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Ireneparalegal · 01-10-2006, 09:38 PM

"Remember that plastic surgery I mentioned I had? Well, it was more than just plastic surgery... (bride lifts up her nightie

"I am a million dollars in debt"

"Wanna see pictures of my kids?"

"By the way, I don't care too much for sex"

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 01-10-2006, 10:34 PM

I think I'm gay

lolzol

KristenJ · 01-10-2006, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Pleasant Tomorrow*

I think I'm gay

lolzol

LMAO good one

Courtnee · 01-10-2006, 11:16 PM

"Hey...I didn't tell you this before but I'm kinda already married....

I DIDN'T WANNA KILL THE MOOD!!"

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 01-10-2006, 11:17 PM

Whoops, my period came

lozlz

Chad Michael Murray · 01-10-2006, 11:17 PM

"You looked better BEFORE the hangover."

Or:

"...has this ALWAYS been here? Wow. Now I'm really wishing we would've decided to see eachother naked BEFORE our wedding night, so I would've known.."

Jaguar · 01-10-2006, 11:28 PM

My ex-wife/husband use to......

Karen* · 01-10-2006, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

"Remember that plastic surgery I mentioned I had? Well, it was more than just plastic surgery... (bride lifts up her nightie

lol, I was gonna say something like that!

Ireneparalegal · 01-11-2006, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rock Princess

"Hey...I didn't tell you this before but I'm kinda already married....

I DIDN'T WANNA KILL THE MOOD!!"

WhoStheBoss_Fan · 01-11-2006, 12:56 AM

ooops i forgot!

Ireneparalegal · 01-11-2006, 12:57 AM

"I hate your mother"

Janice Johnson · 01-11-2006, 01:20 AM

"I'm pregnant"
"I am wanted in 30 states"
"I am bisexual"
"I have AIDS/ a nasty STD"
"I have a nasty, contagious sickness(cold, allergy, flu, etc.)
"I am a prostitute."
"I have 8 kids by 8 different men"
"I am not housebroken"

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 01-11-2006, 02:00 AM

Oh, I love this place! It's exactly where I came for my last Honeymoon!

Ireneparalegal · 01-11-2006, 02:04 AM

"I invited my mother to join us"

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 01-11-2006, 02:12 AM

"I've decided to become a nun"

01-10-2006, 09:38 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Worst things to say to your spouse on your honeymoon...LOL "Remember that plastic surgery I mentioned I had? Well, it was more than just plastic surgery... (bride lifts up her nightie "I am a million dollars in debt" "Wanna see pictures of my kids?" "By the way, I don't care too much for sex"
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01-10-2006, 10:34 PM	#2
Pleasant Tomorrow Member Forum Addict Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 Location: New York Posts: 69,525	I think I'm gay lolzol
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01-10-2006, 11:16 PM	#4
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	"Hey...I didn't tell you this before but I'm kinda already married.... I DIDN'T WANNA KILL THE MOOD!!"
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01-10-2006, 11:17 PM	#6
Chad Michael Murray Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,493	"You looked better BEFORE the hangover." Or: "...has this ALWAYS been here? Wow. Now I'm really wishing we would've decided to see eachother naked BEFORE our wedding night, so I would've known.."
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01-11-2006, 12:56 AM	#10
WhoStheBoss_Fan I Love Jenna Elfman Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 08, 2005 Location: In Connecticut with the Bowers and Macellis! Posts: 524	ooops i forgot!
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01-10-2006, 11:28 PM	#7
Jaguar Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 10, 2006 Posts: 18	My ex-wife/husband use to......

01-11-2006, 12:57 AM	#11
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	"I hate your mother"

01-11-2006, 01:20 AM	#12
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	"I'm pregnant" "I am wanted in 30 states" "I am bisexual" "I have AIDS/ a nasty STD" "I have a nasty, contagious sickness(cold, allergy, flu, etc.) "I am a prostitute." "I have 8 kids by 8 different men" "I am not housebroken"

01-11-2006, 02:00 AM	#13
~Hannah_Lee~ Let's dance in style Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 09, 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 7,358	Oh, I love this place! It's exactly where I came for my last Honeymoon!
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01-11-2006, 02:04 AM	#14
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	"I invited my mother to join us"

01-11-2006, 02:12 AM	#15
~Hannah_Lee~ Let's dance in style Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 09, 2002 Location: Alabama Posts: 7,358	"I've decided to become a nun"