The Photo Scam

[Chain Gang Member]

Terri:You guys!You guys!You'll never guess what happened to me

Jack:What happened,Terri?

Terri:This photographer saw me at the Regal Beagle,and told me that he wanted to shoot pictures of me at his studio

Janet:COngratulations,Terri

Zack:Yeah,I always thought that you had the body of a model

Terri:Thanks,Zack(kisses him)

Janet:Hey,what about me?

Zack:You do too

Terri:Well,I better be off

Zack:Wait,Terri.I wanna go with you just to see if this guy really is a photographer

Terri:OK

(later)

Dan:Terri,good to see you.(looks at Zack)Who is this,your boyfriend?

Terri:No,this is my friend,Zack Tripper

Dan:Nice to meet you(shakes his hand)

Zack:I just came down here just to see if you were a real photographer.Now that I see that you are,I'll be going(leaves)

Dan:OK,lets get shooting

(End of Scene)

Terri:Here are the pictures.(opens the package)OH MY GOD!

Jack:What,Terri?Are the pics that good?Wow! Terri,I never thought you'd pose in the nude

Terri:I didn't.I posed in my bathing suit not my birthday suit

Janet:Then these pictures are computerized

(Larry comes in)

Larry:Hi guys(looks at the pictures)WOO OOH!Terri,I've never thought I'd ever see you like this

Terri: Don't get excited Larry,they're fake

Larry:All this time I thought they were real

Terri:I was talking about the pictures

Larry:Who in the world could tell that those pictures are fake?

Zack:Hi everyone,what's going on?

Terri:Zack,look at these pictures

Zack:This isn't your body.It must have been computerized

Janet:How would you know?

Zack:Janet,I've seen her nude 1,000 times

Jack:WHat?

Zack:We give each other physicals every month

Terri:What are we gonna do?What if my parents saw me on that website?

Zack: Don't worry,Terri.I got a plan

(later,at the photo room)

Terri:This is the room

Jack:What are we supposed to do?

Zack:I'll go to try and get those pictures off the internet while you two tell me when someone is coming

Jack:OK

Guard:How come this door is open?

Terri:Someone's coming

Zack:Hide(they do)

Guard:Nobody better be in here.(goes in and looks at himself in the mirror)Hello handsome

(they giggle)

Guard:Who's there(Jack comes out,jumps on him while putting him in a Full Nelson and spinning around)

Zack:Just 30 more seconds

Dan:What's going on?

Terri:I should ask you the same thing

Dan:What?

Terri:I did not pose nude for you.I posed in my bathing suit,not my birthday suit.Now you got me on the internet making people think I posed that way

Zack:Not anymore.The website is off the internet

Dan:Nooo!

Terri:You're done,Dan

Jack: (looking through Dan's book of girls who posed for him)Hey,who's Michelle?

Guard:That's my girl!

Dan:Uh oh(runs)

Guard:Come back her you little creep!(goes after him)

All:

(End of Scene)

Terri:Thank you two for helping me out(kisses them both)

Both:Anytime

Janet:Zack,how did you know how to get pictures off the internet?

Zack:Well back in the day when I was a wrestler,this female photographer asked me to pose for some pictures

Terri:You mean you posed nude?

Zack:No!I turned PLAYGIRL down a year earlier.Anyway,just like you,she gave me the pictures and they were pictures of me nude which I never posed for her like that(goes into Jack's room and gets out the package)See

Terri:Wow.I can actually tell they are fakes

Zack:You can?

Terri:Yeah.In real life,you're much bigger

Zack:What?

Janet:She meant the real you is taller

Terri:Now that you menchen it,there's something else different

Zack:Alright,that's enouugh(grabs the pictures and the package and runs into Jack's room as the girls follow him)

END