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Ireneparalegal · 01-09-2006, 06:29 PM

I am a huge fan of Whose Line Is It Anyway. They have a part of the show called scenes from a hat. I am borrowing from that so we can have fun here. I decided to start with this one CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS DOOMED TO FAIL. I will post what they said on the show as a starter:

Bette Davis: Youth Face Cream
Mike Tyson: Encyclopedia Britannica

Here are mine:

Jennifer Lopez: Marriage Encounters
Angelina Jolie: Natural Childbirth Classes
Colin Farrell: Shaving Cream
Mariah Carey: Children's clothes

Jonathan · 01-09-2006, 06:40 PM

Paris Hilton - Actually making a film

Courtnee · 01-09-2006, 06:54 PM

"Starr Jones for Slim Fast"

Nighthawk76 · 01-09-2006, 06:58 PM

Vocal lessons from Britney Spears.

Ireneparalegal · 01-09-2006, 07:05 PM

MC Hammer: Financial Services

catlover79 · 12-23-2007, 01:57 AM

Jessica Simpson for Mensa

Dean Winchester · 12-23-2007, 02:04 AM

Michael Jackson - cocoa butter

Mikado · 12-23-2007, 02:32 AM

"Hi, RuPaul here for "Light Days" pads..."

"Micheal Jackson here for the Reliable car child-booster seat......"

" Allo, I am Celine Dion, and I want to talk to you about Jenny Craig, I was immense, I once weighed nearly 80 pounds, but, thx to Jenny......"

"Farah Fawcett here for MENSA......"

(Announcer): "And here, to introduce the new Corvette...........RALPH NADER!"

TripperFan · 12-23-2007, 10:25 AM

The Spear's family to endorse the Depo-Provera birth control injection - only required 4 times a year! (Well, maybe 8 if you're from Louisiana)

TripperFan · 12-23-2007, 10:27 AM

Kenny Rogers for AARP's Growing Old Gracefully Plan

catlover79 · 12-23-2007, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripperFan

Kenny Rogers for AARP's Growing Old Gracefully Plan

Ain't that the truth!

Wilford Brimley for Edy's Ice Cream, or any other sugary confection.

"TAKE IT! TAKE IT OFTEN!!"

Ireneparalegal · 12-25-2007, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripperFan

Kenny Rogers for AARP's Growing Old Gracefully Plan

Michael Jackson: Plastic Surgery for anyone

Janice · 12-25-2007, 03:08 AM

Michael Vick for Alpo.

James · 12-25-2007, 03:39 AM

Let's see ...

Karen Carpenter for Weight Watchers
Kurt Cobain for Smith and Wesson (or any gun manufacturer!)
John Denver for flying lessons
John F. Kennedy Jr. for Ocean Spray (I saw this on a joke page!)
Rosie O'Donnell for Pizza Hut (or any restaurant chain!)

Max Whittaker · 12-25-2007, 08:43 AM

Rosie O'donalds name on anything is doomed to fail...

01-09-2006, 06:29 PM	#1
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	Celebrity Endorsements Doomed To Fail...LOL I am a huge fan of Whose Line Is It Anyway. They have a part of the show called scenes from a hat. I am borrowing from that so we can have fun here. I decided to start with this one CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS DOOMED TO FAIL. I will post what they said on the show as a starter: Bette Davis: Youth Face Cream Mike Tyson: Encyclopedia Britannica Here are mine: Jennifer Lopez: Marriage Encounters Angelina Jolie: Natural Childbirth Classes Colin Farrell: Shaving Cream Mariah Carey: Children's clothes
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01-09-2006, 06:54 PM	#3
Courtnee MAN VS SAMMICH. Forum Star Join Date: Mar 23, 2005 Location: Louisiana Posts: 16,413	"Starr Jones for Slim Fast"
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12-23-2007, 01:57 AM	#6
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12-23-2007, 10:25 AM	#9
TripperFan In God's Arms Now Forum Star Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 12,086	The Spear's family to endorse the Depo-Provera birth control injection - only required 4 times a year! (Well, maybe 8 if you're from Louisiana)
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01-09-2006, 06:40 PM	#2
Jonathan ***** Senior Member** Join Date: Aug 28, 2004 Posts: 2,304	Paris Hilton - Actually making a film

01-09-2006, 06:58 PM	#4
Nighthawk76 Rachel Berry Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 28, 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 23,254	Vocal lessons from Britney Spears.

01-09-2006, 07:05 PM	#5
Ireneparalegal LEGAL SPICE ;) Forum Legend Join Date: Jul 25, 2005 Location: OXNARD, CA - WHERE THE DALLAS COWBOYS TRAIN & PRACTICE Posts: 38,691	MC Hammer: Financial Services

12-23-2007, 02:04 AM	#7
Dean Winchester Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 28, 2003 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 14,803	Michael Jackson - cocoa butter

12-23-2007, 02:32 AM	#8
Mikado Main st bridge Forum Superstar Join Date: Jul 06, 2005 Posts: 25,892	"Hi, RuPaul here for "Light Days" pads..." "Micheal Jackson here for the Reliable car child-booster seat......" " Allo, I am Celine Dion, and I want to talk to you about Jenny Craig, I was immense, I once weighed nearly 80 pounds, but, thx to Jenny......" "Farah Fawcett here for MENSA......" (Announcer): "And here, to introduce the new Corvette...........RALPH NADER!"

12-23-2007, 10:27 AM	#10
TripperFan In God's Arms Now Forum Star Join Date: Sep 14, 2003 Location: Heartbreak Ridge Posts: 12,086	Kenny Rogers for AARP's Growing Old Gracefully Plan

12-25-2007, 03:08 AM	#13
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Michael Vick for Alpo.

12-25-2007, 03:39 AM	#14
James Member Forum Veteran Join Date: Jan 07, 2001 Location: Dayton, Ohio, USA Posts: 6,370	Let's see ... Karen Carpenter for Weight Watchers Kurt Cobain for Smith and Wesson (or any gun manufacturer!) John Denver for flying lessons John F. Kennedy Jr. for Ocean Spray (I saw this on a joke page!) Rosie O'Donnell for Pizza Hut (or any restaurant chain!)

12-25-2007, 08:43 AM	#15
Max Whittaker I want Serenity back Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 30, 2001 Posts: 6,180	Rosie O'donalds name on anything is doomed to fail...