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dlemond · 01-14-2006, 12:38 AM

My neighbor is away, and I've sold some of his stuff from his backyard when he was home and that was scary. But now that he's gone I'm just wondering do you think I can get away with going through his house and selling his things to people in the supermarket parking lot?

You think I'll be safe, is this ok? I mean he does have a lot of stuff and doesn't need it and I could use the money. (I'm fresh out of fluids and spare internal organs, not to mention dignity)

Chad Michael Murray · 01-14-2006, 12:45 AM

Well, this is a touchy subject, but I DO have some experience with these things, seeing as I was the one buying all the blood and stuff.

Anyway, even though you have none of your OWN internal organs to sell...why not sell his? This way, you make a clean profit, plus you can "get him out of the way" if you know what I mean...THEN sell all of his stuff and feel guilt free since, technically, it no longer belongs to anybody anymore!!

I hope this helps.

dlemond · 01-14-2006, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Chad Michael Murray

Well, this is a touchy subject, but I DO have some experience with these things, seeing as I was the one buying all the blood and stuff.

Anyway, even though you have none of your OWN internal organs to sell...why not sell his? This way, you make a clean profit, plus you can "get him out of the way" if you know what I mean...THEN sell all of his stuff and feel guilt free since, technically, it no longer belongs to anybody anymore!!

I hope this helps.

No, I'm NEVER going to do that. I mean he would be dead then, right? And I have no experience with dead people. I mean I could get a disease from a dead body I bet. And then the next time I see someone I might wonder, "is this the next person whose organs I'm going to sell?"

Besides, I already sold his dog to a cosmetics testing lab and feel a bit bad about that.

Though I did take down most of the "Have you seen my dog?" signs so nobody calls him with misleading info. That was pretty good of me right?

robyrob · 01-14-2006, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dlemond

Though I did take down most of the "Have you seen my dog?" signs so nobody calls him with misleading info. That was pretty good of me right?

you shoulda sold them too...

Chad Michael Murray · 01-14-2006, 01:15 AM

My God...isn't it OBVIOUS?!

If you just do what I originally said, then it'd be a lot easier than running all over town to take down those damn signs about the dog!!

And yes, unfortunately, you can get diseases from dead bodies like ringworm or *gasp* the dreaded "rabies". Just make sure you wear rubber gloves or, even better, use tongs. It also helps to have a yo-yo in this situation...not because it'll actually do you any good, but just because it's a wise idea to have a yo-yo with you at all times.

Good luck.

Janice · 01-14-2006, 01:17 AM

It's not a very neighborly thing to do, and I can guarantee that you won't be invited to his summer barbecue, although I'm sure you've long since fenced his grill.

You would definitely be taken off his Christmas card list.

Chad Michael Murray · 01-14-2006, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Janice

It's not a very neighborly thing to do, and I can guarantee that you won't be invited to his summer barbecue, although I'm sure you've long since fenced his grill.

You would definitely be taken off his Christmas card list.

Well, yet another reason why I think my plan is the best so far.

No organs left = no neighbor.

No neighbor = no barbecue to be NOT invited to.

Geez, have you people NEVER had neighbors before? I mean, I always considered selling your neighbor's bodily organs to be a very normal, friendly thing to do.

If nobody here does that, then I'm starting to wonder what kinds of sickos you really all are.

dawsongirl · 01-14-2006, 02:36 AM

Just make sure your tent is large and flashy. And you have a pimp van sitting there with rugs hanging off the sides. That brings in the customers every time!

01-14-2006, 12:38 AM	#1
dlemond Hey, I know you. Moderator Forum Veteran Join Date: Dec 03, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 6,751	How safe is it to sell your neighbor's stuff while he's on vacation? My neighbor is away, and I've sold some of his stuff from his backyard when he was home and that was scary. But now that he's gone I'm just wondering do you think I can get away with going through his house and selling his things to people in the supermarket parking lot? You think I'll be safe, is this ok? I mean he does have a lot of stuff and doesn't need it and I could use the money. (I'm fresh out of fluids and spare internal organs, not to mention dignity)

01-14-2006, 12:45 AM	#2
Chad Michael Murray Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,493	Well, this is a touchy subject, but I DO have some experience with these things, seeing as I was the one buying all the blood and stuff. Anyway, even though you have none of your OWN internal organs to sell...why not sell his? This way, you make a clean profit, plus you can "get him out of the way" if you know what I mean...THEN sell all of his stuff and feel guilt free since, technically, it no longer belongs to anybody anymore!! I hope this helps.
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01-14-2006, 01:15 AM	#5
Chad Michael Murray Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,493	My God...isn't it OBVIOUS?! If you just do what I originally said, then it'd be a lot easier than running all over town to take down those damn signs about the dog!! And yes, unfortunately, you can get diseases from dead bodies like ringworm or gasp the dreaded "rabies". Just make sure you wear rubber gloves or, even better, use tongs. It also helps to have a yo-yo in this situation...not because it'll actually do you any good, but just because it's a wise idea to have a yo-yo with you at all times. Good luck.

01-14-2006, 01:17 AM	#6
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	It's not a very neighborly thing to do, and I can guarantee that you won't be invited to his summer barbecue, although I'm sure you've long since fenced his grill. You would definitely be taken off his Christmas card list.

01-14-2006, 02:36 AM	#8
dawsongirl Member Forum Icon Join Date: Jan 04, 2001 Posts: 53,140	Just make sure your tent is large and flashy. And you have a pimp van sitting there with rugs hanging off the sides. That brings in the customers every time!