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Brett Ferino · 03-01-2001, 10:00 PM

What is it and why?

Chocoholic · 10-05-2001, 10:29 PM

Joe to Brian: "Get all the rest you need. I want you nice and healthy when I beat your brains out."

Antonio: "She's LYING! I'm clumsy. I'm inexperienced. I don't even know where everything is!"

Lowell: "I can't concentrate with all these BATS flying around!"

Helen to Joe: "Lowell spent the whole class yesterday watching an ant push a grain of salt across his desk, and do you know what? I ENVIED HIM!!!"

Roy: "Here's a little rule about party food. If it's green, it's trouble; if it's fried, get double!"

Brian: "When I'm in a relationship, I like to be the 7 year old."

I'm sure I'll come up with more

Chocoholic · 03-10-2003, 05:13 PM

Antonio: "I'm starving, I've been having lots of sex."

Brian; "It's a sad country when anyone can walk up to a counter and buy meat."

kariyaki · 03-15-2003, 08:51 PM

"Coming through. Time to take that little lady to Headboard Heaven."

"Yeah, you wish you were over me, you wish you were ALL over me."

"My goat knows the bowling score."

"Sandpiper flight 2 to Boston is now boarding. Please keep your luggage with you at all times and be sure to stow small children under the seat in front of you."

"Once, when I was out of underwear..."

chapsbuck · 03-15-2003, 11:58 PM

How about this famous saying by Joe:

"If ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful christmas"

You should all remember that one!

chapsbuck · 03-16-2003, 12:03 AM

Saying by Antonio:

Could I interest you in a soccor ball. Still has a little bounce!

chapsbuck · 03-16-2003, 12:05 AM

CORRECTION SORRY!

This is the correct saying

How about this famous saying by Joe:

"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful christmas"

You should all remember that one!

chapsbuck · 03-16-2003, 12:59 AM

Brians famous quote:

SMORES! As there so good you want smores! Thats so stupid, that's what they should be called SASTUPIDS!

chapsbuck · 03-16-2003, 11:57 PM

Roy Biggins Quote:

Be their or be stupid, Lowell you can be both!

chapsbuck · 03-16-2003, 11:58 PM

Carton Quote:

If you were to carpet Florida, how long would it take to vacuume it.

blackbeard · 03-17-2003, 12:29 AM

Bud " You could take the paint of the side of a barge with that breath." From Joe and Helens Christmas party while talking to Brians date who worked at the bank

bcintx · 03-17-2003, 11:51 AM

Probably not the exact quote, but the one where Helen becomes friends with Joe's girlfriend and then the girlfriend dumps Joe, then Joe and Helen fight then kiss.

Helen: "What happenned?"

Joe: "I don't know. First we're slapping each other with dead fish, then it got weird."

Typical Wings humor, treating the bizarre as normal and vice versa.

Great to see Wings returning to TV!

VWAdam · 03-17-2003, 10:05 PM

I'm new here but here is one of my favorites.
This is the day after Joe and Helen come back from their honeymoon and found out their house has burned.
Helen is working at the lunch counter and she is talking to someone(it's been a while since I've seen this one so bear with me).
Helen says something like:"Oh, I'm over that. I'm just going to put that whole fire thing behind me." A man then lights up a cigarette at the counter and while spraying him with the fire extinguisher Helen screams:"THERE IS NO SMOKING AT THE LUNCH COUNTERRRRR!"
I love that one.

cascivic · 03-18-2003, 02:36 AM

helen: " hey brian, check out my new bowling outfit"

Brian( as james bond)" As striking as that is.........Spare me!"

haha def my favorite

jayb23 · 03-18-2003, 02:40 AM

Antonio: "Its time to face the face."

Antonio was the best.

03-01-2001, 10:00 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

10-05-2001, 10:29 PM	#2
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Joe to Brian: "Get all the rest you need. I want you nice and healthy when I beat your brains out." Antonio: "She's LYING! I'm clumsy. I'm inexperienced. I don't even know where everything is!" Lowell: "I can't concentrate with all these BATS flying around!" Helen to Joe: "Lowell spent the whole class yesterday watching an ant push a grain of salt across his desk, and do you know what? I ENVIED HIM!!!" Roy: "Here's a little rule about party food. If it's green, it's trouble; if it's fried, get double!" Brian: "When I'm in a relationship, I like to be the 7 year old." I'm sure I'll come up with more

03-10-2003, 05:13 PM	#3
Chocoholic Member Forum Star Join Date: Dec 01, 2000 Location: Between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 11,235	Antonio: "I'm starving, I've been having lots of sex." Brian; "It's a sad country when anyone can walk up to a counter and buy meat."

03-15-2003, 08:51 PM	#4
kariyaki Member First Time Poster Join Date: Mar 15, 2003 Posts: 1	"Coming through. Time to take that little lady to Headboard Heaven." "Yeah, you wish you were over me, you wish you were ALL over me." "My goat knows the bowling score." "Sandpiper flight 2 to Boston is now boarding. Please keep your luggage with you at all times and be sure to stow small children under the seat in front of you." "Once, when I was out of underwear..."

03-15-2003, 11:58 PM	#5
chapsbuck Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 15, 2003 Location: Webster, South Dakota Posts: 28	How about this famous saying by Joe: "If ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful christmas" You should all remember that one!

03-16-2003, 12:03 AM	#6
chapsbuck Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 15, 2003 Location: Webster, South Dakota Posts: 28	Saying by Antonio: Could I interest you in a soccor ball. Still has a little bounce!

03-16-2003, 12:05 AM	#7
chapsbuck Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 15, 2003 Location: Webster, South Dakota Posts: 28	CORRECTION SORRY! This is the correct saying How about this famous saying by Joe: "If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful christmas" You should all remember that one!

03-16-2003, 12:59 AM	#8
chapsbuck Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 15, 2003 Location: Webster, South Dakota Posts: 28	Brians famous quote: SMORES! As there so good you want smores! Thats so stupid, that's what they should be called SASTUPIDS!

03-16-2003, 11:57 PM	#9
chapsbuck Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 15, 2003 Location: Webster, South Dakota Posts: 28	Roy Biggins Quote: Be their or be stupid, Lowell you can be both!

03-16-2003, 11:58 PM	#10
chapsbuck Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 15, 2003 Location: Webster, South Dakota Posts: 28	Carton Quote: If you were to carpet Florida, how long would it take to vacuume it.

03-17-2003, 12:29 AM	#11
blackbeard B.O.G. Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 05, 2001 Location: Constitution State Posts: 712	Bud " You could take the paint of the side of a barge with that breath." From Joe and Helens Christmas party while talking to Brians date who worked at the bank

03-17-2003, 11:51 AM	#12
bcintx Member First Time Poster Join Date: Mar 17, 2003 Posts: 1	Probably not the exact quote, but the one where Helen becomes friends with Joe's girlfriend and then the girlfriend dumps Joe, then Joe and Helen fight then kiss. Helen: "What happenned?" Joe: "I don't know. First we're slapping each other with dead fish, then it got weird." Typical Wings humor, treating the bizarre as normal and vice versa. Great to see Wings returning to TV!

03-17-2003, 10:05 PM	#13
VWAdam Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 17, 2003 Location: Alabama, USA Posts: 16	I'm new here but here is one of my favorites. This is the day after Joe and Helen come back from their honeymoon and found out their house has burned. Helen is working at the lunch counter and she is talking to someone(it's been a while since I've seen this one so bear with me). Helen says something like:"Oh, I'm over that. I'm just going to put that whole fire thing behind me." A man then lights up a cigarette at the counter and while spraying him with the fire extinguisher Helen screams:"THERE IS NO SMOKING AT THE LUNCH COUNTERRRRR!" I love that one.

03-18-2003, 02:36 AM	#14
cascivic Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 18, 2003 Posts: 11	helen: " hey brian, check out my new bowling outfit" Brian( as james bond)" As striking as that is.........Spare me!" haha def my favorite

03-18-2003, 02:40 AM	#15
jayb23 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Mar 05, 2003 Location: Virginia Posts: 3	Antonio: "Its time to face the face." Antonio was the best.