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Chad Michael Murray · 01-17-2006, 01:07 AM

Well, what with the controversy and talk of Hell running rampant on this forum lately, I decided to take matters into my own hands and make a few phone calls. I thought that the perfect thing to bring some finality and closure to this subject would be if maybe, JUST maybe, I could get in touch with the guy running the show. So, thanks to a few close contacts, I managed to arrange a meeting with the one...the ONLY...

Satan!!!!

Yes, it's true folks, I can confirm once and for all that Satan DOES exist. Here are some highlights from our conversation: during our talk, Satan confided in me, revealing that all SO will be going to Hell afterall, that it's unsafe to donate your blood multiple times within the same week, and that his favorite color is pink. (The last one slipped out during a moment of emotional vulnerability from ol' Satty. Yes, he allowed me to call him that.)

Just as a bit of proof for everybody that I DID indeed meet Mr. Satan and that all of our unresolved issues can now come to an end, I'm going to show you all a picture that he was gracious enough to let me take of him:

That is all. Thank you.

Polniaczek033 · 01-17-2006, 01:12 AM

genius. hahahah.

Karen* · 01-17-2006, 01:15 AM

Hollow · 01-17-2006, 01:18 AM

you rule.

Dutabi84 · 01-17-2006, 01:19 AM

Why, yes he is.

dawsongirl · 01-17-2006, 02:33 AM

And Satan has a cute cowboy hat.

Nighthawk76 · 01-17-2006, 04:09 AM

Chocoholic · 01-17-2006, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad Michael Murray

Yes, it's true folks, I can confirm once and for all that Satan DOES exist. Here are some highlights from our conversation: during our talk, Satan confided in me, revealing that all SO will be going to Hell afterall, that it's unsafe to donate your blood multiple times within the same week, and that his favorite color is pink.

Now he tells me!

Funny post, Chad

Tuesday Weld · 01-17-2006, 01:12 PM

Janice Johnson · 01-17-2006, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad Michael Murray

Well, what with the controversy and talk of Hell running rampant on this forum lately, I decided to take matters into my own hands and make a few phone calls. I thought that the perfect thing to bring some finality and closure to this subject would be if maybe, JUST maybe, I could get in touch with the guy running the show. So, thanks to a few close contacts, I managed to arrange a meeting with the one...the ONLY...

Satan!!!!

Yes, it's true folks, I can confirm once and for all that Satan DOES exist. Here are some highlights from our conversation: during our talk, Satan confided in me, revealing that all SO will be going to Hell afterall, that it's unsafe to donate your blood multiple times within the same week, and that his favorite color is pink. (The last one slipped out during a moment of emotional vulnerability from ol' Satty. Yes, he allowed me to call him that.)

Just as a bit of proof for everybody that I DID indeed meet Mr. Satan and that all of our unresolved issues can now come to an end, I'm going to show you all a picture that he was gracious enough to let me take of him:

That is all. Thank you.

I

t's a sad day when Bob Saget becomes the embodiment of SATAN!

TheGreatPretender · 01-17-2006, 01:55 PM

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?????

dlemond · 01-17-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatPretender

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?????

Cause he was dead.

From giving too much blood in the same week!!!

Chad Michael Murray · 01-17-2006, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlemond

Cause he was dead.

From giving too much blood in the same week!!!

LMFAO

Oh Jesus, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day!!

TheGreatPretender · 01-17-2006, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlemond

Cause he was dead.

From giving too much blood in the same week!!!

LOL!!! That's a better answer than I had.

EmoJoe · 01-17-2006, 03:57 PM

01-17-2006, 01:07 AM	#1
Chad Michael Murray Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,493	MOST CONTROVERSIAL ISSUE OF -ALL-, SUCKAAAAS!! Well, what with the controversy and talk of Hell running rampant on this forum lately, I decided to take matters into my own hands and make a few phone calls. I thought that the perfect thing to bring some finality and closure to this subject would be if maybe, JUST maybe, I could get in touch with the guy running the show. So, thanks to a few close contacts, I managed to arrange a meeting with the one...the ONLY... Satan!!!! Yes, it's true folks, I can confirm once and for all that Satan DOES exist. Here are some highlights from our conversation: during our talk, Satan confided in me, revealing that all SO will be going to Hell afterall, that it's unsafe to donate your blood multiple times within the same week, and that his favorite color is pink. (The last one slipped out during a moment of emotional vulnerability from ol' Satty. Yes, he allowed me to call him that.) Just as a bit of proof for everybody that I DID indeed meet Mr. Satan and that all of our unresolved issues can now come to an end, I'm going to show you all a picture that he was gracious enough to let me take of him: That is all. Thank you.
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