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crystaldawn · 01-20-2006, 01:57 PM

No doubt we can think of tons for this list and undoubtedly the vast majority will be after Lifetime took over. Here are some for the list:

Fertility statutes
99% of the animal ones (with the exception of the wild horses and sea lions being killed and the bloodhound who helps solve crimes)
Chocolate as an aphrodisiac
Twins and their bonds

Tony Ballesteros · 01-20-2006, 02:51 PM

message in a bottle was completely pointless

fertility statues was really bad, a couple of broads get pregant!!! wow!!!!

Awsi Dooger · 01-20-2006, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by crystaldawn

No doubt we can think of tons for this list and undoubtedly the vast majority will be after Lifetime took over. Here are some for the list:

Fertility statutes
99% of the animal ones (with the exception of the wild horses and sea lions being killed and the bloodhound who helps solve crimes)
Chocolate as an aphrodisiac
Twins and their bonds

Excellent nominations, crystaldawn. IMO, fertility statues stands alone on a pedestal of worthliness all by itself.

I'm sure many will disagree, but I thought the Vince Foster story was completely out of place. This is a polarized political era and that segment almost seemed like a ploy to cheaply capitalize. IMO, UM should have been above that. Cable programs and the network news magazines were all over that "case" and, of course, they can do a much more thorough job given time allotment. UM should be about unique true crime incidents that don't earn coverage elsewhere. Likewise, if Stack and UM survived today, I would hope they wouldn't have pointlessly isolated an aspect of the Iraq situation to question as an unsolved mystery.

PrettyinPink55 · 01-20-2006, 09:47 PM

Yes! Those fertility statues were dumb, and then there was the aphrodisiac one.... not the best.

How about the money falling from the sky?

LooksLikeCRicci · 01-21-2006, 12:08 AM

Chair of Death, chair of death, chair of death....

NDAlum2003 · 01-21-2006, 01:33 AM

Not only should they never have made the one about the statues, I'm sick of seeing it.

PracTz · 01-21-2006, 06:47 PM

That sideshow act showing the video of the woman allegedly 'sweating' gold leaf flakes from her skin!

Stupid, hokey and unbelievable!

PrettyinPink55 · 01-23-2006, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by PracTz

That sideshow act showing the video of the woman allegedly 'sweating' gold leaf flakes from her skin!

Stupid, hokey and unbelievable!

WHOAH! I've never seen that one!

Bizarro indeed!

Zero · 01-23-2006, 05:57 AM

I like the line from the fertility statues that went something like "Usually all it takes is a man and a woman, and a few cozy nights."

LooksLikeCRicci · 01-23-2006, 11:29 AM

LOL! I totally forgot about that, Zero.

That's awesome.

CODIS · 01-23-2006, 01:35 PM

Haunted Bunkbed, Need I say more?

crystaldawn · 01-23-2006, 02:04 PM

Don't forget the one about the lady striken with cancer that claimed a tiny UFO flew in her window and circled her body and flew back out and she was miraculously cured of cancer.

connieallbright · 01-23-2006, 02:32 PM

I can't stand the child genius who prefers museums and archeology digs. That boy is a chore to listen to - I'd love an update on what he's up to these days.

PrettyinPink55 · 01-23-2006, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Zero

I like the line from the fertility statues that went something like "Usually all it takes is a man and a woman, and a few cozy nights."

newmanator80 · 01-23-2006, 06:09 PM

I'm sick of Lifetime constantly showing the case of the man who tried to blow the school in Missouri. It seems like this case is on every other week.

mad: :

01-20-2006, 01:57 PM	#1
crystaldawn Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 17, 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,261	Segments UM never should have made No doubt we can think of tons for this list and undoubtedly the vast majority will be after Lifetime took over. Here are some for the list: Fertility statutes 99% of the animal ones (with the exception of the wild horses and sea lions being killed and the bloodhound who helps solve crimes) Chocolate as an aphrodisiac Twins and their bonds

01-20-2006, 09:47 PM	#4
PrettyinPink55 Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 11, 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 24,601	Yes! Those fertility statues were dumb, and then there was the aphrodisiac one.... not the best. How about the money falling from the sky?
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01-23-2006, 05:57 AM	#9
Zero Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 15, 2003 Posts: 495	I like the line from the fertility statues that went something like "Usually all it takes is a man and a woman, and a few cozy nights."
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01-23-2006, 06:09 PM	#15
newmanator80 "TheTruthIsOutThere" Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 16, 2006 Posts: 6	I'm sick of Lifetime constantly showing the case of the man who tried to blow the school in Missouri. It seems like this case is on every other week.mad: :

01-20-2006, 02:51 PM	#2
Tony Ballesteros Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 28, 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 123	message in a bottle was completely pointless fertility statues was really bad, a couple of broads get pregant!!! wow!!!!

01-21-2006, 12:08 AM	#5
LooksLikeCRicci Likes to live in a clean house Moderator Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 Posts: 4,050	Chair of Death, chair of death, chair of death....

01-21-2006, 01:33 AM	#6
NDAlum2003 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 14, 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 216	Not only should they never have made the one about the statues, I'm sick of seeing it.

01-21-2006, 06:47 PM	#7
PracTz Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 14, 2002 Location: United States of America [Happily Living in the 20th Century] Posts: 2,711	That sideshow act showing the video of the woman allegedly 'sweating' gold leaf flakes from her skin! Stupid, hokey and unbelievable!

01-23-2006, 11:29 AM	#10
LooksLikeCRicci Likes to live in a clean house Moderator Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 27, 2005 Posts: 4,050	LOL! I totally forgot about that, Zero. That's awesome.

01-23-2006, 01:35 PM	#11
CODIS Member Occasional Poster Join Date: May 02, 2005 Posts: 58	Haunted Bunkbed, Need I say more?

01-23-2006, 02:04 PM	#12
crystaldawn Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 17, 2002 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,261	Don't forget the one about the lady striken with cancer that claimed a tiny UFO flew in her window and circled her body and flew back out and she was miraculously cured of cancer.

01-23-2006, 02:32 PM	#13
connieallbright Member Frequent Poster Join Date: May 20, 2003 Posts: 115	I can't stand the child genius who prefers museums and archeology digs. That boy is a chore to listen to - I'd love an update on what he's up to these days.