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TJL · 01-05-2006, 08:58 PM

- It freaks us out when you burst into tears in a public place. But, since we try to be gentlemen, we'll do what we can to comfort you. However,if we are not dating you or married to you, you are only allowed to cry on our shoulder about whatever is troubling you once. That's it.

- If you are in a relationship or married, you are obligated to mention that to the guy you have struck up a conversation with in some random place within the first ten minutes. Nothing is more of a letdown than when you mention your "boyfriend" after we've chatted you up for an hour and just bought you a second drink.

- If we allow you to drag us to an art gallery/museum/Kate Hudson movie we are in love with you. Grab us while you can.

Anyone else have some?

Michael [hXc] · 01-05-2006, 09:04 PM

to build off of the first one TJL said-

we are all different, but you know that if you don't complain and whine and act overly dramatic about your troubles and problems tp us, we won't do that to you. if you have some sort of problem/crisis, don't cry and complain to us and expect us to stop our lives for you and give you some sort of sympathy, and actually make your problems a part of our own lives. toughen up a bit and learn how to handle your problems yourself, unless you want us to cry and complain and unload on you when we have some major problem. and "problem" in this case means insignificant problems that can easily be worked out.

that one's all about being completely fair actually.

Dutabi84 · 01-05-2006, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TJL

- If you are in a relationship or married, you are obligated to mention that to the guy you have struck up a conversation with in some random place within the first ten minutes. Nothing is more of a letdown than when you mention your "boyfriend" after we've chatted you up for an hour and just bought you a second drink.
Anyone else have some?

It would also be helpful if you mention that you're engaged BEFORE you give out your phone number.

Ireneparalegal · 01-05-2006, 09:11 PM

this thread says girls/women NOT HOES AND SKANKS...so why complain abt the trash that DON'T MENTION THEY HAVE A MAN...don't compare those type of females to REAL WOMEN! Thank you for letting me say my peace without interrupting me...

TJL · 01-05-2006, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

this thread says girls/women NOT HOES AND SKANKS...so why complain abt the trash that DON'T MENTION THEY HAVE A MAN...don't compare those type of females to REAL WOMEN! Thank you for letting me say my peace without interrupting me...

Sorry this thread is for guys only. You chased the guys off of your thread. That is why I started this one.

Michael [hXc] · 01-05-2006, 09:15 PM

lol irene made me think of another one.

if you're not sexy, don't dress in slutty, exposing, or skimpy outfits and expect us to look at you.

Dutabi84 · 01-05-2006, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

this thread says girls/women NOT HOES AND SKANKS...so why complain abt the trash that DON'T MENTION THEY HAVE A MAN...don't compare those type of females to REAL WOMEN! Thank you for letting me say my peace without interrupting me...

Hoes and skanks fall under the category of girls/women, but unfortunately it can take some time to find out what category these women fall under.

Ireneparalegal · 01-05-2006, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutabi84

Hoes and skanks fall under the category of girls/women, but unfortunately it can take some time to find out what category these women fall under.

A real guy/man would immediately know the difference

Sorry TJL...keep up this thread!

Michael [hXc] · 01-05-2006, 09:24 PM

also people might disagree on what constitutes a ho or skank.

gilligan fanatic · 01-05-2006, 09:25 PM

don't scream at everything.

Dutabi84 · 01-05-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

A real guy/man would immediately know the difference

Sorry TJL...keep up this thread!

Not if you're one of those pretentious hoes.

Chad Michael Murray · 01-05-2006, 09:27 PM

If we say we're okay, it means we're okay. Don't give us the third degree for the next three hours to find out what's "really going on" when in actuality...we're really okay!!

If we don't always feel like talking or doing something immediately when we get home, it's not a shot at you or meant as an insult at all. It's because we had a hard day and either need some rest, or really need some time to just be able to do 'nothing' for a while. Which brings me to my next one...

If you ask what we're thinking and we say 'nothing'...it's true. Sometimes we really can voluntarily be 'vacant' and not think of a single thing.

TJL · 01-05-2006, 09:29 PM

Here's another one:

When you suggest a place to eat, and we say it's "interesting," that means we would rather stick needles in our eyes than go there.

For example:

"Oh, and Etheopian resturant? That sounds interesting..."

EmoJoe · 01-05-2006, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Ireneparalegal

this thread says girls/women NOT HOES AND SKANKS...so why complain abt the trash that DON'T MENTION THEY HAVE A MAN...don't compare those type of females to REAL WOMEN! Thank you for letting me say my peace without interrupting me...

So, how come girls are allowed to make a thread complaining about guys, but guys arent allowed to make a thread complaining about girls?

EmoJoe · 01-05-2006, 09:47 PM

This thread ROCKS!

01-05-2006, 08:58 PM	#1
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Dudes: Post here what you want girls/women to know so they can learn... - It freaks us out when you burst into tears in a public place. But, since we try to be gentlemen, we'll do what we can to comfort you. However,if we are not dating you or married to you, you are only allowed to cry on our shoulder about whatever is troubling you once. That's it. - If you are in a relationship or married, you are obligated to mention that to the guy you have struck up a conversation with in some random place within the first ten minutes. Nothing is more of a letdown than when you mention your "boyfriend" after we've chatted you up for an hour and just bought you a second drink. - If we allow you to drag us to an art gallery/museum/Kate Hudson movie we are in love with you. Grab us while you can. Anyone else have some?
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01-05-2006, 09:11 PM	#4
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01-05-2006, 09:25 PM	#10
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01-05-2006, 09:27 PM	#12
Chad Michael Murray Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2005 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,493	If we say we're okay, it means we're okay. Don't give us the third degree for the next three hours to find out what's "really going on" when in actuality...we're really okay!! If we don't always feel like talking or doing something immediately when we get home, it's not a shot at you or meant as an insult at all. It's because we had a hard day and either need some rest, or really need some time to just be able to do 'nothing' for a while. Which brings me to my next one... If you ask what we're thinking and we say 'nothing'...it's true. Sometimes we really can voluntarily be 'vacant' and not think of a single thing.
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01-05-2006, 09:04 PM	#2
Michael [hXc] dying. Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 8,532	to build off of the first one TJL said- we are all different, but you know that if you don't complain and whine and act overly dramatic about your troubles and problems tp us, we won't do that to you. if you have some sort of problem/crisis, don't cry and complain to us and expect us to stop our lives for you and give you some sort of sympathy, and actually make your problems a part of our own lives. toughen up a bit and learn how to handle your problems yourself, unless you want us to cry and complain and unload on you when we have some major problem. and "problem" in this case means insignificant problems that can easily be worked out. that one's all about being completely fair actually.

01-05-2006, 09:15 PM	#6
Michael [hXc] dying. Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 8,532	lol irene made me think of another one. if you're not sexy, don't dress in slutty, exposing, or skimpy outfits and expect us to look at you.

01-05-2006, 09:24 PM	#9
Michael [hXc] dying. Forum Fanatic Join Date: Feb 29, 2004 Posts: 8,532	also people might disagree on what constitutes a ho or skank.

01-05-2006, 09:29 PM	#13
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Here's another one: When you suggest a place to eat, and we say it's "interesting," that means we would rather stick needles in our eyes than go there. For example: "Oh, and Etheopian resturant? That sounds interesting..."

01-05-2006, 09:47 PM	#15
EmoJoe Cool cool cool Forum Addict Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 71,478	This thread ROCKS!