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06-12-2001, 08:09 PM
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"Bailey's Little Sister" [My Fan Fic]
"Bailey's Little Sister"
Season 2 [At the station] Johnny: So Jennifer, have you thought about maybe going to dinner or maybe seeing a movie with me? Jennifer: One of these days Johnny-Boy, I'm going to have you for desert. Johnny: Oh Jennifer, let's leave work, and be free, we can have little Johnnys together. Jennifer: Yeah, I said one of these days, when you're 80, and I look like 24. [Bailey Walks In] Bailey: Ok guys, you have to be calm. Johnny: There's a fire isn't there, help us!!! Please help us!!! Bailey: No, not really Johnny. Now guys, my little sister Penny is coming to the station today, as her school had a flood. Jennifer: I never knew that you had a little sister. Johnny: That makes her...Penny Quarters??? Bailey: People call you a doctor, right Johnny? Johnny: Of course. Bailey: Then start acting like it Johnny! [In Mr. Carlson's office with Andy] Andy: Mr. Carlson, me and Herb have been wondering about maybe having a raise in our pay. I mean Herb has a kid, and I need to keep myself looking beautiful. Mr. Carlson: The day that I give Herb a raise??? When pigs fly Andy, when pigs fly. Andy: Mr. Carlson, he's in need of cash, and so am I. Mr. Carlson: He needs cash? What? To play video games or something? [Back in the radio station, Penny walks in] Penny: Bailey!!! Bailey: Penny!!! Penny: Bailey!!! Bailey: Penny!!! Johnny: What the hell is going on!!! [Bailey makes a fist at Johnny] Jennifer: So Penny, how old are you? Penny: I'm 14. Johnny: And how old are you Bailey??? Bailey: [mumbling] Cut the crap Johnny. Johnny: Oh, excuse me Bailey, how old are you? Bailey: I'm alot older then your type. Penny, don't worry about Johnny, it's not his fault he's a 7-year old man!!! Johnny: Harsh Bailey, Harsh! Jennifer: Sit boy. Penny: So Bailey, what do you do around this place? Bailey: I work for Mr. Carlson, here I'll introduce him to you. [Walks into Mr. Carlson's office] Bailey: Mr. Carlson, this is my sister, Penny. Mr. Carlson: Hi Penny. Penny: You look exactly like a movie star! Mr. Carlson: Well, thankyou. Penny: You look just like Fred from I Love Lucy! So, how's Ethel? Bailey: Well Penny, this is Andy. Penny: You look just like the guy from Playgirl! Andy: That's...nice...I better go. Penny: Hey, I know where I know you from Mr. Carlson. [Gives Playgirl magazine to Bailey, and he's on the cover] Mr. Carlson: It's not me, it's not me. Bailey: I'm not staring at you, but I'm staring at what looks like Herb's big toe! [Everyone comes in after Andy tells them what Penny said] Jennifer: What's going on here? Why does Penny read that stuff? Venus: Yeah, and why do I have a flyer on my car saying give your money to Penny's Bank Of America? Herb: And why is that Playgirl magazine with my picture in it here...Oops...sorry...I must have been...I've got to go now. Bailey: Penny, did you do this? Penny: I just wanted you to like me. Bailey: Get out of here! Penny: But... Bailey: Get out or I'll call mom. [Penny leaves] THE END ------------------ Andrew Carden |
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08-11-2001, 12:09 PM
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THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll get Joyce and Myra 2 post abot that one!
ps: joyce and myra are Joyce DeWitt and MissyPrissy ------------------ Hey, y'all! If u r one of my cool dude frieds (Kelly, Gia, Myra, and Angie), then I have 2 things 2 say 2 u: * I laughed u should 2 lol * Bedilia's bitch, let's beat her with the uglier stick LOL! Let's do the Mini HaHa dance! That was from u Myra! *~Kaitlyn~* |
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