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Family Ties Forever! · 01-14-2006, 01:26 AM

This was in an e-mail:

Little Susie, a six-year-old, came home from school whining, "Mommy, I've got a stomachache."

"That's because your stomach is empty," her mother replied. "You'd feel better if you had something in it." She gave Susie a snack and sure enough, Susie felt better right away.

That afternoon the family's minister dropped by. While he was chatting with Susie's mom, he mentioned he'd had a bad headache all day long.

Susie perked up. "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."

Chad Michael Murray · 01-14-2006, 01:27 AM

I'm sure he would still have something in it, too, if Janice Johnson hadn't gone and sold it in the black market.

01-14-2006, 01:26 AM	#1
Family Ties Forever! Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 16, 2002 Location: Keaton residence Posts: 10,214	(Joke) Little Susie This was in an e-mail: Little Susie, a six-year-old, came home from school whining, "Mommy, I've got a stomachache." "That's because your stomach is empty," her mother replied. "You'd feel better if you had something in it." She gave Susie a snack and sure enough, Susie felt better right away. That afternoon the family's minister dropped by. While he was chatting with Susie's mom, he mentioned he'd had a bad headache all day long. Susie perked up. "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
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01-14-2006, 01:27 AM	#2
Chad Michael Murray Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,493	I'm sure he would still have something in it, too, if Janice Johnson hadn't gone and sold it in the black market.
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