Sideshow Bob was going to be in this new story, I had to be in it too, I hope he still likes me like he said he did, if not, there's always Prfoessor Frink so be prepared for some cringe worthy romance scenes. Ha.

Seymour Skinner is Mullion. Good Lord, I'll do anything to get myself publicity; it might just help me win Edna's heart again. As you can read, I've been working out since my last outing, hope you like my rippling muscles.

Kent Brockman is Lisa Lowe (the journalist). People always claim that I bug them, if I could do this role again, I'd deffinatly take it therefore I'm getting as close to being in this second movie as possible.

Grandma Simpson is Grandma Tracy. Well after that attempt last time, I've managed to talk some sense into the author and she's promised that I'll have many lines and lots of fun, this story'll be a lot better, I promise.

Lenny, Carl, Barney, Moe and the others are the extras. Well seeing as we got the most scene time and laughs, we had to be in this sequel. We all enjoyed the variety that being an extra created so prepare for more of us being rescued, being school kids and of course, being bad.

Chapter 1- Escape

Sideshow Bob, Seymour and Edna, with the help of their evil henchmen, Lenny, Carl and Barney, escape from prison, is anyone on Earth safe?

In the dark waters of the English Channel, a secret submarine surfaced allowing it's occupants to peek at the stunning white cliffs that were before them.

"Well, we're here, the white cliffs of Dover." concluded Lenny, one of Sideshow Bob's evil henchmen.

It had been many weeks since the incident on Tracy Island and still no one could be bothered to look for the missing enemy submarine and it's evil operators, Lenny, Carl and Barney. All anybody cared about was that Sideshow Bob, Seymour and Edna were safely behind bars, what they failed to realise was that was about to change.

"Aw, nuts, what are we supposed to do now?" asked Carl.

"Wait for Sideshow Bob, he said he'd be here," Barney paused as he looked at his watch and then belched as loud as he could. "Now."

Sure enough, they heard a clunk that told them someone was boarding and within seconds, they were reunited with their wicked allies. Sideshow Bob inclined his head in thanks to his favourite three henchmen before taking his place under the red light making him look more sinister than ever. Edna sat behind her beloved computer, all the while smiling at Sidehsow Bob who smiled back until he got bored. Seymour stood with his arms folded gazing for the first time in age's at the most wonderful sight he had ever seen: himself in the mirror.

"Sideshow Bob, how did you get out?" asked Lenny as Carl and Barney nodded their heads in agreement.

"Well, Gentlemen, come here and with the help of my snake staff, I'll show you." he replied with a smug smile.

The three men gathered around their leader eager to find out how he had eluded the British Police. The snake staff eyes glowed red and magically projected the scene.

Sideshow Bob sat alone in a dingy cell alone and friendless. His face was in his hands hiding the look of despair on his face, he took a deep breath and sighed, there had to be a way out of this. Then, he heard a clang which caused Sideshow Bob to roll his eyes, the incompetent prison guards were on their way and then the idea came to him. Three familiar men entered his room wearing the dreary dark blue prison guard uniform.

"Come on, Terrwilger, time for your morning exercise." said Chief Wiggum, he looked tired, but who could blame him, prison guards work long hours and receive peanuts in payment (which is alright if you're an elephant, not a big fat tub of lard).

"I don't think I can today, Officers, my leg's really playing me up something terrible, you'll have to give me my staff so that I can walk." explained Sideshow Bob hoping that Chief Wiggum and his partners, Lou and Eddie took the bait.

The three prison guards looked at each other, they had been ordered not to allow Sideshow Bob to see anything about the SimpsonBirds, see his criminal companions, be alone with him and- there was something else they knew but could they remember? No. Too few sleeping hours had taken it's toll so they concluded that it was safe to give Sideshow Bob his precious snake staff.

"There you go, Terrwiliger, now come-" managed Lou before Sideshow Bob had him and his colleagues under his spell.

"You'll lead me to Edna Krabappel and Seymour Skinner, then you'll help me get out of this prison, call my associates and take me to the white cliffs of Dover, is that understood?" ordered Sideshow Bob.

"Yes, Sideshow Bob." they replied obediently as they led Sideshow Bob out of his dark cell.

Sideshow Bob smiled, he could smell freedom, it was just around the corner and soon, he would be able to punish those who had disgraced him so publicly. He would triumph this time, he was sure. The three officers showed Sideshow Bob to his friends Edna and Seymour, Sideshow Bob took care of any extra hopeless prison guards with a quick glare from his snake staff. Soon, they had arrived.

"Sideshow Bob, I knew you'd rescue me, thank you, thank you." said Edna.

Seymour grunted his thanks; he had hoped that he would have broken down the cell door and then have made a miraculous recovery like in SimpsonBirds, unfortunately the author had forgotten about that minor detail. Sideshow Bob, with the help of his staff, made short work of freeing his friends and they quickly made their way past all the officers that stood in their way whether they were prison guards, police or tourists. Eventually, the evil trio found themselves in their own evil sub ready for the next stage of their plan.