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Janice Johnson · 01-21-2006, 07:59 PM

How people go faster when they see a yellow light, when they should be slowing down?

How the homely geek you rejected in high school is now America's Most Valuable, Wanted Bachelor/Bachelorette?

How you park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway?

Kazza · 01-21-2006, 08:01 PM

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How people go faster when they see a yellow light, when they should be slowing down?

It really depends what distance and speed I'm traveling.

Hollow · 01-21-2006, 08:03 PM

How people go faster when they see a yellow light, when they should be slowing down?
that's quite an overgeneralization, but it would be for psychological reasons.

How the homely geek you rejected in high school is now America's Most Valuable, Wanted Bachelor/Bachelorette?
huh?

How you park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway?
you do both on both.

Janice Johnson · 01-21-2006, 08:10 PM

Ignore this post.

Janice Johnson · 01-21-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

How people go faster when they see a yellow light, when they should be slowing down?
that's an overgeneralization, but it's psychological.

How the homely geek you rejected in high school is now America's Most Valuable, Wanted Bachelor/Bachelorette?
huh?

How you park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway?
you do both on both.

No, I've seen people zoom by fast when they see yellow lights. They look like they are competing in a contest to be the next "Speed Demon".

I meant that sometimes the geek you rejected in high school turns out to be majorly wanted model/sex symbol, that almost everyone wants, because they grew up to be very good-looking.

The parkway/driveway thing was a joke. People say it when they are bad stand-up comedians.

G-Force Glockstar · 01-21-2006, 08:33 PM

How people go faster when they see a yellow light, when they should be slowing down? My bus driver does that all the time!

How the homely geek you rejected in high school is now America's Most Valuable, Wanted Bachelor/Bachelorette? Not in HS yet

How you park on the driveway, but drive on the parkway? I don't drive yet

Sharop · 01-21-2006, 09:43 PM

Sorry about this, I couldn't resist.

"What does a yellow light mean?"

"Slow down."

"Okay. What...does...a...yellow...light...mean?"

"Slow down!"

"Okay! Whaat...dooes...aaa...yeellow...liight...meean?"

"SLOW DOWN!"

"Whaaaat doooesss...aaaaa....yeelloow...liiigghht...meeeaan?"

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 01-21-2006, 09:45 PM

I notice the thing about the yellow light. My mom does it, and I'm always tempted to do it. It's like an impulse.

Steve M. · 01-21-2006, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharop

Sorry about this, I couldn't resist.

"What does a yellow light mean?"

"Slow down."

"Okay. What...does...a...yellow...light...mean?"

"Slow down!"

"Okay! Whaat...dooes...aaa...yeellow...liight...meean?"

"SLOW DOWN!"

"Whaaaat doooesss...aaaaa....yeelloow...liiigghht...meeeaan?"

Cashodeen · 01-21-2006, 10:31 PM

Such pensive questions. It's vital to go faster when I see a yellow light otherwise I wouldn't make it through the intersection before it turns red.

And I'm pretty sure Zach ****** will never be America's most valuable anything.

Cashodeen · 01-21-2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharop

Sorry about this, I couldn't resist.

"What does a yellow light mean?"

"Slow down."

"Okay. What...does...a...yellow...light...mean?"

"Slow down!"

"Okay! Whaat...dooes...aaa...yeellow...liight...meean?"

"SLOW DOWN!"

"Whaaaat doooesss...aaaaa....yeelloow...liiigghht...meeeaan?"

Hahah, probably best scene ever in that show.

swedeace · 01-21-2006, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

How people go faster when they see a yellow light, when they should be slowing down?

I know exactly what you are talking about. My sister and I have talked about this subject before. In reality, they are speeding up so they don't have to be stuck waiting on the red light for an extra...um...four or five minutes until it's green again.

Courtnee · 01-21-2006, 11:56 PM

How is this ironic?

vienna waits · 01-22-2006, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by barwars

it's like rain.... on you're wedding day.

a free ride but you already paid
it's the good advice that you just didn't take
but who would have thought or figured

Hollow · 01-22-2006, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rock Princess

How is this ironic?

that's my question.

01-21-2006, 07:59 PM	#1
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01-21-2006, 11:56 PM	#13
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01-21-2006, 08:03 PM	#3
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01-21-2006, 08:10 PM	#4
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01-21-2006, 10:31 PM	#10
Cashodeen Hi. Forum Star Join Date: Aug 30, 2001 Posts: 11,363	Such pensive questions. It's vital to go faster when I see a yellow light otherwise I wouldn't make it through the intersection before it turns red. And I'm pretty sure Zach ****** will never be America's most valuable anything.