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Dean Winchester · 01-20-2006, 03:06 PM

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Cruise ‘South Park’ Show Censored

By WENN|Thursday, January 19, 2006

HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain.

The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S.

The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone"—referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality.

According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained.

A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."

what a freaking moron!!! it's South Park!!!! who haven't they made fun of? They've done worse with Robert Redford, Mel Gibson, Barbra Streisand, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy cast, Christina Aguilera, and Michael Jackson and none of those episodes were banned. Yes, Comedy Central did pull the episode that ripped Christopher Reeve from the roster after the man died, but ripping on someone after they die isn't as comical as alive. If MJ died, the "Jeffersons" episode wouldn't be funny.

Of course, Tom couldn't stand to see a TV show actually put his brainwashed cult in the perspective of what 99% of the world sees Scientology as. The more Tom tries to sue over gay rumors only makes him look more gay, didn't Elton John once sue a tabloid for saying he was gay years ago? Just let the rumors be unless you're really hiding something because who in Hollywood hasn't been rumored to be gay at one point?

The "Trapped In The Closet" episode was hysterical, a rip on Scientology, Cruise, Travolta as well as the R. Kelly videos, too bad Tom has too big a stick up his ass to realize it's satire. Did you see Barbra Streisand suing for them to not show her as an evil robot creature intent on destroying the world?

Hollow · 01-20-2006, 03:12 PM

that's just going to make people from britain really curious to see the "controversial banned episode" and end up downloading it on the internet a hundred times more likely than they would if it weren't banned. tom cruise is a dumb ass. and that episode was funny.

well i was just standing there..and tom cruise locks himself up in the closet...and i PULL OUT MAH GUN!

MsOrange · 01-20-2006, 03:36 PM

they're only hurting themselves

Zebra 3 · 01-20-2006, 03:52 PM

'Hehe *brain fart* show me the moneyyy...WTF!!!'

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 01-20-2006, 04:03 PM

Haha, that episode was one of the best of the season. **** Tom Cruise, that stupid ****ing *********. I can't stand him.

dawsongirl · 01-20-2006, 04:29 PM

It's always a joy when the holier than thou make fools of themselves.

Superstar · 01-20-2006, 05:04 PM

what a ******. The sad thing is, he thinks he's intelligent.

MsOrange · 01-20-2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Superstar

what a ******. The sad thing is, he thinks he's intelligent.

I

your avator!1

Superstar · 01-20-2006, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MsOrange

I

your avator!1

Thanks and right back at ya!

Karen* · 01-20-2006, 06:15 PM

OMFG, he's such an idiot! I can't believe I used to be a fan of that...wuss.

Dean Winchester · 01-20-2006, 06:24 PM

personally, if I was Tom Cruise, I would've concerned myself more with trying to get all tapes of the infamous Oprah interview burned. He became more a parody of himself jumping on Oprah's couch than South Park making fun of him will ever do.

Dumballa · 01-20-2006, 06:54 PM

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It's always a joy when the holier than thou make fools of themselves.

Can I get a amen?

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01-20-2006, 03:12 PM	#2
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	that's just going to make people from britain really curious to see the "controversial banned episode" and end up downloading it on the internet a hundred times more likely than they would if it weren't banned. tom cruise is a dumb ass. and that episode was funny. well i was just standing there..and tom cruise locks himself up in the closet...and i PULL OUT MAH GUN!

01-20-2006, 03:36 PM	#3
MsOrange Bringin' Sexy Back Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 27, 2004 Posts: 6,133	they're only hurting themselves

01-20-2006, 04:29 PM	#6
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,134	It's always a joy when the holier than thou make fools of themselves.

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Superstar Member Forum Icon Join Date: Dec 08, 2003 Posts: 63,316	what a ******. The sad thing is, he thinks he's intelligent.

01-20-2006, 06:24 PM	#11
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	personally, if I was Tom Cruise, I would've concerned myself more with trying to get all tapes of the infamous Oprah interview burned. He became more a parody of himself jumping on Oprah's couch than South Park making fun of him will ever do.