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JUde · 07-30-2001, 04:37 PM

Johnny: All right fellow babies, that was the Doors, and this is sort of Johnny Fever, kind of Doctor. And after... nine drinks, Venus Flytrap is catatonic, and I myself have personally just seen a giant pig. He is currently painting the walls of our lobby.

Officer: He is obviously drunk, ladies and gentlemen.

Johnny: Yes, he is, and I'm not feeling badly myself.

jaime_weinman · 07-30-2001, 08:32 PM

I'm a big fat muffin that loves to eat,
A great big muffin that has no feet,
But most of all I'm a great big muffin
That loves to explode.

Larry D · 07-31-2001, 10:37 AM

Herb, "I'm tired of being the only person around here without a shred of human decency."

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Larry D

horselover47 · 07-31-2001, 05:59 PM

Jennifer: "I don't lend men money, it makes them weak."
**********
Bob Boogie: "I haven't had a job in 6 mos! Not even WKRP will hire me!" (waving a gun)
Johnny: "Are you here to create an opening at the station?"
**********
Herb: "Whaddya say, gorgeous? You only go around once. How 'bout grabbing a little gusto?"
Jennifer: "I don't like little gusto's!"
**********

Geeze, there are so many....my list would be very long!!!

Kathy

JUde · 07-31-2001, 09:11 PM

Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

Captain Kaitlyn · 08-12-2001, 12:19 AM

i answered this already

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Hey, y'all! If u r one of my cool dude frieds (Kelly, Gia, Myra, and Angie), then I have 2 things 2 say 2 u:
* I laughed u should 2 lol
* Bedilia's bitch, let's beat her with the uglier stick
LOL! Let's do the Mini HaHa dance! That was from u Myra!
*~Kaitlyn~*

APPLEI · 08-12-2001, 03:19 AM

From the episode 'frog story' "a scene about getting pink paint off a frog.

andy "why don't you ask les ,he knows alot about science & nature"

herb "no,its bad luck to take advice from insane people"

les "i never heard that"

DetectiveGriffin · 08-12-2001, 04:06 PM

Les on the Ledge

Herb: "Les, I've thought about it and it's okay if you're a homo."

I remember my older brother spitting milk across the room.

horselover47 · 08-13-2001, 04:22 PM

So, why are you answering again??

Kathy

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain Kaitlyn:
i answered this already

CalabashCorolla · 08-16-2001, 12:45 AM

Johnny: "I think that god must really hate mobile homes, Andy, 'cause tornadoes always attack them first. They get very mobile."

Andy: "Sometimes these things [tornadoes] come in clusters. This might not be over, Les!"
Les: "Oh, you're just saying that to make me feel better."

"Tornado" rules!

07-30-2001, 04:37 PM	#1
JUde Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 25, 2001 Location: Chicago Il 60657 USA Posts: 12	HeHe - Fav Quotes Johnny: All right fellow babies, that was the Doors, and this is sort of Johnny Fever, kind of Doctor. And after... nine drinks, Venus Flytrap is catatonic, and I myself have personally just seen a giant pig. He is currently painting the walls of our lobby. Officer: He is obviously drunk, ladies and gentlemen. Johnny: Yes, he is, and I'm not feeling badly myself.

07-30-2001, 08:32 PM	#2
jaime_weinman Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 22, 2000 Posts: 122	I'm a big fat muffin that loves to eat, A great big muffin that has no feet, But most of all I'm a great big muffin That loves to explode.

07-31-2001, 10:37 AM	#3
Larry D Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jul 09, 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 10	Herb, "I'm tired of being the only person around here without a shred of human decency." ------------------ Larry D

07-31-2001, 05:59 PM	#4
horselover47 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 02, 2001 Location: Tennessee USA Posts: 180	Jennifer: "I don't lend men money, it makes them weak." ******** Bob Boogie: "I haven't had a job in 6 mos! Not even WKRP will hire me!" (waving a gun) Johnny: "Are you here to create an opening at the station?" ****** Herb: "Whaddya say, gorgeous? You only go around once. How 'bout grabbing a little gusto?" Jennifer: "I don't like little gusto's!" ******** Geeze, there are so many....my list would be very long!!! Kathy

07-31-2001, 09:11 PM	#5
JUde Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 25, 2001 Location: Chicago Il 60657 USA Posts: 12	Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

08-12-2001, 12:19 AM	#6
Captain Kaitlyn Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 10, 2001 Location: New York: Where the Yanks are...... Posts: 54	i answered this already ------------------ Hey, y'all! If u r one of my cool dude frieds (Kelly, Gia, Myra, and Angie), then I have 2 things 2 say 2 u: * I laughed u should 2 lol * Bedilia's bitch, let's beat her with the uglier stick LOL! Let's do the Mini HaHa dance! That was from u Myra! ~Kaitlyn~

08-12-2001, 03:19 AM	#7
APPLEI Member Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2000 Location: JACKSON MI. 49203 Posts: 810	From the episode 'frog story' "a scene about getting pink paint off a frog. andy "why don't you ask les ,he knows alot about science & nature" herb "no,its bad luck to take advice from insane people" les "i never heard that"

08-12-2001, 04:06 PM	#8
DetectiveGriffin Sankontessou! Senior Member Join Date: Aug 08, 2001 Location: North Central Indiana Posts: 1,288	Les on the Ledge Herb: "Les, I've thought about it and it's okay if you're a homo." I remember my older brother spitting milk across the room.

08-16-2001, 12:45 AM	#10
CalabashCorolla Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jun 28, 2001 Location: Chapel Hill, NC & Ithaca, NY Posts: 10	Johnny: "I think that god must really hate mobile homes, Andy, 'cause tornadoes always attack them first. They get very mobile." Andy: "Sometimes these things [tornadoes] come in clusters. This might not be over, Les!" Les: "Oh, you're just saying that to make me feel better." "Tornado" rules!