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Terri:You guys!You guys!You'll never guess what happened to me
Jack:What happened,Terri? Terri:This photographer saw me at the Regal Beagle,and told me that he wanted to shoot pictures of me at his studio Janet:COngratulations,Terri Zack:Yeah,I always thought that you had the body of a model Terri:Thanks,Zack(kisses him) Janet:Hey,what about me? Zack:You do too Terri:Well,I better be off Zack:Wait,Terri.I wanna go with you just to see if this guy really is a photographer Terri:OK (later) Dan:Terri,good to see you.(looks at Zack)Who is this,your boyfriend? Terri:No,this is my friend,Zack Tripper Dan:Nice to meet you(shakes his hand) Zack:I just came down here just to see if you were a real photographer.Now that I see that you are,I'll be going(leaves) Dan:OK,lets get shooting (End of Scene) Terri:Here are the pictures.(opens the package)OH MY GOD! Jack:What,Terri?Are the pics that good?Wow! Terri,I never thought you'd pose in the nudeTerri:I didn't.I posed in my bathing suit not my birthday suit Janet:Then these pictures are computerized (Larry comes in) Larry:Hi guys(looks at the pictures)WOO OOH!Terri,I've never thought I'd ever see you like this Terri: Don't get excited Larry,they're fake Larry:All this time I thought they were real Terri:I was talking about the pictures Larry:Who in the world could tell that those pictures are fake? Zack:Hi everyone,what's going on? Terri:Zack,look at these pictures Zack:This isn't your body.It must have been computerized Janet:How would you know? Zack:Janet,I've seen her nude 1,000 times Jack:WHat? Zack:We give each other physicals every month Terri:What are we gonna do?What if my parents saw me on that website? Zack: Don't worry,Terri.I got a plan (later,at the photo room) Terri:This is the room Jack:What are we supposed to do? Zack:I'll go to try and get those pictures off the internet while you two tell me when someone is coming Jack:OK Guard:How come this door is open? Terri:Someone's coming Zack:Hide(they do) Guard:Nobody better be in here.(goes in and looks at himself in the mirror)Hello handsome (they giggle) Guard:Who's there(Jack comes out,jumps on him while putting him in a Full Nelson and spinning around) Zack:Just 30 more seconds Dan:What's going on? Terri:I should ask you the same thing Dan:What? Terri:I did not pose nude for you.I posed in my bathing suit,not my birthday suit.Now you got me on the internet making people think I posed that way Zack:Not anymore.The website is off the internet Dan:Nooo! Terri:You're done,Dan Jack: (looking through Dan's book of girls who posed for him)Hey,who's Michelle? Guard:That's my girl! Dan:Uh oh(runs) Guard:Come back her you little creep!(goes after him) All: (End of Scene) Terri:Thank you two for helping me out(kisses them both) Both:Anytime Janet:Zack,how did you know how to get pictures off the internet? Zack:Well back in the day when I was a wrestler,this female photographer asked me to pose for some pictures Terri:You mean you posed nude? Zack:No!I turned PLAYGIRL down a year earlier.Anyway,just like you,she gave me the pictures and they were pictures of me nude which I never posed for her like that(goes into Jack's room and gets out the package)See Terri:Wow.I can actually tell they are fakes Zack:You can? Terri:Yeah.In real life,you're much bigger Zack:What? Janet:She meant the real you is taller Terri:Now that you menchen it,there's something else different Zack:Alright,that's enouugh(grabs the pictures and the package and runs into Jack's room as the girls follow him) END |
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