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Ohio8 · 01-22-2006, 05:41 PM

Jerry (to Elaine): "Boy a little too much chlorine in that gene pool."

Elaine: "It shrinks?" Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle." George: "It. Just. Does." Elaine: "I don't see how how you guys walk around with those things..."

mr brownstone · 01-23-2006, 04:17 AM

mrs costanza - "dont eat so fast u cant taste it" frank "festivus for the rest of us" george - i zipped up.... i couldnt go over there the way i was"
kramer - "u shouldnt brush 24 hrs before u see the dentist"
jerry's material for that guy - "the mug is round the jar is round they should call it round teen. elaines mechanic boyfreind. whats his name again? - "thats right"

Seinatra · 01-24-2006, 06:35 PM

"that guy" Kenny Bania

"Elaines Boyfriend" - David Puddy

Quotes: Too many to list, "Not on my watch"
"Voodoo Rattle Torture"
"You getting to be an annoying little task yourself"
"Your a funny fu$#"

rusyd · 01-25-2006, 01:28 AM

I have a lot of fav quotes that I used to rattle off on Seinlanguage thread but it died off.

4CYLS · 01-29-2006, 06:58 PM

My all time favorite Quote is from George,

"Where's your wine???"
"Get out!!!"

HAHAHA!!!

Ohio8 · 03-09-2006, 12:50 AM

Bania (to Kramer): "Hey. That's a woman's dressing room". Kramer: "There's nothing in there that I haven't seen before."

Unscarred · 04-04-2006, 11:37 AM

Jerry: Its ILLEGAL!
Kramer: Its NOT illegal.
Jerry: Its against the law.
Kramer: Well... yeah.

TBrady · 08-24-2006, 06:17 AM

Manager: I'm sorry, our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters.
Jerry: Oh, come on. He's just a lonely old man. All old people steal.
Manager: That's right. That's why we stopped carrying batteries

The Highlander · 08-25-2006, 09:17 AM

Jerry: [To himself, quickly] 'Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.
Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.'

Elaine: :I did not bare myself deliberately, but I tell you, I wish now that I had! Because it is not me that has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul!"

George: "Elaine, bald men, with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents, don't approach strange women."

Kramer: "That looked like milk to me! Jerry my Rods and Cones are all screwed

up!"

sitcomblog · 08-30-2006, 08:06 PM

For me it is the Junior mint.

sitcomblog · 08-30-2006, 08:06 PM

Also, the Chinese Woman

sitcomblog · 08-30-2006, 08:07 PM

The Hamptons with the ugly baby.

TJL · 08-30-2006, 08:31 PM

"That's gold, Jerry!" - Kenny Banya

sitcomblog · 09-21-2006, 01:56 AM

The Asian Girl in the beauty parlor:

"WHAT??? NO BETTE MIDLER???"

sitcomblog · 09-21-2006, 01:58 AM

Kramer to Jerry:

"You're an anti-dentite!"

01-22-2006, 05:41 PM	#1
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Got any favorite quotes? Jerry (to Elaine): "Boy a little too much chlorine in that gene pool." Elaine: "It shrinks?" Jerry: "Like a frightened turtle." George: "It. Just. Does." Elaine: "I don't see how how you guys walk around with those things..."
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08-30-2006, 08:31 PM	#13
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01-23-2006, 04:17 AM	#2
mr brownstone Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 23, 2006 Posts: 6	mrs costanza - "dont eat so fast u cant taste it" frank "festivus for the rest of us" george - i zipped up.... i couldnt go over there the way i was" kramer - "u shouldnt brush 24 hrs before u see the dentist" jerry's material for that guy - "the mug is round the jar is round they should call it round teen. elaines mechanic boyfreind. whats his name again? - "thats right"

01-24-2006, 06:35 PM	#3
Seinatra Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 29, 2004 Location: Gran Chaco Posts: 1,840	"that guy" Kenny Bania "Elaines Boyfriend" - David Puddy Quotes: Too many to list, "Not on my watch" "Voodoo Rattle Torture" "You getting to be an annoying little task yourself" "Your a funny fu$#"

01-25-2006, 01:28 AM	#4
rusyd Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 30, 2004 Posts: 13,505	I have a lot of fav quotes that I used to rattle off on Seinlanguage thread but it died off.

01-29-2006, 06:58 PM	#5
4CYLS Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 29, 2006 Location: Ontario Posts: 9	My all time favorite Quote is from George, "Where's your wine???" "Get out!!!" HAHAHA!!!

03-09-2006, 12:50 AM	#6
Ohio8 Member Forum Star Join Date: Jul 29, 2003 Location: Wherever you aren't. Posts: 18,886	Bania (to Kramer): "Hey. That's a woman's dressing room". Kramer: "There's nothing in there that I haven't seen before."

04-04-2006, 11:37 AM	#7
Unscarred Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Apr 04, 2006 Posts: 70	Jerry: Its ILLEGAL! Kramer: Its NOT illegal. Jerry: Its against the law. Kramer: Well... yeah.

08-24-2006, 06:17 AM	#8
TBrady Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 22, 2006 Posts: 34	Manager: I'm sorry, our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters. Jerry: Oh, come on. He's just a lonely old man. All old people steal. Manager: That's right. That's why we stopped carrying batteries

08-25-2006, 09:17 AM	#9
The Highlander Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 02, 2005 Posts: 69	Jerry: [To himself, quickly] 'Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.' Elaine: :I did not bare myself deliberately, but I tell you, I wish now that I had! Because it is not me that has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul!" George: "Elaine, bald men, with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents, don't approach strange women." Kramer: "That looked like milk to me! Jerry my Rods and Cones are all screwed up!"

08-30-2006, 08:06 PM	#10
sitcomblog Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 30, 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 139	For me it is the Junior mint.

08-30-2006, 08:07 PM	#12
sitcomblog Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 30, 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 139	The Hamptons with the ugly baby.

09-21-2006, 01:56 AM	#14
sitcomblog Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 30, 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 139	The Asian Girl in the beauty parlor: "WHAT??? NO BETTE MIDLER???"

09-21-2006, 01:58 AM	#15
sitcomblog Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 30, 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 139	Kramer to Jerry: "You're an anti-dentite!"