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Brett Ferino · 02-21-2001, 10:12 PM

What is it and why?

joblairtootnatmrs.g · 02-28-2001, 08:30 PM

there is way to many to tell

That Other Fan · 11-19-2001, 01:15 AM

Karen: (after Jack tells his mom he's gay) "Honey I think you missing the silver lining here...when you old and in diapers a gay son will know how to keep you away from chiffon and backlighting."

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Karen: (Trying to convince a "blind" Jack that his latest "conquest" is now "straight") "Honey your new guy has turned his back on homosexuals....and not in the good way."

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Jack: "Their are no straight men. Only men that haven't met Jack."

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Grace: "It's just not how I imagined ever beening propsed to. Ok? I'm supposed to be holding a bouquet of wildflowers,not my own ankles!"

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Grace: ( Reading Jack's apron)" Kiss The Cook."

Jack: "What? Cook? That's an "O"? That doesn't make any sense. Who goes on a date hoping someone to kiss their cook."

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Karen: (Knocking at Will and Grace's door) "Honey hurry up! I'm in a bad neighborhood, and I just used the last of my pepper spray on a pushy Jehovah's Witness!"

[This message has been edited by That Other Fan (edited 11-19-2001).]

nentando · 12-03-2001, 03:06 PM

Jack: Guys dont make passes at guys with fat asses.

springb · 12-15-2001, 08:10 AM

"Honey, did you REALLY think you could get into heaven wearing body glitter? Well, you can't..."

Karen in Jack's play

springb · 12-15-2001, 08:18 AM

"Honey, did you REALLY think you could get into heaven wearing body glitter? Well, you can't..."

Karen in Jack's play

Chekapo · 12-16-2001, 12:03 PM

Every single time Karen says Honey...

springb · 01-23-2002, 10:49 AM

Karen- "I love my big gay horse!"

moofomoo · 01-23-2002, 04:31 PM

Including... "oh honey...no..." and just about everything she says that counts as a "Karen-ism"

**Gracie moo**

Jordan · 02-24-2002, 03:04 PM

It was in the episode where Cher (who I love!) guest starred. Jack meets her at a restaurant and thinks that she is a drag queen. "Hey, you're not that great, Mister Sister!" he says to her. I loved it!

Will and Grace Fanatic · 09-16-2002, 12:33 PM

Grace:God, the guys I'm dating date such losers.

Jordan · 09-21-2002, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by springb
"Honey, did you REALLY think you could get into heaven wearing body glitter? Well, you can't..."

~ Karen in Jack's play ~

Oh, that is a good one....I forgot about that one until just now! That's great stuff...

spookystarbuck · 11-09-2003, 02:53 PM

Wow, love ALL those mentioned. A few of my faves are those mentioned in my siggy box.
I also am a fan of anything that comes out of Karens mouth!

MandieR1980 · 11-09-2003, 11:25 PM

Lionel: Lionel Banks, Lionel like the trains Banks like the money and you are?
Karen: Anastasia Beaverhousin, Anastasia like Russian royalty and Beaverhousin like.....where the beaver live.

call.me.karen · 01-14-2004, 02:15 AM

Jack: "Anne Heche-Lafoon he's straight!" (About Matt Damon)
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Jack: "You know why were stuck. Because heterosexual marriage is just WRONG! I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together he would have given them both penises."
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Karen: "Martini. And don't waste any space with those olives."
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Grace: "Okay, here's the thanksgiving menu so far; apple pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry tart and ice cream roll. What am I missing? ... CAKE! We need cake!
Will: 'Did you take a bong hit before you wrote that?
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Cheryl: "Mrs Walker? Cheryl Bricker-Fossberg. Taylor and Hayden's mom."
Karen: "I have no idea what you just said."
((haha, when I first saw that episode I didn't understand what the woman had said either!!))
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Karen: ((to the woman from the above quote)) "Well I find stretch pants appalling but I'm too much of a lady to mention it fat ass!"
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Karen: "Oh my God. She just asked a fairy and engine question. We're all gonna die in this car."
Will: "Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that."

02-21-2001, 10:12 PM	#1
Brett Ferino Member Forum 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 18, 2000 Location: PA Posts: 3,782	Fave Quote What is it and why?

12-15-2001, 08:10 AM	#5
springb Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 04, 2001 Location: Green Bay, WI, USA Posts: 131	"Honey, did you REALLY think you could get into heaven wearing body glitter? Well, you can't..." Karen in Jack's play
	__________________ Scott

01-23-2002, 04:31 PM	#9
moofomoo #1 Hans Conried fan Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 29, 2001 Location: land of Liberty and Justice for ALL...you got a problem with that? Posts: 770	Most anything Karen says Including... "oh honey...no..." and just about everything she says that counts as a "Karen-ism" Gracie moo

02-24-2002, 03:04 PM	#10
Jordan Shirley Manson!!! Senior Member Join Date: Dec 01, 2001 Location: The state where Garbage records their albums -- Wisconsin! Posts: 1,459	Favorite Quote... It was in the episode where Cher (who I love!) guest starred. Jack meets her at a restaurant and thinks that she is a drag queen. "Hey, you're not that great, Mister Sister!" he says to her. I loved it!

09-16-2002, 12:33 PM	#11
Will and Grace Fanatic be happy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 15, 2002 Location: seattle, washington Posts: 2,746	Grace:God, the guys I'm dating date such losers.
	__________________ love is love

02-28-2001, 08:30 PM	#2
joblairtootnatmrs.g Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 28, 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 226	there is way to many to tell

11-19-2001, 01:15 AM	#3
That Other Fan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 27, 2001 Posts: 191	Karen: (after Jack tells his mom he's gay) "Honey I think you missing the silver lining here...when you old and in diapers a gay son will know how to keep you away from chiffon and backlighting." ---------------------- Karen: (Trying to convince a "blind" Jack that his latest "conquest" is now "straight") "Honey your new guy has turned his back on homosexuals....and not in the good way." ------------------ Jack: "Their are no straight men. Only men that haven't met Jack." -------------------- Grace: "It's just not how I imagined ever beening propsed to. Ok? I'm supposed to be holding a bouquet of wildflowers,not my own ankles!" ------------------------------ Grace: ( Reading Jack's apron)" Kiss The Cook." Jack: "What? Cook? That's an "O"? That doesn't make any sense. Who goes on a date hoping someone to kiss their cook." -------------------------- Karen: (Knocking at Will and Grace's door) "Honey hurry up! I'm in a bad neighborhood, and I just used the last of my pepper spray on a pushy Jehovah's Witness!" [This message has been edited by That Other Fan (edited 11-19-2001).]

12-03-2001, 03:06 PM	#4
nentando Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 12, 2001 Location: Lincolnshire, England Posts: 5	Jack: Guys dont make passes at guys with fat asses.

12-15-2001, 08:18 AM	#6
springb Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 04, 2001 Location: Green Bay, WI, USA Posts: 131	"Honey, did you REALLY think you could get into heaven wearing body glitter? Well, you can't..." Karen in Jack's play

12-16-2001, 12:03 PM	#7
Chekapo Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 11, 2001 Location: Sleaford, Lincolnshire, UK Posts: 8	Every single time Karen says Honey...

01-23-2002, 10:49 AM	#8
springb Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 04, 2001 Location: Green Bay, WI, USA Posts: 131	Karen- "I love my big gay horse!"

11-09-2003, 02:53 PM	#13
spookystarbuck Kiss my Ass! Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 21, 2003 Location: ENGLAND! Posts: 59	Wow, love ALL those mentioned. A few of my faves are those mentioned in my siggy box. I also am a fan of anything that comes out of Karens mouth!
	__________________ "We have a very unorthodox flirtation on the show and we have it in real life too. I mean, if he walked in right now, he'd grab my boob and start dry-humping me. And it's mutual. We've confused many people on the set because there is not one part of my body that Sean has not touched, nor me his. And I can't explain it-it's just our way of relating. I mean, if we were presented to the queen of England, I'd probably be grabbing his package."

11-09-2003, 11:25 PM	#14
MandieR1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 03, 2001 Location: East Taunton, Massachusetts Posts: 2,635	Mine is Lionel: Lionel Banks, Lionel like the trains Banks like the money and you are? Karen: Anastasia Beaverhousin, Anastasia like Russian royalty and Beaverhousin like.....where the beaver live.
	__________________ Mandie myspace.com/mlr930

01-14-2004, 02:15 AM	#15
call.me.karen Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 14, 2004 Location: MINNESOTA Posts: 8	Jack: "Anne Heche-Lafoon he's straight!" (About Matt Damon) ------------ Jack: "You know why were stuck. Because heterosexual marriage is just WRONG! I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together he would have given them both penises." ------------ Karen: "Martini. And don't waste any space with those olives." ------------ Grace: "Okay, here's the thanksgiving menu so far; apple pie, pumpkin pie, blueberry tart and ice cream roll. What am I missing? ... CAKE! We need cake! Will: 'Did you take a bong hit before you wrote that? ------------ Cheryl: "Mrs Walker? Cheryl Bricker-Fossberg. Taylor and Hayden's mom." Karen: "I have no idea what you just said." ((haha, when I first saw that episode I didn't understand what the woman had said either!!)) ------------ Karen: ((to the woman from the above quote)) "Well I find stretch pants appalling but I'm too much of a lady to mention it fat ass!" ------------ Karen: "Oh my God. She just asked a fairy and engine question. We're all gonna die in this car." Will: "Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that."
	__________________ "Honey, your new guy has turned his back on homosexuals...and not in the good way!" ------------------ Grace: "I'm not having Jack walk me down the aisle. He'll meet someone half-way and ditch me." Will: "Then have Karen do it." Grace: "Karen? When was the last time she could walk a straight line?"