Controversial Question: Do you think that short people will go to hell? - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Ireneparalegal · 01-15-2006, 10:20 PM

PrettyinPink55 · 01-15-2006, 10:21 PM

Hey!!! LOL! As a short person, I am very offended!

dawsongirl · 01-15-2006, 10:22 PM

Randy Newman Sez: Yes.

Ireneparalegal · 01-15-2006, 10:22 PM

i am short too...I am scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Polniaczek033 · 01-15-2006, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PrettyinPink55

Hey!!! LOL! As a short person, I am very offended!

same here!

Number 9 Dream · 01-15-2006, 10:28 PM

I'm only 4'11".....where's my ticket in?

Ireneparalegal · 01-15-2006, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by retrogirl82

I'm only 4'11".....where's my ticket in?

Hey, no cuts now, go to the end of the line...

consentida · 01-15-2006, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by retrogirl82

I'm only 4'11".....where's my ticket in?

Haha. I'm 4'11 too...

robyrob · 01-15-2006, 11:14 PM

just the bottom half - because they can't reach Heaven

Kazza · 01-15-2006, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robyrob

just the bottom half - because they can't reach Heaven

That what ladders are for!

Mr. Television · 01-15-2006, 11:34 PM

Oh great. I log into SO and the first thing I read is that I'm going to hell.

JeffRuss1972 · 01-15-2006, 11:38 PM

LOL-LMAO-
Irene when I saw this topic lit up under chit chat I thought it was the same one from before about gay people that's been on for a few days. Then I noticed it said short people. This post was funny as hell.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 01-15-2006, 11:38 PM

short people gott no reason tooo short people got noooo reason
SHORT PEOPLE GOT
NO REASON TO LIVEEEEEEE

OMFG i love that song

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 01-15-2006, 11:39 PM

OMFG

Short People

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

EmoJoe · 01-15-2006, 11:40 PM

^^

at Ashlee's song

01-15-2006, 10:20 PM	#1
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01-15-2006, 10:21 PM	#2
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01-15-2006, 10:28 PM	#6
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01-15-2006, 11:14 PM	#9
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01-15-2006, 11:34 PM	#11
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01-15-2006, 10:22 PM	#3
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Randy Newman Sez: Yes.

01-15-2006, 11:38 PM	#12
JeffRuss1972 70s Sitcoms Rule!!! Eternal Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 11, 2005 Location: Villa Rica, GA Posts: 1,257	LOL-LMAO- Irene when I saw this topic lit up under chit chat I thought it was the same one from before about gay people that's been on for a few days. Then I noticed it said short people. This post was funny as hell.
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01-15-2006, 11:38 PM	#13
Pleasant Tomorrow Member Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 69,525	short people gott no reason tooo short people got noooo reason SHORT PEOPLE GOT NO REASON TO LIVEEEEEEE OMFG i love that song
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01-15-2006, 11:39 PM	#14
Pleasant Tomorrow Member Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 69,525	OMFG Short People Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People `Round here Short People are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World) Short People got nobody Short People got nobody Short People got nobody To love They got little baby legs That stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here

01-15-2006, 11:40 PM	#15
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