Tequila - the answer to shyness (humor) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

swedeace · 01-25-2006, 10:37 AM

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

MsOrange · 01-25-2006, 02:52 PM

robyrob · 01-25-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by swedeace

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

i have a number of scars and various injuries that would disprove that "SAFE and natural" claim

i CAN however verify the "naked Twister" phenomenon

Kazza · 01-25-2006, 03:50 PM

After posting the topic on my dd's issue, I don't see the humor on this. Sorry.

The Chauffeur · 01-25-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by robyrob

i CAN however verify the "naked Twister" phenomenon

I can see there's story yet to me about, huh?

Dutabi84 · 01-25-2006, 05:21 PM

I'm thinking I should get myself on a constant tequila drip.

robyrob · 01-25-2006, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chauffeur

I can see there's story yet to me about, huh?

i think its easier if I just show you when I get home...

The Chauffeur · 01-25-2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by robyrob

i think its easier if I just show you when I get home...

you'll get out of nothing that easily

Mr. Stefani · 01-25-2006, 06:45 PM

1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor

MsOrange · 01-26-2006, 08:46 AM

at everyone in this thread

01-25-2006, 10:37 AM	#1
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Tequila - the answer to shyness (humor) Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®. Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®. Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

01-25-2006, 02:52 PM	#2
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133

01-25-2006, 03:50 PM	#4
Kazza Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Oct 17, 2003 Posts: 3,244	After posting the topic on my dd's issue, I don't see the humor on this. Sorry.

01-25-2006, 05:21 PM	#6
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	I'm thinking I should get myself on a constant tequila drip.

01-25-2006, 06:45 PM	#9
Mr. Stefani Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 15, 2001 Posts: 20,757	1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila floor

01-26-2006, 08:46 AM	#10
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	at everyone in this thread